Pitching Matchup:
St. Louis: Jason (How the hell do I have nine wins?) Marquis, 9-10, 4.24 ERA
Cubs: Carlos (Time to give Lassie some lower back stiffness with a fastball to the spine) Zambrano, 8-5, 3.30 ERA
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My owner just made me run over three missouri hilljacks wearing red “Bartman 08” t-shirts in front of the Addison 7-11 this morning. Anyone know where I can get the buckteeth and mullet hair out of my grill discretely?
Any way that Jim and sucker the Mets into taking me again.
How the hell does Marquis pitch every 5th game without breaking down?
I even pitch hit yesterday! I am a machine. At least I don’t injure and strain my fat every outing like Carlos Zambrano…
Wait…!
Uh, I’m dead, aren’t I?
I sent my parents up to Chicago yesterday to Wrigley feeling sorry for them. When I gave my dad those tickets back on Father’s Day to see the Cubs-Cards game, I thought they would be going to a playoff like atmosphere game.
Well that didn’t happen, but they did get to see an exciting game and the Cubs finally win one. My old man liked the rain delay too- more Old Styles for him.
After seeing Greg Maddux shove it up Dusty’s face in the 9th and completing the game, I made an observation. Maddux is an intelligent individual and is a winner. Why couldn’t he be the first player/manager since the Gambler Pete Rose? Every guy he plays with especially the younger guys listen to him and respect him. It just makes sense. He could bring his brother, Mike, over from the Brewers to be the pitching coach. Then bring Mark Grace in as the hitting coach. The other shitbag coaches could just fall into place.
Maybe I’ve lost it in this heat wave and just am grabbing for straws here. But this is the type of thinking Jim Hendry needs to be doing instead of stroking Dusty’s cock. Nothing should save Dusty right now, NOTHING!
Baker Basher
My name is Baker Basher’s Dad, and I am an alcoholic. I drink because my son says what everyone else is thinking, but does it in blog format and is more annoying.
I am so proud my son saved his life savings and sent us to Wrigley. I knew that paper route would pay off some day.
#4 is obviously God again.
Can’t spell. Check.
Possibly dead. Check.
Nope its not me
Baker Basher bashing aside, the man has a point. Wouldn’t Maddux make a decent manager?
I should have used a condom.
Can I be the bench coach?
Was it just me, or did Terrel Owens come off rather Lassie like during his ESPN interview with Mike Wilbon last night?
Did you people see the commerical about miller lite/bud light, when the lady told her son that Mister (I forgot his name) was his real father. Then the son was told that miller lite has more taste than bud light and he got pissed. That is our life story.
Mike, does your face hurt?
I gots to get PAID, bitches! Gim-me mah Mo-ney.
I should have used a condom too. My son is a crotch pheasant
Yeah, not so much here, and not so much here either, but right here.
Hey Mike. me too. Richard hit me with a two by four outside the prehistoric forest.
I just ate T.O., and he was delicious.
I guess we ain’t Dosing today?
Oh, God, Mike, what happened to your face!?
Would you like some wingie?
I got back from the Twin Cities yesterday in time to make the Cubs’ game by the 5th inning. Even though the damage was done, I got there in time to see the highlight of the game:
In his second-to-last at-bat, Maddux was WAY late on a swing and hit it right into the Cardinal’s dugout, about a foot from the Genius’ head. I was in SEC 114, 15 rows or so behind the Cubs’ dugout, so I was treated to a wide-open view of the whole play. LaRussa ducked, and the ball just barely missed nailing him in the mullet. The best part of it was that half the park cheered wildly. Good times.
Also, I noticed that a field microphone was right above me, hanging from the upper deck. I only wished that it was an ESPN game because I would have shouted anti-Morgan riffs toward the mike the entire game.
All I know is my golf swing has been on fire lately.
Speak for yourself, Chuck…
Speak for yourself #21, I’m tripping balls, man. Quick, somebody put on Leftover Salmon or Widespread Panic…no better yet, Moe. I love being useless.
Baker is a complete moron. Even HE should know by now, in this town, that if he even halfway hints that Maddux might consider retiring, that it will be front page news. And for those of you who think that it was actually his intent to force him out – WTF? He’s the best pitcher you’ve had the last couple of years. Which IS sad…
So, did the Cubs use up their offense for the month yesterday?
