Feb 4, 2005 | Andy
OK, I have my “forumulaicly witty Super Bowl preview column template” out and let’s get to the hilarity! Oh boy is this going to be great. Make joke pretending that nobody knows the Super Bowl is Sunday Hey, if you haven’t heard, there’s...
Feb 3, 2005 | Andy
Someday, Sammy Sosa should run for the president of the Dominican Republic or congress, or dogcatcher or something, because the ease with which he can placate a room full of knee-pad wearing reporters is amazing. Those of us who’ve paid attention to Sammy the...
Feb 2, 2005 | Andy
For the first time in 6 years, the Los Angeles Lakers will be coached by a person who has not won an NBA Championship. Think ‘Lakers’ and you think of Mikan and West, Wilt and Kareem, Magic and Showtime, Kobe and Shaq, Riles and Phil, the Forum, the Laker...
Feb 2, 2005 | Andy
There’s probably something sad in my hope today that Jim Hendry would wake up, see his shadow and decide to wait six weeks to sign Jeromy Burnitz, but alas, we had no such luck. And you can see how morose it’s made me, I just used the word...
Feb 1, 2005 | Andy
The Cubs don’t have to make another roster move after trading Sammy Sosa to the Orioles, because they currently, even with the additions of Jerry Hairston, Jr., Ray Fontenot’s love child and David Crouthers (or whatever his name is), still have an open...
Jan 31, 2005 | Andy
I wouldn’t even allow myself to imagine the mess that will occur if somehow the Sammy Sosa trade falls through. Don’t even think about what spring training would be like then. It’d make Chernobyl look like somebody spilled grape juice on the carpet....
