Cubs Live!: Cincinnati Reds at Cubs, 1:20 p.m. CDT

Sep 30, 2004 | Andy | 477 comments

Pitching matchup:

Cin: Lemon Harang 10-5, 5.03 ERA
Cubs: Mark Prior 6-4, 4.27 ERA

477 Comments

Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 12:16 pm

Check out my newest line up

Corey Patterson, CF
Nomar Garciaparra, SS
Aramis Ramirez, 3B
Moises Alou, LF
Sammy Sosa, RF
Todd Walker, 2B
Derrek Lee, 1B
Paul Bako, C
Mark Prior, P
Amazing on September 30, 2004 at 12:19 pm

The lineup above would be just fine if Sosa and Lee were flip-flopped. But Sosa 5th? He’s the next to worst hitter in that lineup.

Are we sure Baker isn’t betting on baseball against the Cubs, like Pete Rose?
Sammy Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 12:27 pm

Actually I had 2 hits yesterday Lee had a walk and thats it.
CT on September 30, 2004 at 12:43 pm

Lee’s in a slump. Sosa has started hitting the ball hard again. The move makes sense. What didn’t make sense was not playing Walker yesterday. When the wind blows in from left field, you’ve got to hit the ball to right field. While Grudz can hit to the right side, Walker has a lot more power.
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 12:51 pm

My only complaint about the Cards finale with the Astros is that Pujols didn’t play. That anus wipe didn’t want to go 0 fo 3 against Clemens. I bet he plays in three of the four against the Brewers, with him sitting out the game Sheets throws. Albie is worried about his stats.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 12:55 pm

CT nails it. Lee looks like he’s ready to go back to sleep till next May and not playing Walker yesterday was a bonehead move by Hard Bake.

And be careful Straw, you’ll get labeled a "whiner" if you knock The Genius.
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 12:58 pm

I knocked Albie not the Genius.
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 1:00 pm

I don’t think you’re a whiner, Dave.
JH on September 30, 2004 at 1:02 pm

Knocking the Genius doesn’t get you labeled a whiner; saying the Cubs are in the mess they are in because of an Oliver Stone-esque conspiracy by the Cardinals to screw with the farcical spirit of playoff contention baseball is what gets you labeled a whiner.

It’s a fine line, but as proven on this board, you’ll be told when you cross it.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 1:03 pm

My biggest complaint of last night was the fact the La Russa let Mabry bat as the potential tying run in the 9th. When he could have use Albie or Larry Walker.
Albie on September 30, 2004 at 1:05 pm

Lidge made me look like a fool on Tuesday. I couldn’t do it back to back nights.
Huff-n-Puff on September 30, 2004 at 1:05 pm

Anyone else think this Cubs team is just plain tired? They have played nonstop since 9/10, with four cities in a six-day stretch at one point. It’s not an excuse, but they sure look fatigued.

If only the fans, umps, and media would lay off…
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 1:12 pm

What color shirt does Chip have on today?
Cracker on September 30, 2004 at 1:14 pm

What the world needs now is another Cubs Gamecast, like I need a hole in the head.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 1:23 pm

JH, I never said the Cubs are in a mess because of the Cardinals tanking. The Cubs are in a mess because they rely too much on the home run, had a shitload of injuries to key players for extended periods of time, have no closer, and don’t execute properly very often. I just pointed out the Cardinals’ suspect lineup from last night. But I guarantee you this: had the roles been reversed, The Genius would be the first to be complaining about that.
Optimist on September 30, 2004 at 1:27 pm

In a three game series, any thing can happen, like the Rocks taking two of three.
DH on September 30, 2004 at 1:27 pm

And if the roles were reversed and Genius complained about it, you’d call him a whiner. Just get over it already, man.
Optimist on September 30, 2004 at 1:28 pm

Nice 1-2-3 inning, 11 pitches, 2Ks. Think happy thoughts.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 1:29 pm

I’m back…By the way I was just teasing you guys saving myself for late in the season. When it counts.
Indolent Reader on September 30, 2004 at 1:29 pm

Amazing that WGN Radio doesn’t have a cough button. Less amazing if they do and Ronnie doesn’t know how to use it.
E-ramis on September 30, 2004 at 1:34 pm

CBSsportsline says I struck looking on a ball at my shoes??
Hello? on September 30, 2004 at 1:36 pm

Echo. Echo. Echo. Mota. Mota. Mota.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 1:36 pm

Thanks for the advice, DH. I feel a lot better, now.
CT on September 30, 2004 at 1:36 pm

E-Ramis, Yahoo says you swung at it.
Death on September 30, 2004 at 1:39 pm

… to Austin Kearns!!!!
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 1:39 pm

I own the Cubs
CT on September 30, 2004 at 1:40 pm

Prior appears to be getting ahead in the count. Hopefully he’s figured out his location issues. I’m curious, if something happens to Lee, who on this team can play first base? The guy’s played every game but one this year, and he hasn’t sat down since Hollandsworth’s injury.
Kidd on September 30, 2004 at 1:41 pm

Ok, we now know Kearns can hit a fastball… lets try something else.
Prior on September 30, 2004 at 1:43 pm

So this is the slider I had last year??
The Franchise on September 30, 2004 at 1:43 pm

I’m going to have to drag you guys kicking and screaming into the playoffs, aren’t I?
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 1:43 pm

OK, LaTroy, I hope you were taking notes. I gave up that triple to demonstrate how to strand the runner at third next time you are in that situation!
stech on September 30, 2004 at 1:44 pm

CT, I think Walker has played some mop up innings at first. He’d be my guess.
Gabor Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 1:44 pm

I’ll play first base if Lee gets hurt. I’m also another left handed bat in the line up.
CT on September 30, 2004 at 1:44 pm

5K’s in 2 innings? Prior is on today.
Sammy Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 1:47 pm

I can play first base, buddy. This is my house, buddy.

And I just singled, buddy.
Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 1:51 pm

Bako time!
Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 1:53 pm

I’m going to have to drag you guys kicking and screaming into the playoffs, aren’t I?
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 1:54 pm

You know, maybe today’s the day fore my first career grand slam.
Ron Santo on September 30, 2004 at 1:57 pm

I just burped.
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 1:58 pm

I heard that Ron!
Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 1:58 pm

Nope.
Ron's Defibrulator on September 30, 2004 at 2:01 pm

That wasn’t a burp.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:04 pm

I’m on track for a 3-hit, 135-pitch, zero-BB, 21-strikeout complete game shutout!
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:05 pm

I feel like I’m throwing to a lineup full of Corey Pattersons today.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:05 pm

I’m back, bitches. Just hope it’s not too late.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:06 pm

I’m on pace to strike out 21 batters today.

That would spark this team, wouldn’t you think?
Cubs offense on September 30, 2004 at 2:06 pm

Sorry Mark you will have to go more than nine innings.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:07 pm

You’d think I have something better to do than post here four times consecutively.
Korey on September 30, 2004 at 2:09 pm

I’m gonna pop up to first next time around
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:09 pm

Not after Sunday, I won’t.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 2:09 pm

Hey, #44. Shut up, Chuck.

Oh, wait….
Plate Ump on September 30, 2004 at 2:10 pm

CBS Sportsline says that I can’t call strikes and balls. Garciaparra’s two strikes were well out of the zone on there.
CBS Sportsline on September 30, 2004 at 2:11 pm

Don’t really pay attention to where we put the balls and strikes cause normally we’re way off.
Cbs Sportsline on September 30, 2004 at 2:11 pm

F@#$ you
Koo koo ka choo on September 30, 2004 at 2:12 pm

Where have you gone, Aramis Ramirez?
E-ramis on September 30, 2004 at 2:13 pm

I’ve gone home for the winter along with the rest of my team
Aramis on September 30, 2004 at 2:14 pm

My current "slump" is 3-14 over 4.3 games. Yeah, throw in the towel on me. I suck.
Anemia on September 30, 2004 at 2:14 pm

The Cubs offense has me.

Monday night was an aberration, no?
Adam Dunn on September 30, 2004 at 2:17 pm

I am now the single-season Strike Out King!

Take That, Bobby Bonds, Rob Deer and Jose Hernandez!