Making a beautiful salad for today’s game, guys.
Baker states maybe Greg has lots of money already? I think Greg has a bit wiser than you Dusty. He isn’t hanging around to make money, he actually is a contributor to a club unlike yourself. Dusty really needs to have his vocal chords ripped out so he doesn’t talk to the media anymore.
Sloth, who are these stupid people who think Baker’s casual mention of Maddux’s retirement was a conspiracy to force Maddux out? That’s just way too out there for even a “There Were Multiple Shooters!” Theorist such as myself to believe.
Baker has to love Maddux. Mad Dog has the most wins on the staff for 04-05, and is A Veteran! How can you not be happy Maddux is on your team? He shows up, keeps his mouth shut, doesn’t say anything stupid when he actually does speak, and shares his Dove bars with everyone after the game.
This is just a case of Baker having diaherria of the mouth (again). Nothing more. There’s no conspiracy here, folks. Keep moving; nothing to see…
Dear Mr. Baker,
You are fucked!!
Love, IRS
Happy birthday to me, I’m 11 now!
Wait, no I’m not… i’m dead.
“If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I’ve got Jose Macias batting leadoff and Neifi Perez in the 2 hole waiting for you, right here.”
I believe I paid the debt, 400 in back taxes and 600 in interest and penalties accruing while appealing the 400. I am real dumb.
LF Lawton
2B Walker
1B Lee
3B Ramirez
RF Burnitz
C Barrett
SS Perez
CF Patterson
P Switch hitting Zambrano
Eckstein SS
Nunez 3B
Albie 1B
Lassie CF
Another Rodriguez LF
Grudz 2B
So What RF
Mahoney C
Marquis P
Lawton LF
Walker 2B
D Lee 1B
Ramirez 3B
Jer-o-my RF
Berut C
Neifi SS
Korey CF
Lawnmower P
#31 – hey, Oliver…point is, Baker doesn’t have the RIGHT to even suggest it. Maddux has earned the right to operate on his own terms. Baker should shut his suckhole.
Oh, BTW, speaking of losers on drugs…hide yers a little better next time, Stoner.
Kind of strange that Baker would suggest it in the press, considering he wouldn’t even move the Gladiator down in the order without the okay from him.
Well, I am more mentally and emotionally stable than the Gladiator. Not that Dusty can actually think that far, though.
Just to clarify, I am a worthless fuckstick, who is in way over my head.
Highlight of my career?
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
or
Three Men and a Little Lady?
You are going to miss my bat in the lineup today bithces!
I’m mentally retarded!
See, I can’t even spell my own name.
That’s nice Jimmy, who the hell are you?
One of the worst headlines yet from Cubs.com. Good times? What? You mean the 1 game winning streak? You mean the joy off falling on your face and out of the race in August? I hope that they are not hinting that Jimmy Walker will be in the booth again.
Slothie, thou dost protest too much. I wasn’t ragging on you, just asking who the numbskulls were that suggested the farce of Baker conspiring to drive Maddux out of town via retirement, and generally pointing out that people who think this are foolish.
Baker is, indeed, an idiot and should shut his word hole.
F-off for your earlier comments!
But anyway, Burnitz back in the lineup instead of Macias today. I’m sure that was a tough call for Dustbag. It will be nice seeing Burnie struggle again.
What about Korey’s performance yesterday? Can he possibly have two good days in a row?
Dusty is definitely a fuckstick! How can he want to stay next year? He might get stabbed to death by toothpicks walking down Michigan Ave.
Baker Basher
Basher, Mrs. Johnson called. You forgot to deliver her paper this morning. Again.
Why didn’t I participate in the theory of mothers eating their young?
Penises, Dicks, sucking dicks, gay erotica, all kinds of erotica, taboo erotica, naked asians humping alpacas. Sports related taboo erotica. Want gays in your dugout? I have the lit to spank the tit. I am the man with the sick fetish plan. Check me out. I simply cannot keep it sports related. A view into my mind, everytime I post! Don’t leave me alone with your kids is all I ask.
sincerely.
you ready for a fuckin gem???
Brave?
It started about a week back
I have pitch, speed and location on me? Have I always had this? Any other gamecasts have such a thing? MLB.com has no speed or pitch, just location and result. I appear to be the tits. Plus I’m the fastest gamecast program. Right?
