Sep 28, 2006 | Andy
Sunday marks the end of a somewhat unremarkable season of Cubs baseball. One that started with some slightly above average play is ending after five consecutive months of atrocious baseball. What the Cubs have accomplished in three years since nearly winning the...
Sep 26, 2006 | Andy
There are certain things the Chicago Bears just never do. They never let you finish a running play without a new bruise. They never let a quarterback drop back for a pass without fear of emptying his bowels in his nice white pants. They never get the ball at the end...
Sep 18, 2006 | Andy
There are some things that just aren’t a good idea. Going clubbing with Steve Foley. Offering to ride shotgun with Mo Clarett. Guaranteeing a win against the Bears and talking about how “stupid” close you were to scoring 40 points. So what was Roy...
Sep 15, 2006 | Andy
Via Deadspin, today’s game is brought to you by a little too intense high school football coach. Pitching matchup Reds: Bronson Arroyo, 13-9, 3.29 ERA Cubs: Juan Mateo, 1-3, 4.75 ERA Lineups Reds Old Lady Kicker, cf Dennis Hopper, rf Scott Hatteberg, 1b Rich...
Sep 14, 2006 | Andy
He’s not retarded, but he is a known crack user. Pitching matchup: LA: Somebody Kuo, 1-4, 4.46 ERA Cubs: Wade Miller, 0-1, 12.00 ERA (Twelve? Yikes.) Lineups Dodgers: Furcalholic, ss Sammy Sosa’s Best Friend, cf Nomar!, 1b DL Drew, rf Jeff Pornstache, 2b...
Sep 11, 2006 | Andy
You’d have to be pretty immature to take more satisfaction out of the obvious pain and embarrassment being suffered by your opponent’s fans than out of the joy you were getting from an excellent performance out of your team. Apparently, I’m pretty...