I’ll hit a ball into Lake Michigan next at-bat.
166xKorey on September 30, 2004 at 2:17 pm

How the hell am I gonna catch you now, Dunn? I guess I’ll just settle for top 20 all time single season strikeouts. Only 9 to go to get there.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 2:17 pm

All hail the King! Donkey Dunn is the new all-time K leader for a single season!.
The Franchise on September 30, 2004 at 2:17 pm

8 k’s thru 4 I’m back
MLB Record Books on September 30, 2004 at 2:19 pm

Move over Bobby Bonds…
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:21 pm

You guys still want to leave me in the pen if we make the playoffs?
LaTroya on September 30, 2004 at 2:23 pm

Yes, Mark. I’m afraid to walk anyone. Do it for me.
Adam Dunn on September 30, 2004 at 2:23 pm

I just want to know why I didn’t get a cool little counter on the front of mlb.com to track my assault on the record books. I’m like the anti-Sisler.
Todd Walker on September 30, 2004 at 2:23 pm

Should I bunt?
Sammy on September 30, 2004 at 2:23 pm

On Base again. Buddy
Todd Walker on September 30, 2004 at 2:26 pm

I should’ve bunted.
D Lee on September 30, 2004 at 2:27 pm

Florida is still paying part of my salary.
Wind must be blowing on September 30, 2004 at 2:28 pm

in a gale with all these infield pops.
Situational Hitting on September 30, 2004 at 2:28 pm

I think the Cubs should look into signing me in the off season.
Let's review: on September 30, 2004 at 2:28 pm

If a pitcher is having problems throwing strikes, do we a) swing at everything anyway or b) take a few pitches?
Gabor on September 30, 2004 at 2:28 pm

What’s the all-time record for runners left on base? Anybody? If I walk there, Prior can have six through four innings.
Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 2:29 pm

Why do you guys always make me do everything?
Boo Birds on September 30, 2004 at 2:29 pm

We’re warming up. Time to let this team have it.
Aaron Harang on September 30, 2004 at 2:29 pm

I never knew I wast this good.
Woof on September 30, 2004 at 2:30 pm

Derrek Lee’s a dog. Hendry should’ve given that contract to Ramirez. Now we’ll have Sleepy at first for a couple more years.
Todd Walker on September 30, 2004 at 2:30 pm

CBS Sportsline’s givin’ me shiite. "Walker flied out to shallow second."
Gabor on September 30, 2004 at 2:30 pm

Walk’s as good as a hit – right?
Gabor on September 30, 2004 at 2:31 pm

Strung out Barret would have popped out on the first pitch.
Gabor Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 2:31 pm

It’s a little after non-zero time.
Deja Vu on September 30, 2004 at 2:31 pm

It’s me all over again!
Derrek Lee on September 30, 2004 at 2:31 pm

Hey #78, I’m one of two regulars who’s gone the entire year without an injury. Go screw yourself.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 2:32 pm

Aaron,
You’re not.

Andy
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 2:33 pm

The Cubs are taking a ride of F street today.

F6
F4
F5
CT on September 30, 2004 at 2:34 pm

"Strung out"? What’s with all the Barrett hate? Yeah, he’s in a slump, but he’s out there busting his ass at least. He’s the only guy on the team who actually bothers to run out the dropped third strike.
Aaron Harang on September 30, 2004 at 2:35 pm

Yeah Andy. I’m so not good that I keep leaving guys on base. My strategy of walk Bako, face Prior is brilliant!

When’s Austin up?
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:36 pm

Take that, Austin F@cking Kearns.
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 2:38 pm

Yeah, a strikeout is a nice trade for me fucking your playoff dreams.

Good answer, shitforbrains.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 2:40 pm

Intrepid reader# 84: Derrek Lee
Hey #78, I’m one of two regulars who’s gone the entire year without an injury. Go screw yourself.

September 30, 2004 –02:31 PM CDT

Knock on wood.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:41 pm

Goddamn, I’m good.
#90 on September 30, 2004 at 2:41 pm

Look at me! I’m bitter and witty! Now I’ll go fantasize about a sheep and masturbate until what’s left of my penis bleeds!

I only come here for the herpes ads.
Speaking of Wood on September 30, 2004 at 2:42 pm

Sarah is talking to Ron and Pat this now.
orey on September 30, 2004 at 2:42 pm

No K’s today, but each infielder is getting work from me!
Hey Derrek on September 30, 2004 at 2:42 pm

Thatr’s because you haven’t broken a freakin’ sweat all year. Hard to get hurt when you play half-ass most of the time.
Aaron Harang on September 30, 2004 at 2:42 pm

Not only am I making a late push for the Cy Young award, but D’Angelo and I are the only Reds who haven’t struck out.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:43 pm

What was I supposed to do, Austin, shoot you in the face?
SD on September 30, 2004 at 2:45 pm

Geez, that was a quick inning from Harang :-\
Not Good on September 30, 2004 at 2:45 pm

1-3 hitters today = 0 for 9
Cubs offense on September 30, 2004 at 2:45 pm

We can f-up a wet dream. Sarah Wood gets to talk for 8 pitches. Thanks alot.
Ron on September 30, 2004 at 2:45 pm

Hey Pat,

Would you hit that?
Taking Pitches on September 30, 2004 at 2:46 pm

I guess I’m not a good idea
Dusty Baker on September 30, 2004 at 2:47 pm

Hey Pat, if you can hit anything, get your ass down to the dugout and grab a bat.
Cub Offense on September 30, 2004 at 2:48 pm

If Prior can hold ’em for 19 innings, we’ll pull this one out. Aaron Harang is just a MACHINE!
89 pitches to 68 on September 30, 2004 at 2:48 pm

Thats the only thing i can think of a bright spot.. Prior is pitching balls to the wall right now.. and Harrang damn well better run out of gas soon.
Derrek Lee on September 30, 2004 at 2:49 pm

Screw you. I’m smooth. I just look effortless.

Now go make me a sammich.
Aaron Harang on September 30, 2004 at 2:49 pm

Well, now it’s only D’Angelo…
The Franchise on September 30, 2004 at 2:50 pm

Andy,

I’d like my nickname back.

Mark
F*ck me on September 30, 2004 at 2:50 pm

3 K’s!
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:50 pm

6 innings
13 k’s
2 hits
0 runs

NO WIN
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 2:51 pm

But…

We are winning in hits!!!

It’s 3 to 2 there!

How can people keep on saying this offense is brutally inconsistent???

(Please, before we all have 20 posts in faux revulsion at my post, just realize I am being sarcastic. Thanks.)
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 2:52 pm

If you guys waste this start…
Aaron Harang on September 30, 2004 at 2:53 pm

Stop ragging on your offense. I AM AWESOME!

I bet the Yankees try to sign me for their playoff rotation.
Sammy Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 2:54 pm

I’m back, buddy.
Welcome to my house.
Now let me turn up the boombox, buddy.
Samuel Peralta Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 2:55 pm

Buddy!
Sammy Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 2:55 pm

Now take it from here Meester Prior.
Hey CT on September 30, 2004 at 2:55 pm

Barret’s had a nice year, but he thinks that he’ll be more popular if he plays up the extranneous trash-talking. Something about playing in a blue-collar sports town.

Guess what? That scat don’t fly if you don’t win. This meathead woke the Astros up with his nonsenical histrionics vs. Roy Oswalt.

By next year, he better have grown up and have kept his damn trap shut.
Sox Fan on September 30, 2004 at 2:56 pm

How the fuck do you guys listen to Chip Caray all year? This is awful ….
Sammy Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 2:56 pm

Buddy…
Blind Squirrel Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 2:56 pm

Look! A nut!
Kyle Farnsworth on September 30, 2004 at 2:57 pm

Time for me to start warming up.
Hawk Harrellson on September 30, 2004 at 2:58 pm

Dear Sox Fan,
How do you listen to me?
LaTroy on September 30, 2004 at 2:58 pm

One-Run lead…I’ll start getting loose.
B.C. Basher on September 30, 2004 at 2:59 pm

From yesterday’s game cast:

Intrepid reader# 336: B.C.
"Well, at least you can’t say the Cubs are inconsistent. How many times have we seen this game this year? 10? 20? Offense messes up chance after chance to score…"

Today’s BC: ‘How can people keep on saying this offense is brutally inconsistent???