Someone needs to drill me just because!
Where is the love? Why the heck can’t I win from Southwest Airlines?
#59 Because you is prolly the Tallyban!
According to CBS.Sportsline’s game center, I have really good shit today! Oh and they have commercials with sound on em now. Don’t walk away from your desk without muting that or your CPU might make noises and get you busted watching the game.
Everybody taking the day off today to go to the ballpark or are they busy fucking my girl while I work?
#61, just tune in to nsbb.com, where I type out every single thing that happens during the game in a gamethread. Not to mention 47 other people at once, typing the exact same thing I do.
I sure groundout to first ALOT
I sure have been trying to hit alot of home runs lately
Matt Lawton has great DH potential.
Wow! I have improved.
Did Zambrano do a little dance when he struck out Lassie?
Ron Santo is me.
bwahahahahahahah!
I think I’m the number of people on this msg. board right now and the number of hits the Cubs will have today.
I can’t believe teams are still getting away with that strange “baserunner runs and then the hitter hits the ball” routine. It’s not fair– we would have had a double play if the Cardinals weren’t cheating!
Take a seat rook…
I am rapidly regressing to my career batting average of .254.
Look out below!
Hey, 72! I’m not all that useful when 90 percent of your team is severely contact challenged.
Cubs have mastered the fine art of me.
The numbers indicate that I am the fourth best hitting catcher in baseball.
And the 28th smartest.
Actually, #75 and #76, we have the third fewest Ks in the National League.
Man…Barrett looked really, really slooooow on that. Good thing the throw was So-So.
Well, that’s because I’m flailing away in Baltimore.
what the hell is with all this stats bullshit?!?!
THE GAME ain’t about that shit
Check out my Hot/Cold zones on CBS Sportsline’s gamecast. Good times.
I’m dangerous when I get that belt high fastball over the outer portion of the plate.
Otherwise, not so much.
Where am i?
ehhh… that wasn’t in my lukewarm zone. Wasn’t much I could do with it. Hey! Grab my mitt!
Stop calling me a little guy!
Yesterday it was said the Cardinals wanted to sign me!
Which do you prefer, Neifi?
Pat just said So Taguchi is 36 years old. I bet the Cards flip flop So’s and Albie’s date of births.
You want me to leave after I drove in Berut?
highest BP on the team, female doges.
Actually I should stay. there’s nothing wrong with me as a utility player. I’m not cut out to be a starter though.
There ya go, Michael. RUN the runner back to third. Attaboy.
David Eckstein reaches on a fielder’s choice out, third baseman Aramis Ramirez to catcher Michael Barrett to third baseman Aramis Ramirez to pitcher Carlos Zambrano. Mike Mahoney out at home. Jason Marquis to 3rd.
howd that look on TV?
If I get out of this, it’d be positively Maddux-like.
Greggie-esque, Beetches!
Cardinals have no scored today! Back feels great so far!
I’m hardly if ever seen.
Nice going, you got out of it, Z
I’m gonna go take a dump. You’re on your own for a while.
Don’t hurt yourself…Look out for stray toilet paper.
Don’t have a brain aneurysm. That’s not where you want to be found dead.
CT, if you’re gonna go, where they find your corpse (with ankle cuffs) should probably be a low concern in light of the not breating and dying part of the equation.
Well, if it’s quiet in here, it’s only because there hasn’t been anything to rile up the masses, maybe?
Hopefully the Cubs can win against the best team in the National League. How this Cardinal team keeps winning games despite having injuries and an average pitching staff is lost on me, but something is being done right, and dammit, I’m jealous!
So uh whats going on…The operator of me looks to be taking a break..
I have a question:
Can someone define LOOGY for me? I mean, I understand what it is when used in context, but what does it stand for. What’s the entomology of the word?
Can someone explain me?
I wuv albie pu joles! *smile
#103 – There’s always the chance that when you die, your soul is forced to forever inhabit the place where you died. Not a fun afterlife.
LOOGY – it’s an acronym for Left-handed One Out GuY
I’m an insect?
We’re in Indy so we wear mostly Pacer and Colt getups. Most appropriate attire was an Artest replica jersey seen yesterday. Not funny, but accurate.
112, wanna be my penpal?
