Oct 4, 2006 | Andy
Pitching Matchup OAK: Stevie Loiaza, 11-9, 4.89 ERA MIN: Boof, 7-6, 4.22 ERA Oakland leads the series 1-0 Lineups Oakland Captain Caveman, c Mark Kotsay, cf Crazy Milton, rf (My) Big (Feet) Hurt, dh Eric Chavez, 3b Jay Payton, lf Nick Swisher, 1b Marco Scutaro, ss...
Oct 3, 2006 | Andy
Pitching matchups: Satan’s Minions: Karen Carpenter, 15-8, 3.09 ERA San Diego San Deigans Diegos Deigities? Padres: Jake Peavy, 11-14, 4.09 ERA Lineups Tards Garden Gnome, ss Chris Androstenedione, lf Granpujols, 1b Lassie, cf Mr. Cocktober, 3b Juan...
Oct 3, 2006 | Andy
 Playoff Desipio Game Cast Schedule Tuesday, October 3 (Click to go to the GameCast) Noon – A’s at Twins 3 p.m. – Satanic Fowl at Padres Wednesday, October 4 Noon – A’s at Twins 3 p.m. – Dodgers at Mets Thursday, October 5 3...
Oct 2, 2006 | Andy
Championships can be won in October. Let’s just get that straight right now. In fact, baseball’s going to pick one this month. Oh, football championships, you mean? I don’t know, maybe Montana or Wyoming or Alaska has to finish high school playoffs...
Oct 1, 2006 | Andy
It was no big deal when we heard that the Cubs had called a press conference for after the game. We all figured they were either going to announce they’d sent a new record for “most fans who wasted money on pointless horseshit baseball” (for the...
Sep 29, 2006 | Andy
Today’s pointless finale brought to you by: Pitching matchup: COL: Josh Fogg, 10-9, 6.62 ERA Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 16-6, 3.43 ERA Lineups Rockies Kaz Matt Suhey, 2b Luis Salazar, 3b cf Clay Aiken, 3b Carlyle Holiday, lf Todd Helton, 1b Bad Hawpe, rf Somebody...