(Please, before we all have 20 posts in faux revulsion at my post, just realize I am being sarcastic. Thanks.)"

Well, B.C., consistency ain’t your strong suit either.
Sammy on September 30, 2004 at 3:00 pm

OK buddies, climb on my back, I’ll take you to playoffs!

Franchise, buddy! You need to finish this game, buddy!
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Jake Taylor on September 30, 2004 at 3:01 pm

There’s only one thing left to do: Win the whole fucking thing (and every game)
Billy Crystal on September 30, 2004 at 3:01 pm

Prior and Sosa drag the Cubbies into the playoffs. Does someone own the rights to this script?
CT on September 30, 2004 at 3:01 pm

#118, I agree that the trash talk was ridiculous, but it’s equally ridiculous to say that the Astros are winning games because of that incident.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:02 pm

I hate Austin Kearns.
AUSTIN KEARNS MUST DIE on September 30, 2004 at 3:02 pm

…
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:03 pm

HA!
Carlos Zambrano on September 30, 2004 at 3:03 pm

Don’t worry, Austin. You’ll be tops on my list next year.

Of course, you’re not travelling to Kansas City anytime soon, are you?
Moises Alou on September 30, 2004 at 3:03 pm

This is crazy. The wind is out to get us. They are clearly favoring Austin Kearns more than it’s favoring us.
Cub Offense on September 30, 2004 at 3:03 pm

We got him a run! Well, forget it. We’re not miracle workers. We’ll just call it a tie.
SF/HOU Playoff Shares on September 30, 2004 at 3:03 pm

Make that check out to "Austin Kearns"
Sox Fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:03 pm

ha ha …. the cubs suck.
Fuck Austin Kearns and everything he holds dear on September 30, 2004 at 3:04 pm

Goddamit!
Sox Fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:04 pm

ha ha …. the cubs suck.
Fuck Austin Kearns and everything he holds dear on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

Goddamit!
sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

ha ha … the cubs suck.
Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

Yeah, and my team is awesome!!!
The chicago Hopeful.... on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

When does Sammy bat again?
The White Sox on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

We have a fan! This is the big time.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

It’s not that ridiculous. The Astros were ready to curl up and die. Actually, they already had. Then, Barrett got them mad. How much it gets them winning now is debatable. But if the Cubs win one or two more games that series, the Astros fold completely.

This whole team gets angry and whines. Get angry and take it out on a horsehide sphere.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 3:05 pm

Actually, the Cubs could’ve buried Houston, but a blown save by The Hawk at Minute Maid on 8/21 and the dropped toss by Z while covering first a week later is what let ’em back in it.
Karry Ling and Eliza Dushku on September 30, 2004 at 3:06 pm

We’re breaking out all the stops for the final weekend of the season!

Hello again, everybody, your old pal Karry Ling here from Wrigley Field.

The reason that Austin Kearns is impervious to the wind is because his enrmous ears create a wind sheer that actually propels balls towards left field. This may or may not be illegal. We’re looking into it. But Bud Selig is busy digging under the couch cushions of that investment banker in California to see if he can scrape together enough cash to buy the Brewers from him.

Eliza’s favorite Cubs player of all time is good old number 22…not The Franchise, Bill Buckner.
Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 3:06 pm

Yeah, I’ll just swing at the first pitch here guys.
Adam Dunn on September 30, 2004 at 3:06 pm

191 K’s!! I just blew past a hallowed record and no one noticed!
Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:08 pm

Why are we watching Harold Ramis? What a bunch of shit …. tie game in a tied pennant race and we’re talking about Second City
Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:08 pm

Why are we watching Harold Ramis? What a bunch of shit …. tie game in a tied pennant race and we’re talking about Second City
Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:08 pm

Why are we watching Harold Ramis? What a bunch of shit …. tie game in a tied pennant race and we’re talking about Second City
Michael Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 3:08 pm

Anyone who says that me "getting Houston mad" is why they’re where they are now is a huge moron. Hey, morons, there’s also a curse on us based on a goat. I’m sure you buy that one too.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 3:09 pm

Corey’s made outs around the horn. That’s hitting for the shitcycle, right?
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:09 pm

Gee, why does Sox Fan have a sticky keyboard? Hmmm?
Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:10 pm

Why am I watching the Cubs at all? Oh, because my team has no more meaningful games this year, and hasn’t had any in months. Why am I posting this in triplicate? Because I’m a genius.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 3:10 pm

Fluck it. I’m gonna strike out all these Reds mothafookas, then hit a homer to win this bitch in the 10th.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 3:10 pm

What’s the deal with the cuffs on Eliza’s jeans? There’s gotta be better pictures of her than that. Does she have her own website? Perhaps a shot of her in her cheerleading outfit from "Bring It On" would be the good luck charm we need.
Korey on September 30, 2004 at 3:10 pm

Hey Chuck! look at me! I’ve managed to make 4 outs and not a single Strike out! Maybe that post of 169 K’s yesterday woke me up!

NOT
Chucks hordes of Internet fans on September 30, 2004 at 3:12 pm

We get it Chuckles. You don’t like Corey. Now kindly crawl back into your hole. Maybe you’ll see your shadow on February 2, you awful little man.
side note... on September 30, 2004 at 3:12 pm

if Prior strikes out the next 6 he sets the new record.. not a real chance but i’m just sayign……
Korey on September 30, 2004 at 3:12 pm

I’m back to normal
Shhh.... on September 30, 2004 at 3:12 pm

16 K’s, 4 outs to go.

Can he do it?
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:12 pm

125, your post makes absolutely no sense.

Yesterday, I was pointing out the Cubs were consistent at grasping defeat from the jaws of victory, partially due to the offense continually blowing chances to score.

Today, I was being sarcastic. I pointed out the Cubs were winning in the hits category and, sarcastically, saying that means the Cubs’ offense shouldn’t be called inconsistent because of it.

The sarcasm was getting across that I think the Cubs’ offense is brutally inconsistent.
The Reds on September 30, 2004 at 3:13 pm

We’re not gonna let Prior get to 20. We’re gonna start bunting!
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:13 pm

Is it just me, or does The Franchise appear a little constipated? Maybe talking to Larry Rothschild does that to a fella?
Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 3:13 pm

actually, i’m one of the guys who likes to see both teams do well. (Though I dont want to see the Cubs win the WS before the Sox do) There’s nothing wrong with having a lot of happy people in Chicago …
nope on September 30, 2004 at 3:13 pm

well he could tie it.
Aaron Harang on September 30, 2004 at 3:14 pm

This is bright. I am the best pitcher in the world today and I get taken out. Tony LaRussa is gonna be pissed…
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 3:14 pm

Here comes the biggest inning of the year.
Nomahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! on September 30, 2004 at 3:14 pm

Hero time. Watch and learn, fellas.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:15 pm

Let’s hope Mark doesn’t have to pitch in a 10th inning.

Or, screw that, let’s get enough runs so he doesn’t really have to pitch the 9th (Although Dusty would make him).
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:15 pm

Who is Chris Boden and why is he on my TV?
.313, .317, .286 on September 30, 2004 at 3:16 pm

The avgs. of the next three cub batters…. LETS WIN THIS GODDAMNED THING
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:16 pm

Dear Offense – Reidling sucks.

Take pitches.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:16 pm

BC,
If Dusty takes Prior out after the eighth, he’ll be carried off by 39,000 very angry Cubs fans.
Nomar on September 30, 2004 at 3:17 pm

Maybe tomorrow?
Hey Aaron on September 30, 2004 at 3:17 pm

Why would Tony be pissed? He’s earned the right to tank games by winning the division early. This game doesn’t affect him.
2003 Brewers on September 30, 2004 at 3:18 pm

Prior struck out 17 of us in 8 innings last year. Dusty took out Mark, and Geoff Jenkins took Regular Joe deep.

Not saying, I’m just sayin…
E-ramis on September 30, 2004 at 3:19 pm

I’m on. I shall now run like the wind! I have feet of Mercury!