Priceless.
You don’t own me or live here, 112. You just work here. And if you ever think of having a bad day at the office you need only take the stairs down two flights to be put into a proper frame of mind. Now get to work!
Lefty Only One Guy–Lefty comes in to face a lefty and is then replaced. Maybe slightly different.
Yes, you may call me The Franchise now.
“The scientific study of insects.”
The origin and historical development of a linguistic form as shown by determining its basic elements, earliest known use, and changes in form and meaning, tracing its transmission from one language to another, identifying its cognates in other languages, and reconstructing its ancestral form where possible.
Arnie Harris was in the bathroom earlier (with ankle cuffs). And he said I won’t win this ballgame.
This morning on the WGN news, they were at some kind of back to school fair in the suburbs. They did a short story on some kind of souped up bookmobile/RV type vehicle that the library was running, and there were a bunch of 9-10 year kids walking around. One of the girls was wearing a no. 13 Bears jersey with “Mirer” on the back.
Is it time to start spelling my name right yet?
No, it isnt.
I’m 4-for-2, bitches!
No.
Doesn’t it figure I’d be worn at a freebie grab by some low-income family who picked me up at the Salvation Army store?
The Wacky Paul Konrad was hosting the back-to-school fair this morning on ‘GN’s morning news. He’s so crazy, that Paul. And wacky. I mean, he doesn’t even wear a suit when he give the weather. That just goes to show he’s a rebel who plays by his own rules.
So what?
Why am I not a position player?
Is there anything more painful than hearing me struggle to get a thought from my brain to my lips? Maybe yesterday’s rambling, uninformed disertation on 60’s monster-themed TV shows (Munsters and Addam’s Family) was more painful, especially the part where I called one of the actors “Busley…?” when I was supposed to be mentioning “Pugsley?”
Bookmobile was flying around.
I hit better than Pujols. Play me at first, and bench that crappy Albert P.
Jody Garrett and Jeremy Burnitz got nothing on my ass.
I should be renamed to Todd Walker
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Where would you guys be without my patented, space-age, rally-killing double plays, especially since I’ve now hit into 54 of them against the Cardinals this year?
I’m sorry, is thing on? It’s off? Oh. Why am I wasting precious oxygen by talking into something other than a microphone?
Later, assholes.
If you see Tom Kelley, kick him in the balls for me. I have a hard time letting things go. Can you tell?
Todd just has a tired bat. He needs a nappy nap. So does Jeromy and Derrek. Does anyone still buy my bullshit?
does have fun mine firends, yay!
You boys have likely seen the last of me for a while. I reckon.
The Cubs won’t say it, but I’m the reason Carlos’ back isn’t sore this start. For each start Carlos leaves early, his computer room gets more ergonomic.
The gamecast says there’s an injury delay. Anyone watching the game that can report?
Last night, I update my Ameritrade account. I buy stock in Anheiser Busch, Because I own de cardinals. Then, my wrist hurt.
I don’t see myself getting out of this shit, honestly. Too bad Walker not drive me in like he supposed. I het heem. I throw my hat down in disgust and fart in his general direction.
Walker! I let you off hook dis time, you diseased rhinocerous pizzle!
Korey is to good concentration what Tomczak is to confident.
I was actually a really funny post.
It’s just not a gamecast until we have a Mike Tomczak sighting.
yay?
Oh shit! Poo-holes hit a double. Maybe I should too.
At the game?
What’s the origin of Edmonds’ Lassie nickname?
I suck.
#150 – I believe it’s because Jim Edmonds molests collies.
That is not me that I see is it? I am watching from work(WTF – I keep this up and I might be able to watch from home). But the picture looks grainy.
152 lol, when in St. Louis…
150, I’d like to know too. Is it because he jumps around in the outfield doing stupid human tricks to show off?
Supposedly, Andy once said that Edmonds was on deck waiting to hit and was busy molesting a collie.
Henceforth, Lassie.
Did I just hear that correctly?
Holy crap. Did Pancakes really tag from first as the trailing runner, or am I having acid flashbacks?
Grrrr…stay away from this animal…
Good job by me!
#152 – hey, if it’s good enough for Judge Schmails
Hero time!
I really didn’t feel like hitting another double this time. That’s boring.
Come on, we gotta keep it a one run game here
Pop out/backward K
FYC time. Yeah right.
