Cubs Report: Didn’t Waterworld cost $300 million?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not just happy that the Cubs opened up their circa 1982 wallet (I think we all heard the denim and velcro) and spent the gross national product of Ghana this offseason. It’s long overdue. Had they done it in a year when there...

In the Tank

You’ve got to hand it to Tank Johnson, Devin Hester and the Bears’ defense. They must love Rex Grossman. Knowing that one good game wasn’t going to be enough to get the focus off of Rex, Devin decided to take some of the heat off with a soul crushing...

Holy crap, that was bad

You can try to describe the Bear offense’s performance yesterday and words do not do it justice.  Anemic?  Humiliating?  Turd-like? But to be fair, the Bears ran the ball kind of well, and they didn’t drop any passes.  They actually even...

Rex! Cut it out!

If you were to believe Joe Buck (and really, why should you?), fans all over Chicago are clamoring for Brian Griese. Joe would have you believe that we all have shirtless posters of Brian hanging in our bedrooms and that we spend time locked in the bathroom using a...

Nothing to be Sori about

Such is the life of a Cubs’ fan. You get so used to complaining about things that when something you shouldn’t complain about happens, you do it anyway. For years, Cubs’ fans have had two laments to cling to. First, and most important, is the regret...

The question is mute

They won’t take the telecast from Sunday’s Bears shutout win over the Jets and send it to the Broadcast or Pro Football Hall of Fames. Ten-nothing games featuring wild celebrations over as much as a first down don’t normally quality for that kind of...