Perhaps of a ’87 Mercury Cougar!
pinch runner on September 30, 2004 at 3:19 pm

Why not Pinch run for Aramis?
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:19 pm

Time for Mo to check swing a two run homer.
John Reidling on September 30, 2004 at 3:20 pm

Anybody know where the strike zone is?

Anybody?
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 3:21 pm

Geoff Jenkins don’t play for the Reds, dude.
Moises on September 30, 2004 at 3:21 pm

I’ll swing anyway, even if he’s thrown 5 straight balls…
Gabe White on September 30, 2004 at 3:21 pm

Do anything to get me in the game.
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 3:21 pm

Winning run on first? Let’s leave Aramis in.
RE: 2003 Brewers on September 30, 2004 at 3:21 pm

You guys still can’t play baseball AND you can’t count.

It was 16 strikeouts.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=230626116
Dude on September 30, 2004 at 3:21 pm

Have you ever seen Austin Kearns and Geoff Jenkins at the same place at the same time?
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:22 pm

How about a wild pitch that gets picked up by a squirrel who outruns the Reds while E-ramis runs around the bases?
Sammy on September 30, 2004 at 3:23 pm

Hero time, again. Buddy.
Jim Edmonds on September 30, 2004 at 3:23 pm

Sorry Andy, since I came to the National League, the squirrels are afraid of Wrigley Field.
Moises on September 30, 2004 at 3:24 pm

I didn’t want to clog up those basepaths with a walk.
This is just... on September 30, 2004 at 3:24 pm

…painful.
Paul Bako on September 30, 2004 at 3:25 pm

You know, I can arrange 21 strikeouts for Prior…
Sammy on September 30, 2004 at 3:25 pm

Neither did I, Moises.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:25 pm

I’m "watching" this game on Sportsline while doing homework right now.

Is the strike zone really bad or not?

There were two pitches on Alou and Sosa that Sportsline said were out of the strike zone but called strikes.

Just wondering…
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:26 pm

Blame the pen all you want, but the real problem over the last week has been the pathetic offense.
John Rocker on September 30, 2004 at 3:26 pm

Ain’t no skwerruls left in Wrigluh. I ate ’em in a stew!
CBS Sporsline on September 30, 2004 at 3:27 pm

We are still shitty!
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:27 pm

17 K’s in 100 pitches? That’s unbelievable. One of the greatest games ever pitched. And yet, it’s tied.

Sigh.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 3:29 pm

No walks all day, but you know what a good time for the first one is? To leadoff the ninth in a tie game!
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:29 pm

I’m lurking.

Get out of the ninth before my ears come to the plate.
Prior's Out Of Gas on September 30, 2004 at 3:30 pm

Sigh…for a leadoff hitter that could tire out the other team’s starter late. Like asswipe Korey could have done to Harang in the 7th (2 pitch at-bat, BTW).
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:30 pm

Crap…

Runner at 2nd, 1 out for the Reds.

Casey, Dunn, and Kearns due up.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:30 pm

Casey just said, "That’s unbelievable." What was he talking about? Anybody know?
Sacrifice Bunt on September 30, 2004 at 3:30 pm

I might’ve worked for the Cubs, too, when there was 1st & 2nd and nobody out.
One of the greatest games ever pitched? on September 30, 2004 at 3:30 pm

A homer when it was 1-0, a triple, and a leadoff walk in a tie game in the ninth?

It’s a great game, but save the hyperbole. This could have been one of the best pitched games ever. It’s a mistake or two away.
Just wondering... on September 30, 2004 at 3:31 pm

It appears Gabor has become the personal catcher for Prior, too. Since he’s done that, Prior seems to have come around. Is that just a coincidence, or is Barrett a little deficient in calling/handling a game?
Derrek Lee on September 30, 2004 at 3:32 pm

Boy I slept right through that play at first. What happened?
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:32 pm

Shove your hyperbole. To strike out 17 guys in 100 pitches with no walks is a great game. How many guys have ever done it?

Walker may have just saved the season with that play at second, too. So there’s some more hyperbole for you to cram.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 3:33 pm

Walker just planted Grud’s ass on the bench the rest of the way.
Joe West on September 30, 2004 at 3:33 pm

We’re even now for me calling Dawson out and a low outside pitch and having him freak out and start launching bats onto the field.
Michael Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 3:33 pm

If we make the playoffs, I won’t be playing. And I don’t see how I’ll play next year, considering half of the four returning starters have sworn off of me. That means you guys will get great pitching next year, and no hitting! Enjoy 162 games like today’s.
Home plate at Wrigley on September 30, 2004 at 3:33 pm

I’m getting lonely. Somebody please step on me!!!
Ron Santo / Howard Dean on September 30, 2004 at 3:34 pm

YEAAARRRRRAAHHh!
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:34 pm

D Lee with a great pick too.

Chip still says Albie is your Gold Glove first basemen though.
Hey Derrek on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

Nobody ever accused you of sleeping in the field. You just seem to get a little groggy when you have a bat in your hand.
Jake on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

Who loves ya, buddies?

Uncuffed Eliza wishes you luck…
CT on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

That’s okay, Derrek Lee’s sleepwalking through the season.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

Why are we even Joe? He was clearly out.

Please offense – take some pitches.
yea but andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

That would be a great game, but that’s not the game. Prior walked the leadoff man in the ninth, would have lost the game but for a great defensive play, he gave up a game-tying homer late…

It’s a great game but it’s a few mistakes away from being an all-time great performance.
As so often happens... on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

Man, the Cubs really need one of my kind of moments right now.
Hyperbole crammer on September 30, 2004 at 3:35 pm

I’m Sox Fan. Can’t you smell it?
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 3:37 pm

As soon as I say that, Grud pinch-hits for him. As the old saying goes, how many times do you see it where a guy makes a great defensive play in one inning and get pinch-hit for to lead off the next? Hard Bake’s a dolt.
Todd Walker on September 30, 2004 at 3:37 pm

I’m taking my great play to the showers! See you tomorrow!
Cubs offense on September 30, 2004 at 3:37 pm

It’s true. We have no dick.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:37 pm

Todd Walker makes a great defensive play along with Lee to end the inning…

Most baseball fans know the rule regarding defensive players that lead off the next half-inning.

So, what does Dusty do?

He takes Walker out!!!

Unbelievable…
Pat Hughes on September 30, 2004 at 3:37 pm

All I ever say is "high pop fly."
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:38 pm

Hello, Ryan Dempster.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 3:39 pm

Fuck you Cubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicago Cubs on September 30, 2004 at 3:39 pm

Yes, we’re letting a guy who looks like this:

slam the door on us.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:39 pm

First pitch out. Great inning of the unstoppable Gabe White.

Bad pitchers will get themsevles into troube…if you let them.

The Cubs refuse to let them.
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 3:39 pm

I had 113 pitches and I was cruising. Why am I out of the game? Oh, they’re saving my arm for next year? Aren’t we tied in the loss column for the final playoff spot THIS year? Can we fire this fucking manager already?
Michael Barret on September 30, 2004 at 3:39 pm

Damn. I was hoping for my 1,433rd popup in a row.
Sick Of This Team on September 30, 2004 at 3:40 pm

making it easy on crappy pitchers…Dusty tell your players to take a few pitches for Chirst sakes.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 3:40 pm

Trust me. Don’t look up Todd Walker’s on base percentage against lefties. Just don’t do it. You’ll throw up on yourself.

Guh.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:40 pm

I’m sorry folks, taking out Walker even against Gabe White doesn’t make any sense.
Moises Alou on September 30, 2004 at 3:41 pm

Why don’t Chip and Steve praise the offense more?
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:41 pm

What is Walkers OBP versus lefties?
Austin Powers on September 30, 2004 at 3:42 pm

That Kearns is Shag-A-Riffic, baby. Eeeeyaahhh!
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:42 pm

Suddenly, my strike zone is a tea cup.
LaTroy Hawkins on September 30, 2004 at 3:42 pm

Ah, I love extra innings. Ya know, when it goes to extra innings and I haven’t pitched, that means I can’t blow a save. That’s the only way I can’t blow a save.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:42 pm

The ump has given Kearns an extra strike.