I must think I’m a hall of famer.
Am I possible by Korey?
Marquis is going to make a mistake here…
Just make him throw you a strike…
need a new coin.
I did, but Korey hit it right at Rodriguez.
FUCKING FIRST PITCH????? ARE THEY BOOING HIS ASS?
whoo hoo!
Walkin’ the tightrope.
This is the shit that doubly infuriates  he’s been on the ropes all game, yet gets off; and the Cubs have been having pitchers on the ropes all year, and yet lets them off.
Grrr!
Does that count towards my HWEqBA?
Son of a…where’s BC to remind us how many runners have been stranded this game?
Sounds like he hit it on the screws, Chuck.
Zambrano has thrown 96 pitches and leads off next inning.
I guess they really didn’t want to put Kerry Wood in to a game situation that matters. Either that, or I’m higher on the chart than Scott Williamson, too.
It’s only a matter of time until that 9th inning is mine.
I am in the f-ing game?
Here we come to blow the game!!!!!!
Im not BC but heres your answer
Don’t worry guys. I’m warming up.
To be fair, Chuckles, I happened to get a good pitch to hit first pitch. I hit it hard, too – just right at Rodriguez. Some you win, some you lose.
Hey, don’t worry about it. I got this shit.
I’m in the game now! Love me!
or this name.
Mike,
Per Chuck, no one should ever swing at a first pitch, even if it is grooved in there and you hit it hard.
I’m actually the team’s second best reliever. Hands down. Which is kind of being the second least stinky fly on the shit pile.
I’m actually the team’s second best reliever. Hands down. Which is kind of being the second least stinky fly on the shit pile.
Brian:
I’d suggest that, with the bases loaded and a tiring pitcher, taking a pitch is smart baseball.
I never swing at the first pitch. In fact, I don’t like to swing at all. I am embarrassed to be a 200 lb slap hitter.
That’s what I said you said. Any disparaging intent is your own projection.
Hey, Nahvooer. We have that in common. I’m the second best baseball radio analyst in Chicago.
Why didn’t I needlessly double-switch there? I could’ve taken K-Patt out and put in my true-blue dude Macias in.
The sun is just too hot, dudes.
Boo everybody!
You shall now refer to me as “Super-Novoa”
really? ….that’s depressing..
WGN actually pays me?
In the pen: Ohman, Wood. On deck: Eckstein, Abe Noon, Pooholes. This is really going to suck.
John Hiatt was nice.
I still suck the dick of a syphilitic donkey.
Will the court reporter play back Brian last statement?
“Per Chuck, no one should ever swing at a first pitch”
I see no situational qualifiers in your statement as applied when I screamed at Korey.
Keep me outta this, Todd.
Welcome back, Derrek Lee.
What slump?
Why is all this jeri-curl juice on my pillow? Honey?
What happened?
I am SO out of my slump.
I know when to swing on 3-0.
Our profits had been getting fatter than a mosquito near the Bayou in July, since we’ve hardly had to put up any cash for the stupid “Cub Insurance” program.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Call me charlie hustle.
Hey 211, what does 3-0 mean?
Re: 215
Did I get thrown out going for two?
I need to save Woody in case I put him back in the rotation.
OK, fine, so I swung at the 1st pitch. But it was a strike right down the middle, and I didn’t try to kill it. I waited for it, stayed on it, and made good contact to the opposite field. That was a good at bat bitches. J-Rod was standing right there unfortunately, otherwise, that’s an extra base hit.
God damn I throw fast!
If the Cubs sweep the shitbirds, will they be back in me? How many of you would start to care again? How many already have?
Lay off the crack pipe.
The Cubs like to use me in order to constantly fuck with you.
Not really, not much, not sure
We should be cheering loudly because we paid good money to do so and this Wood/Poopshoot confrontation is good excuse as any.
Not good location right there. But it’s only a single.
Anybody know what the No Huddle show on NFL Network is that’s on tonight? Is that like an all-night highlight show or what? Is it worth wasting a couple hours on?
I bleed Cubbie blue, in addition to red. No matter how I pretend not to care, I still do. I hope that’s the case with everyone posting here. While I realize we probably are out of it, I’d still like to come out of the weekend with a sweep, momentum, and the hope that we can somehow take care of the Astros and the NL East can take care of each other.
hey #221, it’s tempting to hope again, but look at the standings.
