Cubs Report – Hey, they’re kinda good

Don Zimmer used to say that if you can go at least .500 in your first 40 games, that your team has a legitimate shot at being in the pennant race all year long. You have to remember that Don had a plate in his head and he’d pee his pants if he walked by a...

Cubs Live! — Pissburgh at Cubs, 4/18, 1:20 pm

Leading off and playing left field, Carlos Zambrano! Pitching matchup: Pissburgh: Ian Snell, 2-0, 3.93 ERA Cubs: Rich Hill 0-0, 5.00 ERA Since the Gamecast is going up early, be sure to occupy some of your time with Marty Brennaman, man of the...

Marty Brennaman, man of the people

Have you met my son? He’s also a no-talent assclown! If you allowed me to write a list of guys I’d like to kick in the scrotum, the list would be long, and distinguished and two Brennamans would be in the top ten.  It is almost as though the helmet-haired...

Cubs Live! — Reds at Cubs, 4/16, 7:05 pm

Remember all that drivel you said about black guys and day games?  You’re such a dumbass! Pitching matchup: Reds: Josh Fogg, 1-1, ERA = Touchdown! Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 1-1, 3.20 ERA