Unbelievable.
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:43 pm

Gotta go boys, time for me to get the game-winning hit again.
Ben Grieve on September 30, 2004 at 3:43 pm

Ooh, I’ll be leading off the 10th. I’d better practice my check swings!
Mike D. on September 30, 2004 at 3:43 pm

No, B.C. what exactly is the "rule" regarding defensive players that lead off the next half-inning?
Hero Time on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

What the hell ever happened to me?
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

NOT !!!!!!!!
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

We got Kearns out???

I mean, seriously, we did?

Dang…
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

NOT !!!!!!!!
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

Sorry Andy, I did….423
Todd Walker on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

OBP vs. Lefties in 2004: .426

vs. Grud’s .271
BC on September 30, 2004 at 3:44 pm

I also go by that hilarous "The Rules" dating book those guys wrote a couple years ago. That’s why I’m so smooth with the ladies!
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:45 pm

We got Kearns out???

I mean, seriously, we did?

Dang…
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:45 pm

We got Kearns out???

I mean, seriously, we did?

Dang…
Eliza on September 30, 2004 at 3:46 pm

Did anyone take notice of my knees in the pic Karry posted?
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:46 pm

if Dusty would have bunted early in the game with Walker…this game would be over.
It can never be... on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

..easy.

Jason LaRuemanchu with a bloop single.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

This is just so hard to stand…
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

What the hell happened to Jake’s picture of Eliza? We need it for the winning run in the 10th?
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

Pitch out sometime here.
Ryan P. Freely on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

… running for LaRue…
The Reds on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

Seriously guys.. we dont want to win this game.. …we’re TRYING to give it to you.. and you keep handing it back.
Karry on September 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm

Why do you think I posted it?
Ryan Freel on September 30, 2004 at 3:49 pm

Are there any old ladies in the stands I can kick?
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:49 pm

A player who makes a great defensive play who is due up first in the next half-inning often does something very good offensively.

In fact, it’s called a "As so often happens" moment.
TC on September 30, 2004 at 3:50 pm

Yes, BC, we get it. Now go to your room.
Indolent Reader on September 30, 2004 at 3:51 pm

Barry Frickin’ Larkin?
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:51 pm

Evidently everyone in the stadium knew Freel was going to steal.

Except Dusty and Larry.
Ryan Dempster on September 30, 2004 at 3:51 pm

Here I come to blow this game…
Neifi? Macias? Grieve? on September 30, 2004 at 3:55 pm

Scrub hero time!
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:55 pm

The ump gave Larkin 4 strikes.

But Dempster gets out of it.

Deep breath.

Who hits for Dempster? My money is on Goodwin.
Chicago on September 30, 2004 at 3:56 pm

Exhale.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 3:56 pm

This is just excruciating, and I’m not even listening or watching…
Ron Santo's Heart on September 30, 2004 at 3:56 pm

KABOOM
Mike D. on September 30, 2004 at 3:57 pm

I figured Dempster would blow it, since–and I’m not excusing Korey and LaTroy–he started this madness when he couldn’t throw a strike to the 6 & 7 hitters of the Mets last Saturday. Thought he’d bring things full circle.
Eliza on September 30, 2004 at 3:57 pm

Come on, Cubbies!
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 3:57 pm

Another reliever with a 5+ ERA.

Take some pitches please!!
Indolent Reader on September 30, 2004 at 3:58 pm

I’m just so tired…
Plagiarist on September 30, 2004 at 3:59 pm

Christian over at TCR just posted about Mark Prior’s game score. It’s a 98, which is the second best game score of the season.

The only better one is Randy Johnson’s perfect game (100). At least Randy got the ‘W’ in his game.
Tom Goodwin on September 30, 2004 at 3:59 pm

Moises…any room at your retirement villa?
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 3:59 pm

I tried to gaod him yesterday, I’ll try again.

Hero time. And put the negative press off for an offseason.
mlb.com game cast on September 30, 2004 at 4:00 pm

"Offensive Substitution…Tom Goodwin for Ryan Dempster"

Well, I’m offended.
Tushku on September 30, 2004 at 4:00 pm

Hope this helps…
Tushku on September 30, 2004 at 4:02 pm

Hope this helps…
Ivy6 on September 30, 2004 at 4:02 pm

Can we have Frank Beltran back?
Gary Matthews, Sr. on September 30, 2004 at 4:03 pm

Seriously, I’m gonna get fired for this, right?
Cubs offense on September 30, 2004 at 4:03 pm

I completely f-ing suck
Ryan Dempster on September 30, 2004 at 4:03 pm

I think I am a better hitter than Goodwin.
Mike D. on September 30, 2004 at 4:04 pm

This is how the Cubs "picked up" Prior after the gut-wrenching homer he gave up:

14 plate appearances, zero hits, two walks.

Against the bullpen dregs of the NL.

But hey–two walks! Yay.
Gutless on September 30, 2004 at 4:04 pm

This offense is. Save Aramis and Lee, send the rest to hell. Then rebuild. This team can’t hit for shit. And fire Gary fucking Matthews.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:04 pm

Sigh.

This is simply getting ridiculous.
Jake on September 30, 2004 at 4:05 pm

Try, try again…
Randall Simon, Eric Karros, Joe Borowski, Shawn Estes, Alex Gonzalez, Kenny Lofton, Doug Glanville on September 30, 2004 at 4:07 pm

Boy, these 04 guys are pretty spineless.
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:07 pm

Goddamit the Cubs have to win this game. I can’t bear to sit around and listen to how this game was "a microcosm of their entire season" any more. Has Chip mentioned that yet?
Kyle Farnsworth on September 30, 2004 at 4:07 pm

I’ve got the inning after this! Whee!
to 296 on September 30, 2004 at 4:08 pm

I couldn’t agree more.

Don’t forget Hee Sop
Sling Blade on September 30, 2004 at 4:08 pm

I loves me them full counts.
Stocks in Distilleries and Breweries on September 30, 2004 at 4:08 pm

You ought to buy a lot of me up tomorrow, says Maria Bartiromo. Apparently high demand in the Great Lakes Region, particularly in Illinois will give alcohol producers an especially good 4th quarter…
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:08 pm

Not so fast, Alex Gonzalez.
Hate To Say it, But... on September 30, 2004 at 4:09 pm

…Casey’s Due.
Stockbroker on September 30, 2004 at 4:10 pm

Business will down in the Wrigleyville area because there won’t be any playoff games there.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:10 pm

Kyle, I thought "Whee!" was reserved for Sarah Wood…
1-2-3 on September 30, 2004 at 4:11 pm

Billy Bob gets it done. Now, can Ramirez, Alou, and Sosa?
Veres & Guthrie on September 30, 2004 at 4:11 pm

What about us????
Warming up in the Cincy Pen... on September 30, 2004 at 4:12 pm

Padilla. 0-0, 8.34 ERA, 15 K in 22 IP. And the Cubs will go 1-2-3.
Maria Bartiromo on September 30, 2004 at 4:12 pm

Yes, broker, but they say there will be a surge in solitary drinking, as Illinois-area men will not want to deal with the harsh realities of the baseball postseason or Jonathan Quinn so they will lock themselves in their houses and drink all day until they go back to the liquor store for more.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:12 pm

If we don’t hit Juan "12.61 ERA" Padilla I’m killing myself.
Moises on September 30, 2004 at 4:13 pm

How about we have Bernard Berrian pinch run for me now?
Juan Padilla on September 30, 2004 at 4:14 pm

Didn’t I get arrested at O’Hare while trying devise a plot to unleash a dirty bomb on a major city?
re: veres and guthrie on September 30, 2004 at 4:14 pm

You’d have fit right in on this team, guys.
Sammy on September 30, 2004 at 4:14 pm

I got this.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 4:14 pm

Is it just me, or if Sammy doesn’t win it here, the team amy not win another game the rest of the year?
Chip Caray on September 30, 2004 at 4:15 pm

Damn the vaunted bullpen of the Reds!
to 315 on September 30, 2004 at 4:15 pm

Just you Chuck
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:15 pm

Great, now Todd Walker’s up…oh, wait. Never mind.
Dusty Baker on September 30, 2004 at 4:17 pm

Juan,
Too late. I’ve unleashed something that has caused more pain and suffering on a major city — Chicago — than your dirty bomb can ever imagine.
It’s called my starting lineup.
re: chuck on September 30, 2004 at 4:17 pm

That’s a pretty dumb thing to say. If a certain guy doesn’t score a run from first to win the game, a team will lose that game and then the next three? Talk about pulling things outta your ass.

