Guest Dose: Quiet Riot

For once, Mark DeRosa has a 175-pounder knocking at his door who he doesn’t want any part of. Ryan Theriot has picked up right where he left off at the end of last season, and is quietly putting up some outstanding spring numbers. As of Tuesday, Theriot had a...

Time to cut bait and run?

Is it that time yet? Is it time to recognize that seeing Kerry Wood in a Cubs uniform has become more elusive than seeing a Sun-Times without a Gordon Wittenmyer article? It breaks the heart to realize that kneel and Bob Novoa has pitched thirty-five more innings for...

Guest Dose: Returning to Prior form

I hate puns. Especially puns about Prior. Especially this pun about Prior. It’s so “Gordon Wittenmyer”-y. But there might be a glimmer of hope yet for the survival of The Franchise’s career. And, as lame as Prior has been since 2003, and as...

Guest Dose: The one that got away from Gordon

Fine. I get it, Commissioner Gordon. You’re going to write 18 Cubs articles a day, and not a one of them is going to be about Derrek Lee. In fact, no one is writing about Derrek Lee. Why not? Alfonso, Shmalfonso. Lee is still “the man” on this team,...

Take me to your leader.

There are plenty of good stories swirling around the Cubs as they head into their last two weeks of Spring Training. The pitchers are dropping like flies. Rocky Cherry might win a bullpen spot if Wood can’t start the season with the Major League team. Lou...