Further Embarrassment: Brewers at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 6/29

Today’s folly sponsored by: Pitching matchup: Brewers: Jeremi Gonzalez (seriously?) 0-0, 6.08 ERA Cubs: Mark Prior 0-2, 9.64 ERA Lineups: Ricky E-4 Weeks, 2b Bill the Cub Killer, ss Brett Farvuhruh, rf Carlos the Cub Killer, lf Prince, 1b Premature Balding 3b,...

Further Embarassment: Brewers at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 6/28

Today’s ass whipping is sponsored by: Don’t forget that tonight over on On-Hoops.com we’re holding our Seventh Annual NBA Draft Live! party. On-Hoops still has that new car smell. It’s as if after 10 months of existence, nobody actually reads...

What’s the use?

It’s funny that much of the media ponders the question of whether the Cubs will fire Dusty Baker, and basically comes to the decision that it wouldn’t matter, so what’s the use? You know that the Chicago beat writers (well, maybe not Mike Kiley) know...

Now or never

A report in the New York Daily News today says that the Yankees would like to trade for Cubs’ superstar Jock Jones.  Wait, what is today?  No, it’s not April 1.  Does anybody know if the writer, Sam Borden, is a crack addict? I understand that the...