The more likely scenario is that the Cubs won’t win again because the Cubs suck.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:17 pm

Wow. Did you see those?
Jack Brickhouse on September 30, 2004 at 4:17 pm

Any old kind of hit will do!
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:17 pm

Come on Derrek…
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 4:18 pm

I can’t believe this GOD AWEFUL TEAM CALLED THE CUBS. How many torturous games have they put their fans through this year? These guys need to put in front of a firing squad and just unload on them. Go for their arms first so they will never every be able to grab a bat again or pitch a baseball again. Then next to their legs so they can never get thrown out again. Finally just take a little batting practice to their heads. That would be the end of the 2004 Cubs.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 4:18 pm

Well, it worked for Ditka about 15 years ago. he suggested the Bears wouldn’t win another game. They lost their last, what? 6?
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:18 pm

Well, this is it…again.
Alarm Clock on September 30, 2004 at 4:18 pm

WAKE UP DERREK! WE NEED YOU
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:18 pm

Baker Basher,
Thanks for stopping by. We all enjoy your visits, so.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 4:20 pm

I am now comparing myself to Mike Ditka.
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 4:20 pm

There’s your hit & run. See? No double play now.

Oh.
100 pitches on September 30, 2004 at 4:21 pm

It took me to get Grud to take second.
Mike Ditka on September 30, 2004 at 4:21 pm

Cubs,
As I said, last year:
"You gotta believe, wake up!"

Chuck,
Michael Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 4:21 pm

Any old kind of hit will really do, now.
Memo to Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 4:21 pm

TAKE SOME PITCHES THIS TIME!!!!
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:22 pm

Come on Michael…
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:22 pm

Michael, for god’s sake, lean into one.
John Kerry on September 30, 2004 at 4:22 pm

Ditka’s not like Chuck. He’s orange like me.
Barret's out of gas.... on September 30, 2004 at 4:23 pm

I’m hoping for a wild pitch.
Memo to CUBS on September 30, 2004 at 4:23 pm

It’s JUAN PADILLA. For Christ Sake! JUAN PADILLA!
0-2 counts on September 30, 2004 at 4:23 pm

Don’t you love to see me in huge at-bats? We’re the sign of a really brilliantly coached lineup.
Michael Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 4:23 pm

A walk wins the game. And five pitches from now, assuming I take that many, this game is ova.
Michael Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 4:24 pm

I ran out of gas last week, didn’t I?

Brutal.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:24 pm

Simply pathetic.
Wild pitch on September 30, 2004 at 4:24 pm

I got it, but I swung at it.

Thank you Gary Matthews!!!!
Heart on September 30, 2004 at 4:24 pm

The Cubs left their me and their playoff spot in San Francisco. Or was it Houston?
Great Timing on September 30, 2004 at 4:24 pm

Nice timing for Barrett, Lee, and Ramirez to go into the worst slump of the season. Great job guys!
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:24 pm

Yahoo is slow, what happened now?
The Fan on September 30, 2004 at 4:26 pm

I am a horrible, horrible movie.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 4:26 pm

I moved locations to bring us some luck. But no, this offense still sucks.

Nice at bat Barrett.

This one is done. Lead off single by Dunn. Kearns up. Farnsworth in.
Alou and Sosa on September 30, 2004 at 4:26 pm

Yea but aren’t we supposed to be the heart of the lineup? I mean, if we did our jobs, couldn’t the others guy occasionally slump without it killing our team?
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:26 pm

#348, uh I agree. Anyway, is Remlinger staying in? Dusty’s not going to pull his patented double switch and put Macias at 2nd, is he?
Austin Kearns on September 30, 2004 at 4:26 pm

Guess who’s coming up next?
Kyle Farnsworth on September 30, 2004 at 4:27 pm

You know what they say, I might be the Cubs fireman. There’s a fire, and what will I give them? GAS BABY, GAS!
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:27 pm

Uh oh…

Leadoff hit and now Kearns to the plate.
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:30 pm

Yahoo has stalled and my company has MLB.com blocked, what’s going on?
The goat on September 30, 2004 at 4:30 pm

I’m no Billy Goat, but I’m the goat that is responsible for costing the Cubs this season:
Chip and Steve on September 30, 2004 at 4:31 pm

Yep, I’m rooting for our Cubs. Generous outside corner my ass.
KD on September 30, 2004 at 4:31 pm

Do they have porn at MLB.com?
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:31 pm

CT, pitching change.

Farnsworth brought in to face Kearns.

And he struck him out…
DUNN STOLE SECOND???? on September 30, 2004 at 4:32 pm

Did Farns even look at him?
Beyond Description on September 30, 2004 at 4:32 pm

This team is miserably bad. How in the hell did the Cubs even manage to win 88 games? Was it a mirage? Because this is a team of underachieving scrubs if I’ve ever seen one.

Complete. System. Collapse.

Hello 1969, yall got company!
Barrett on September 30, 2004 at 4:32 pm

It’s nice to see you go Expolike all of the sudden with your current play.
The Farns on September 30, 2004 at 4:33 pm

Wild pitch, anybody?
Javier Valentin on September 30, 2004 at 4:33 pm

Don’t worry, I can’t hit anybody but Maddux.
GM Jr. on September 30, 2004 at 4:33 pm

Yeah, dad was in the box a lot this year.
Ivy6 on September 30, 2004 at 4:34 pm

Winning run at 3rd.

I know what I said.
Mike D. on September 30, 2004 at 4:34 pm

How did Dunn get to third from first on an infield ground out?
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:35 pm

Mike, he somehow stole second.
Number is Up on September 30, 2004 at 4:35 pm
Steve Stone on September 30, 2004 at 4:36 pm

If I managed this team they’d have a playoff spot all sewn up.
Dusty Baker on September 30, 2004 at 4:36 pm

FIRE ME
Ron Santo on September 30, 2004 at 4:36 pm

ARRRGGHHHH! YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
Yosh Kawano on September 30, 2004 at 4:37 pm

Once again, I’ll have to wash Farnsworth’s pants twice.
Moises on September 30, 2004 at 4:37 pm

Steve, if you managed us, you’d have racked up a lot of frequent flier miles. Flying commercial.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 4:37 pm

Once again Dusty proves he is incapable of managing. Stone makes himself look smart all inning, and all his first guesses turn out to be correct.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:37 pm

It’s over now…

Falling behind 2-0 to Javier Valentin can do that to you…
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 4:38 pm

It’s fitting that Farnsworthless of all the bullpen pitchers gets this loss to end our season. That bastard deserves it too with what his done through hopefully the end to his worthless Cubs career. See you Kyle and see you 2004 Cubs.
THANK GOD THIS SEASON IS OVER.
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:38 pm

This would be a good time for Hollandsworth to limp off the bench and hit a pinch hit homer.
Laughing My Ass Off on September 30, 2004 at 4:38 pm

Pathetic. I WANT to see these morons lose all the way out now. Screw ’em. Hendry, you better recharge those cellphone batteries my friend. You got a LOT of work to do this offseason.

2004 Cubs, you are a disgrace. Hope you’re happy with yourselves. At least you’ve got those million dollar paychecks to help salve the pain, huh?

Adam Dunn, SB. Juan Padilla, no runs allowed with bases loaded. If that doesn’t encapsulate the entire season, I don’t know what does.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 4:38 pm

Another brilliant managing move by Hard Bake. Charge him admission to watch next year.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:38 pm

It’s easy to look smart sitting in the booth. Wait, I forgot about Joe Carter. Never mind.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 4:39 pm

Actually Baker Bakser, Remlinger will get the loss if we don’t score.
Laughing My Ass Off on September 30, 2004 at 4:39 pm

Pathetic. I WANT to see these morons lose all the way out now. Screw ’em. Hendry, you better recharge those cellphone batteries my friend. You got a LOT of work to do this offseason.