There are 6 teams ahead of the cubs right now with 47 games left to play.
The cubs would have to play almost .700 baseball, and the rest of the teams in the race would all have to play around .500 ball from here on out for the cubs to win the wild card, even if they sweep the cardinals, (which is unlikely seeing as it’s Williams/Carpenter tomorrow).
Technically it’s not impossible, but if the cubs make the post season now, it would have to be an historic run.
I am a tough life. This is gonna be my second season outside of Bear country, and it sucks.
That was the nastiest 2 seam fastball I’ve seen… I think i’ve rewound on TiVo 5 times to see that tail back over the plate. Bad call.
We’re just not historically good are we?
This bullpen thing is a cinch.
Go fuck yourself J-Rod.
Typical Wood inning….23 pitches (207 needed for complete game)
Nfl Ticket is a good solution for an out of market Bear fan.
In fact, It’s also a good solution for an out of the country Bears fan, just like me
If I see Woody hit 97 on the gun again, he’s definitely back in the rotation. I don’t listen to the rumors all these so-called doctors keep starting.
Thats true, but only 46 needed for the Save
I’d be a really good closer. I have serious heat and am just wild enough to have anxious guys chasing my crap. It’s too bad the Cubs have Ryan Dempster though.
Be nice if Burnitz could snap out of it here.
Fuck it, I’m convinced,
wood should be a closer.
He’s never going to change his mechanics.
Maybe his mechanics aren’t suited to pitching long innings, but his stuff is nasty. Instead of trying to change him, I think they should just changed how he’s used. If it’s true that he can avoid injury by making short appearances, I think that is the way to go. He’s starting to remind me of Gagne.
238, Dempster has the 46 pitch save…….well not any more, thanks Mike
The No Huddle show on NFL network tonight is action from 7 preseason games that are going to be played at the same time, including Bears Vs Rams.
Being a Bear fan down in Colt country isn’t all bad. We have season tix so I see about three games. Plus I can go to Colts games whenever as they don’t sell out. Thank God for DirectTV and sportsbars that subscribe to it though because the Bears are on TV down here only about twice a year not counting the late games.
Used to be that the Bears were THE team in Indianapolis and when the Colts first got here a kid could get beat up at school for wearing a Pagel jeresey. Then Jim Harbaugh changed life around here forever. I hated that.
fuck defense, I can rake.
Apex, the Colts still don’t sell out?
Where did “rake” come from? Thsi reminds me of when base hits became “knocks” a few years ago.
When will teams realize that all you have to do to hit me is swing early. I throw meat curveballs or fastballs on the first pitch to get ahead, and then once I get two strikes I throw the nasty curve to get grounders and swinging K’s. The Cubs killed me last year in one game and it was the only time a team aggressively swung at my early pitches. Granted they did that off everyone because they have no patience, but it still worked.
Why don’t I just move to Chicago?
Don’t fight me Chuck, I am the lingo.
When WGN just showed a shot of me, did anyone else think I was Rothschild with a helmet on?
who, me?
CT, they do when it’s a big game. But if it’s just Houston or some such there are always good seats. Now last year, with Peyton going all balls out they set attendance records. When and if, they get that new retractable roof stadium built, they’ll have no trouble drawing fans. Pacers have had a real attendance boon in Conseco.
I bet Tavarez throws at Nomar
Nice hats, dumbasses.
I am a dump.
I’m just trying to imagine what it’d be like in Chicago if the Bears had one of the most exciting offenses in the league, and were a legit Super Bowl contender every year. People would be brawling in the streets to buy tickets.
We’ve sold out every game in the Dungy era, its just that we don’t sell out until the Wednesday before the game. Plus before that we had sold out every game in 4 of the previous 6 years. (1 year under Harbaugh, Peyton’s first 3 years)
nice call, straw
Not good for my fantasy team. Not good.
Shhh…my sources are telling me Wood for Zito is real. Keep it tight amigos.
I told you!!!!!!!!!!
The Bears have been in town longer than 10 minutes. Woof woof woof!
Nice call… someone going after Tavarez with a bat now? I do hope so.
what an asshole tavarez. mother fucker, where’s dusty?
got the Lottery #s for today?
