May 13, 2005 | Andy
The Cubs are in the nation’s capital as we speak, and I’m sure that there’s a four star hotel somewhere along the Potomac in which Hank White is getting busy with one of his daily “power naps.” The Cubs are 15-18 and really, they have...
May 11, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Mets: Victor Zambrano, 2-3, 5.63 ERA Cubs: The Franchise, 3-1, 3.09 ERA Lineups: Mets Jose Reyes, ss Kaz Matt Suhey, 2b Moleface, cf Clifford Floyd, lf Mike Piazza, c Doug Eyechart, 1b David Wright, 3b Victor “F@#$ing” Diaz, rf Not Carlos...
May 10, 2005 | Andy
Honestly, wouldn’t it be fascinating (and terrifying) to spend just one hour in Doughnut Boy’s brain while he’s trying to cook up another steamer of a column? Today’s was particularly awful. Even for him. Which is saying something. Honestly, if...
May 9, 2005 | Andy
Who knew that a Thursday game at Miller Park and a Friday at Wrigley would be such an educational field trip? I learned some things, and had some other things sort of reinforced. But we’ll get to those in a second. First, we have some much needed homage to pay...
May 5, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchups: Friday: Cubs: Greg Maddux, 1-1, 4.20 ERA Brewers: Gary Glover, 2-1, 5.16 ERA Saturday Cubs: Glendon Rusch Phillies: TBA I’ll be at the games Thursday and Friday. So we’ll just use this thread for both Cubs losses –uh,...
May 4, 2005 | Andy
Do you hear that? Listen. If you concentrate you’ll recognize the sound. Yup, it’s the Cubs scraping the bottom of the barrell. With every botched flyball, temper tantrum and wasted Hank White homer, the Cubs are inching their way into the abyss. Hey,...
