Ahh! The smell of cheese and angst

You’d have to be pretty immature to take more satisfaction out of the obvious pain and embarrassment being suffered by your opponent’s fans than out of the joy you were getting from an excellent performance out of your team. Apparently, I’m pretty...

Battle for the Cellar: Pissburgh at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 9/7

Brought to you by not one, but two Bert Blyleven f-bombs. Pitching matchup: Piss: Shawn Chacon, 6-5, 6.75 ERA Cubs: Sean Marshall, 5-9, 5.05 ERA Lineups: Pissburgh Who cares? Cubs Lucky Pierre, cf Freddy Blood Clot Bynum, 2b E-ramis, 3b Jock, rf Pagan Ritual, lf Dinty...

Somebody get Leinart a wedding dress

The big news about Arizona Cardinals’ Matt Leinart isn’t just that he got prepared for the lack of protection he’ll get from the Cardinals’ O-line by eschewing it in his extracurricular activities. At least not for me. As for a rich, white guy...

Happy Birthday Hank!

I hope you’re enjoying your day off, because I know I am. I slept in, watched a little Fox and Friends (still can’t decide if the blonde is hot or not…not the weather guy, silly…the chick), made a big pancake and plan on spending the day trying...

You asked, Len answered

Without fail, when you ask Len Kasper, you get an answer. Of course, it helps when the dope who runs the site actually sends Len the questions. After a month of forgetting to do so, I did, and Len turned them around in four days. Not too shabby. As we try to get the...

Pointless exercise: Phillies at Cubs, 1:20, 8/24

Today’s game is brought to you by a Cardinals fan being hit by a trash can. This will never get old. Pitching matchup Phillies: Cole Hamels, 6-6, 4.40 ERA Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 13-5, 3.34 ERA