Am I dead?
I can’t wait until LaRussa reveals how he setup the whole Barrett home run so that Nomar would come to the plate as a pinch hitter and he could then bring in Tavarez to hit him. I hope Buzz Bisinger is writing this down.
Hey Straw. How’d you know? Is there bad blood here or something?
I’m going to get hit tomorrow, aren’t I?
I’m sure you’re right. I was thinking of a game that got blacked out against the Texans two years ago sunday after Thanksgiving. I was giving my Colts fan friends shit about it and one of them shot back, “It’s the biggest shopping weekend of the year!” Much to my delight and the total embarrassment of his mates.
Now can we be the Astros of last year?
If I had any cojones at all, I’d bring in Williamson or Ohlman to thow at Rodriguez, might take 4 pitches for them to hit him, but still…
Let’s not start sucking each other’s d**k’s quite yet.
No, because there is still the us of this year.
Why fuck with Eckstein, I would throw at Pujols or Edmonds
You know what, at this point we need the win more than we need revenge. And I don’t like our bullpen giving the Cards a free base runner, no matter how big the lead is.
I’ll fucking throw at somebody. Who you want?
God he’s an asshole.
Why? You think we have a chance still?
No way would I ever pout after getting down in a game and have one of my guys throw at the other team. It’s not like I’m a pompous prick or anything.
I’ve had the 4 game package the past 3 years and on Sunday the Dome has always been full, but you can get decent tickets off scalpers on gameday and from the box office early in the week unless its the Titans, or another good/popular team.
That was low,
hitting nomar of all people, after he pulled his groin in st louis, and knowing that he’s not healthy…
very low.
assholes.
MDZ, you excited about the new stadium plans?
#280 – good point. Hit the fuckers.
Ron just called Mabry…Mayberry
I’m useless.
Sorry guys, for a minute there I thought I was running the bases.
Cubs are to sports as Tilt-a-Whirls are to rides.
Both make me stomach churn.
Not good for my fantasy team either. Fuck.
It’s not like Kansas City where tickets sell out in the first weekend, but after living in KC for 5 years I’m glad to be in Indy. Chiefs fans are annoying, stupid and make Cardinals fans look objective in the way they look at their team. I actually got into an argument with one guy trying to tell me that Elvis Grbac should have been in the Pro Bowl instead of Peyton in 1999, which was the year Peyton broke out and the Colts went 13-3 and the Chiefs went 8-8 with a much much better D.
Please hit Eckstein in the ear with the first pitch.
Guh.
(stay focused guys, don’t collapse)
Yeah, it looks sweet, plus my apt is walking distance away.
Somebody needs to jack-up Burnitz… I’d do it, but I’m not into that kind of thing
Ryan Dempster’s 2006 contract keeps getting smaller and smaller.
What’d Beer Nutz do?
Which is why I just dumped him a few days ago one two of my fantasy teams, along with Yhency “Batting Practice” Brazoban.
Beer slipped on the grass.
Which is why I just dumped him a few days ago on two of my fantasy teams, along with Yhency “Batting Practice” Brazoban.
Was it that dead patch where Sammy used to stand? That’d be understandable.
Hey, why are we so lame now? There have been such hilarious ones in the past. Jimmy Anderson Pizza Night was awesome, for one.
I just hope it happens. It would be incredibly disappointing if Daniels backed out and the stadium wasn’t built. I see it having a bigger effect than Conseco because the people like me who’ve only known the Colts in Indy are finally starting to be old enough to afford season tickets.
Listing each player who used to be on my fantasy teams is lame? Whatever.
woo woo cubs win again, cubs win again woo woo
and there’s a big list of people woo woo
like this is death, rick james and joe morgan woo woo
that blow big time woo woo
but nothing compared woo woo
to that pair of ****ing aholes woo woo
that are the genius and tavarez woo woo
they gave us an excuse (as if we didn’t need one) woo woo
and tomorrow they’ll pay woo woo
I will stop this winning tommorrow.
Ok, that’s enough Colts talk. See you on the 20th when we pound your asses en route to a PERFECT exhibition season. BEAR DOWN!
You’re off your case. This is a Death March. Look for hilarity to return next April when there’s a game more meaningful than a Bears exhibition.
Oooh, I can still post on old gamecasts!