Daily Dose: New depths of loathing

Well, that was fun, huh? Sort of like performing your own sex change operation with a rusty meat cleaver, a sewing needle and some dental floss. Good times last night. Good times. I woke up this morning, kicked the dog, gave the wife a good rodgering and then realized...

Take 1984 and shove it

To read the sports pages today you’d think the current Cubs were lying in bed at night pondering their fates and seeing visions of Leon Durham letting a grounder go between his legs. You’d think that when they look in the mirror in the morning when they...

Daily Dose: An uncomfortable Meat Loaf

Those of you who frequent our dear Web site know that when a team wins two of three it’s a Meat Loaf. As in, “two out of three ain’t bad.” Going into the weekend, we’d have auctioned off our first borns if we could have been guaranteed...