Apr 1, 2004 | Andy
Everybody from George Ofman to Jack McDowell to Matt Morris has chimed in on the Mark Prior injury. Ofman contends the Cubs are “lying” to everybody and that The Franchise has a serious arm injury that will disclosed post haste. McDowell claims that Prior...
Mar 31, 2004 | Andy
Through their first 8 years in the NBA, the Memphis (neé –ancouver) Grizzlies had more L’s than a 20 year anniversary copy of SI’s Swimsuit Edition – 472 of them, in fact. Consistently awful, the Grizz won less than a quarter of the games they...
Mar 31, 2004 | Andy
Everything’ll work out if you let it Everything’ll work out if you let it Everything’ll work out if you let it Let it in your heart Everything works if you let it If you let it in your heart Yeah everything works if you let it If you let it in your heart She is...
Mar 30, 2004 | Andy
I thought it was odd myself, but then after it was over, I realized that the Cubs are one of the most brilliantly run organizations in sports. I mean really, who other than the Cubs would have utilized The Continental to give individual press members a briefing on the...
Mar 29, 2004 | Andy
Did you know that every time a CBS announcer refers to Chris Duhon’s bruised ribs an angel gets its wings? It’s true—and during the course of the next week, heaven is going to have a serious over-population problem. Not since Michigan State’s...
Mar 29, 2004 | Andy
There, somebody had to say it. College basketball sucks. It blows. It stinks and it sucks and it sucks and it stinks. That’s why I watched about sixteen hours of it. I had to make sure it kept sucking. You know, you turn your head, shift your eyes, anything, and...