2004 Cubs, you are a disgrace. Hope you’re happy with yourselves. At least you’ve got those million dollar paychecks to help salve the pain, huh?

Adam Dunn, SB. Juan Padilla, no runs allowed with bases loaded. If that doesn’t encapsulate the entire season, I don’t know what does.
Cubs "fans" on September 30, 2004 at 4:40 pm

We’re all jumping off now!
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:40 pm

Honestly, I’m amazed 383 can spell encapsulate.
The Cubs on September 30, 2004 at 4:40 pm

Dammit Macias, what are you doing? That’s not Cub baseball!
The Cubs bandwagon on September 30, 2004 at 4:41 pm

That is me pictured in 384, by the way.
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:41 pm

Corey,
If you have to lunge at it to bunt it, it’s probably not a strike.
Corporal Corpulent on September 30, 2004 at 4:41 pm

Yep, we can get those sac bunts down. Great job of fundamentals boys.
The doormat of the National League on September 30, 2004 at 4:41 pm

It’s us again! Our season’s on the line and our leadoff hitter is stabbing at the ball trying to bunt it. He’s going to whiff! Haha.
I'm outta here... on September 30, 2004 at 4:41 pm

nice knowing you guys.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 4:41 pm

Korey, you suck. You are a piece of highly-drafted-shit.

I dare you owin it.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:43 pm

What was Corey swinging at there?

Time for Nomar to hit and run and try to get Macias to third with only one out.
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 4:43 pm

What have I said all year about Dusty? Does everybody finally agree with me on my thoughts about that worthless son of a bitch?
Cub Fans on September 30, 2004 at 4:43 pm

See ya, Nomar. We don’t want your ass here anyway. You’ve been a part of this choke job as much as anybody else. You, Sosa, and Alou can take the same plane out of town.
re: baker basher on September 30, 2004 at 4:44 pm

Yea, he’s worthless, but see, you’re MORE worthless. You’re worth less. It’s really very simple.
Nomar on September 30, 2004 at 4:44 pm

I can still get $15mm over 4 years.

Yup. That’s what this Lotto ticket says…
Andy on September 30, 2004 at 4:44 pm

Chuck,
Please go away.

I mean that.

Andy
Nomar on September 30, 2004 at 4:45 pm

Did I really bunt here?
Hey Nomie on September 30, 2004 at 4:46 pm

Let’s turn two next year…
Huh? on September 30, 2004 at 4:46 pm

Sportsline says Nomar sacrificed Macias over to 2nd. With 1 out already. Huh? That can’t possibly be right, is it??
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 4:46 pm

Someone say something? I couldn’t hear.
historic collapse on September 30, 2004 at 4:48 pm

I’ll be able to tell my grandkids about this. "And there was this tall black fellow, LaTroy Hawkins. He was tall as an oak tree, and threw 400 miles an hour. And he sucked. Yes, kids, he sucked."
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:48 pm

If they’re going to lose, fine, but do they have to drag it out like this?
strike zone on September 30, 2004 at 4:48 pm

Pay attention Moises
Yeah you can leave, Nomar on September 30, 2004 at 4:49 pm

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass. We haven’t had such dispirited play during a pennant race since the DeShields/Tucker/McGriff trio arrived in ’01.
Tragic Number on September 30, 2004 at 4:49 pm

Is 3.
2004 on September 30, 2004 at 4:50 pm

Thanks for coming.

Please drive home safely.
I'm glad, kinda. on September 30, 2004 at 4:50 pm

This team doesn’t deserve to go to the playoffs. A lot of people need to be fired for this.
Chicago Media on September 30, 2004 at 4:50 pm

Microcosm.
2005 on September 30, 2004 at 4:50 pm

Hi Cubbies, its me!
Mark Prior on September 30, 2004 at 4:50 pm

I demand to be traded.
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 4:51 pm

Dusty’s Destiny=
FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,
FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,
FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED,FIRED
CT on September 30, 2004 at 4:53 pm

Well, go Giants, I guess.
Yahtzee!!! on September 30, 2004 at 4:53 pm

Checkmate. See ya next year Andy, love your site. Hopefully we’ll have a better team with better hitters and a real closer for next year.

It sure was nice on a closing note to see Mark Prior back to his dominating self, we sure missed that sight all year long. Memo to Mark: get rest, get any medical attention you may need beginning RIGHT NOW, and come back strong and hungry next March.

Nice knowing you Moises Alou, Matt Clement, Tom Goodwin, Jose Macias, Kent Mercker, Mark Grudzielanek, Todd Walker, Nomar Garciaparra. Maybe Korey Patterson, Sammy Sosa, LaTroy Hawkins and Ramon Martinez too?

The Cubs will Jive in Twenty-Oh-Five!
Mike D. on September 30, 2004 at 4:54 pm

They weren’t going to go far in the playoffs anyway. This team was missing something all year. We all knew it, even if we wouldn’t cop to it. On paper, they should have won 95 games easily–even with the injuries.

It would have been nice to make the playoffs just to give the starters more experience, but what the hell.

I felt worse yesterday.

Hell, at least I get my playoff ticket payment credited to next year.

Go Bears.

P.S. Now that they’re basically out of it, Hendry should fire Matthews tomorrow. They did it with Acosta late season in ’01, they can certainly do it now.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 4:54 pm

Why in the HELL is Hard Bake signing an autograph in the dugout after that abortion of a game and series? And why would anyone want it?

Do you think Hendry finally realizes that this Rotisserie offense has got to be blown up?

I think the best we can hope for is a one-game playoff at this point.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 4:54 pm

Andy, time to someone to write the Fire Dusty column.

Do you want me to be the sacrificial lamb for it?
firedustybaker.com on September 30, 2004 at 4:55 pm

Is that domain taken yet?
Dusty's bookie on September 30, 2004 at 4:56 pm

OK Dusty, after throwing the last two games, you’re off the hook for that 20 large you owe.
Mike D. on September 30, 2004 at 4:56 pm

Oh, and thanks again Andy–you nobly (is that a word?) put up with the problems that came as a result of the increased popularity of this site.

Rest assured, I’ll be checking in for some Bears Doses this year.

Thanks again.

–Mike D.
KD on September 30, 2004 at 4:57 pm

Better times on channel 601.
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 4:57 pm

Good call, Mike D. Sarge will be canned and Dusty should be told they need to at least make the World Series in 2005 or he can have a well-paid vacation in 2006.
Recap on September 30, 2004 at 5:01 pm

Runs scored since Saturday in game Cubs won: 12.
Runs scored since Saturday in games Cubs lost: 11… (5 losses)…

Runs allowed in game Cubs won: 5.
Runs allowed in games Cubs lost: 20 (8 in one game)
Steve Stone on September 30, 2004 at 5:02 pm

I just all but called Dusty Baker a moron to his face in the postgame interview. I rule. Why aren’t I managing the team?
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 5:05 pm

Just for the record, this is really the fourth collapse for a Dusty team in the last five years in either the regular season or the postseason.

In 2000, the Giants won the NL West, and won Game 1 against the Mets in San Fran.

Game 2 and 3 were one-run extra-inning losses (Sound familiar?), and Game 4 was a one-hit shutout (Sound similiar?).

And this doesn’t even include a discussion of 2001.

The Giants were only 1.5 games back of Arizona that season at the end of 9/9.

