Playoffs Live! Dodgers at Mets, NLDS Game One, 3 p.m.

Pitching Matchups LAD: Derek Lowe, 16-8, 3.63 ERA NYM: John Maine 6-5, 3.60 ERA Lineups Dodgers Rafael Furcalholic, ss Kenny Lofton, cf Nomar!, ss Jeff Pornstache, 2b JD Drew, rf Russ Martin, c Marlon Anderson?, lf Wilson Betemit, 3b Derek Lowe, p Mets Jose Reyes, ss...

Playoffs Live: A’s at Twins, ALDS Game Two, noon

Pitching Matchup OAK: Stevie Loiaza, 11-9, 4.89 ERA MIN: Boof, 7-6, 4.22  ERA Oakland leads the series 1-0 Lineups Oakland Captain Caveman, c Mark Kotsay, cf Crazy Milton, rf (My) Big (Feet) Hurt, dh Eric Chavez, 3b Jay Payton, lf Nick Swisher, 1b Marco Scutaro, ss...

Playoffs Live! NLDS Game One, Tards at Fathers, 3 p.m.

Pitching matchups: Satan’s Minions: Karen Carpenter, 15-8, 3.09 ERA San Diego San Deigans Diegos Deigities? Padres: Jake Peavy, 11-14, 4.09 ERA Lineups Tards Garden Gnome, ss Chris Androstenedione, lf Granpujols, 1b Lassie, cf Mr. Cocktober, 3b Juan...

2006 MLB Playoff Preview

  Playoff Desipio Game Cast Schedule Tuesday, October 3 (Click to go to the GameCast) Noon – A’s at Twins  3 p.m. – Satanic Fowl at Padres Wednesday, October 4 Noon – A’s at Twins 3 p.m. – Dodgers at Mets Thursday, October 5 3...

As subtle as a hatchet to the face

Championships can be won in October. Let’s just get that straight right now. In fact, baseball’s going to pick one this month. Oh, football championships, you mean? I don’t know, maybe Montana or Wyoming or Alaska has to finish high school playoffs...

Taking the easy way out

It was no big deal when we heard that the Cubs had called a press conference for after the game.  We all figured they were either going to announce they’d sent a new record for “most fans who wasted money on pointless horseshit baseball” (for the...