Further Embarassment: Brewers at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 6/28

Jun 28, 2006 | Andy

Today’s ass whipping is sponsored by: Don’t forget that tonight over on On-Hoops.com we’re holding our Seventh Annual NBA Draft Live! party. On-Hoops still has that new car smell. It’s as if after 10 months of existence, nobody actually reads...

What’s the use?

Jun 26, 2006 | Andy

It’s funny that much of the media ponders the question of whether the Cubs will fire Dusty Baker, and basically comes to the decision that it wouldn’t matter, so what’s the use? You know that the Chicago beat writers (well, maybe not Mike Kiley) know...

Now or never

Jun 21, 2006 | Andy

A report in the New York Daily News today says that the Yankees would like to trade for Cubs’ superstar Jock Jones.  Wait, what is today?  No, it’s not April 1.  Does anybody know if the writer, Sam Borden, is a crack addict? I understand that the...

Mr. 200

Jun 20, 2006 | Andy

As the skies turned eerily purple around Jacobs Field in Cleveland last night, and the flickering of the Cuyahoga River could be seen in the distance, Henry Blanco, with one thunderous swing of his bat joined that elite 200 club in Major League Baseball. His three run...