Apr 29, 2008 | Andy
Twenty-five years. It’s been 25 years since Lee Elia lost his mind in the manager’s office at Wrigley Field and unleashed one of the most profane, vile, hilarious and entertaining rants of all time. A rant so infamous that when Jay Johnstone published it...
Apr 27, 2008 | Andy
Don Zimmer used to say that if you can go at least .500 in your first 40 games, that your team has a legitimate shot at being in the pennant race all year long. You have to remember that Don had a plate in his head and he’d pee his pants if he walked by a...
Apr 22, 2008 | Andy
Don’t pretend you’re not impressed! Pitching matchup Mets: Nelson Figueroa, 1-0, 3.60 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, 0-3, 9.16 ERA
Apr 18, 2008 | Andy
Leading off and playing left field, Carlos Zambrano! Pitching matchup: Pissburgh: Ian Snell, 2-0, 3.93 ERA Cubs: Rich Hill 0-0, 5.00 ERA Since the Gamecast is going up early, be sure to occupy some of your time with Marty Brennaman, man of the...
Apr 18, 2008 | Andy
Have you met my son? He’s also a no-talent assclown! If you allowed me to write a list of guys I’d like to kick in the scrotum, the list would be long, and distinguished and two Brennamans would be in the top ten. It is almost as though the helmet-haired...
Apr 17, 2008 | Andy
Pitching matchup Reds: Edinson Volquez, 1-0, 0.87 ERA Cubs: Trevor Immelman, 0-2, 9.95 ERAÂ (How many over par is that?)