While Arizona only went 11-8, the Giants could only muster 10-8 in the same stretch.
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 5:06 pm

Dusty’s postgame conference with the media goes like this:
Media: Dusty, what happened again today out there?
Dusty: Well it’s just a tough one. We had our chances earlier and just didn’t get it done. We’ll come back tomorrow and try to win. We have 3 games left and I’ve coddled,creampuffed,babied,(whatever way you want to describe it), this team the whole year. I will continue to suck everyone of my players dick until I get fired and move onto sucking the next team’s dicks. What can I say? I love how these guys suck on and off the field. That’s all I have to say. Next question goes to my son Darren. He has more balls then me.
Media: Darren, what do you think of your dad with managing this team this year?
Darren: I’ll be forgetting Father’s Day this coming year. My father is a gutless wonder. I hate him because he pampers his players more then me. I keep telling him that all his players are sorry ass choking motherfuckers unlike my t-ball team. I tried to get a practice game with them one time, but he said it would hurt the Cubs team’s feelings if my t-ball team came into Wrigley and beat the shit out of them. So we decided against it. He had some pipe dream about his team getting to the playoffs. I just laughed my ass off at him. What a joke, hey?
Next question, preferably about my t-ball team, which is more important then my dad and his bunch of fuckups.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 5:07 pm

The last line in #426 refers to the end of the 2001 season. Sorry.
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 5:07 pm

Yo Dude- you realize that you cats ain’t won 82+ 2 years in a row til i came around? How about you try and keep this team in the race with your three best players out for months at a time. What the hell else am I supposed to do with this bullpen dude? I can’t bat with the bases loaded dude. Lay off me.

Dude
Mike D #416 on September 30, 2004 at 5:09 pm

Good call there on both points. I agree, I felt worse yesterday, that’s when it ended. Prior sure answered questions about his grittiness at least, but man, our position players are just brutally awful. Totally sackless.

Which is why I agree about Sarge, I’d fire him before the night is out. Why wait? Wendell Kim, that’s a given. To be honest, I’d sheet-can Baker too, the guy is just mentally retarded, that’s all there is to it. He’s a "player’s manager", big whoop-de-doo. Make him a freaking dugout mascot then, or give him Julian Martinez’ job.

What this franchise needs is a hard-core, old-school, fundamentals based manager. Buck Showalter. Whitey Herzog. Dick Williams. That kind of manager. Someone that isn’t the players’ "buddy" but a mean-assed drill sergeant that kicks these pampered pussies in the ass, knows how to make out a lineup card, and can effectively manage a pitching staff.

But we know Hendry has no sack either, so it will be the same old crap next year.

Andy Dolan–>You da Man, don’t stop doin’ whatcha doin’, we’ll win the whole ball of wax sooner rather than later. Take the Chuck’s and Baker Basher’s of the world with a grain of salt and move on.
Jim Mora on September 30, 2004 at 5:10 pm

Playoffs? You guys talking playoffs?
BC Basher on September 30, 2004 at 5:12 pm

I hate you and your mother.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 5:16 pm

Make fun of Mora all you want (And, trust me, I have before), but at least he had the guts enough to call out the reporters asking him those dumb questions in that press conference.

Dusty would never call out anybody, no matter what they did.
Kidd on September 30, 2004 at 5:18 pm

Anybody have a link for the free agents that are available for next year??
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 5:19 pm

I forgot one thing, thanks Dolan for such a great website. It’s nice to know others’ feelings about such a pathetic team as the Cubs. So long, and closing the book on the 2004 Cunt of a team, we hope to throw these pieces of trash away after this 2004 season:
Baker, Rothchild,Pole,Clines, Matthews, Kim, Bako, Farnworthless, Hawkins, Mercker, Remlinger, Goodwin, Martinez, Patterson, Clement, Alou, and finally Sosa. Good riddens to all and to all fuck your future after the Cubs.
See you next year.
Baker Basher
To the guy who wrote as Dusty... on September 30, 2004 at 5:20 pm

Give me a goddam break. So because the franchise has sucked it’s ok for the manager to completely blow a playoff spot? Doesn’t that kind of make it WORSE to blow a gimme playoff spot? With the Cubs, the fans can recite the years of the playoff appearances from memory. It is NOT ok to blow a playoff appearance, especially when you have the pitching staff to win through the playoffs, if they get even a little bit of offense behind them. It’s inexusable. Baker’s a moron. He cost us in the playoffs last year (Guthrie vs. Lowell, game 1 NLCS, Prior in too long, game 6 NLCS, starters not used in relief, game 7 NLCS) and he’s done nothing but hurt this team this year. I really believe that if Steve Stone had managed this team this year, they’d have clinched a playoff spot this season already. How sad is that? He’s the ANNOUNCER and he’s better at managing than the manager. That’s pathetic. Baker and his Macias batting 2nd lineups and his pinchrunning for the go ahead run instead of the tying run and then the tying run gets thrown out at the plate and a hundred other mistakes can go to hell.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 5:21 pm

I still don’t understand what I’ve done to earn this bile. I hate having Korey Patterson on the team I root for. He’s had a brutal last 5 weeks. he had a brutal first 5 weeks. And there was July. He goes 0-6 today. Point that out and get bashed.

But pick on Paul Bako and Chip Caray every day and everyone laughs.

I guess the rule around here in not to point out the bad players who are supposed to be good. Just the bad ones who perform to expectations.
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 5:25 pm

For the last time about Dusty, I TOLD YOU SO!
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 5:25 pm

Thanks Dolan for the awesome website!!! This was my first Cub season associated with it. The Cubs need more speed for next year. Also more hit for average guys. How many doubles has this team hit the last month of the year? I bet not too many. If you are a line drive hitter at Wrigley, You will get twenty homers a year. That’s is what the Cubs need about four guys hitting 20 homers and 45 doubles. Not four guys hitting 35 homers. The leadoff spot is critical and needs to be addressed. Shortstop or the corner outfield spot is the spot to do it. And then the closer???? Good luck. If there is a deaf mute who can throw 100 mph and has control sign him ASAP. See you next year.
General Basher on September 30, 2004 at 5:25 pm

Chuck, right now everyone’s full of bile. I’m ready to kill my computer and anything that walks in my path. Don’t take it personally.
Chuck on September 30, 2004 at 5:30 pm

Well, Korey’s getting an earfull on WMVP. Nice.

Too bad Harry’s clueless about him being good all but the "last week or so."
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 5:30 pm

Yo Dude, it was cold in Game 1. Can you find me lighter cats than Guthrie or Veres?

If Sammy decides to have an average Sammy year we ain’t having this talk dude. It ain’t my job to get bullpen help dude.

It ain’t on me we had to play 46 games in 12 days. Dude.

These guys love playing for me. You want a redass like Bowa? Have ’em dude. I’ve managed 11 meaningless games in 11 years. I didn’t luck into that dude.

This ain’t on me dude.
CUBS OFFENSE on September 30, 2004 at 5:32 pm

THIS IS THE MAIN REASON FOR A FAILED SEASON!!!!!PERIOD THE END!!!!
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 5:33 pm

Is this not on you either Dusty?

Dusty Baker:

2004. We know what’s going on here.

2003. Manages team that loses last three games of NLCS after getting a 3-1 lead in said series. Team loses Game 6 in said series when team gives up eight runs in one inning after leading by 3.

2002. Manages team that loses last two games of World Series after getting a 3-2 lead in said series. Team loses Game 6 in said series when team gives up six runs in two innings after leading by 5.

2000. Manages team that loses last three games of NLDS after getting 1-0 lead in said series. Team loses Games 2 and 3 in said series by one run in extra innings. Loses Game 4 in said series when team can only get one hit.

1997. Manages team that gets swept in NLDS in three games. Not as excruciating as the preceding series mentioned, except for the fact the team loses Games 1 and 2 when they give up a run in the bottom of the 9th on the road.

There is a pattern here folks, it’s undeniable. And it’s NOT GOOD…
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 5:35 pm

Hey dude- I lost a one-game playoff in 1998. Remember that one?

All I can do is put em in a position to win dude. I can’t win it for ’em.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 5:37 pm

Dusty’s also 1-6 in his last seven postseason series-deciding games.

That’s awesome, dude…
Dusty's Dumbest move today on September 30, 2004 at 5:38 pm

Pinch hitting for Walker in the 9th
Dave B on September 30, 2004 at 5:43 pm

The thing about Corey, Hawkins, Alou, and Farns is that it would be suicide for Hendry to bring any of them back. These guys (and fairly deservedly so) are gonna take most of the heat for the 2004 failure. You think this year showed some impatient fans, wait till you hear it if/when these guys come back. I don’t mean suicide in the sense that Hendry loses his job, but it would be killing the team from the start (I guess I should call it an abortion).

I’m gonna spend the next couple of weeks decompressing. Tomorrow night, I’m attending a wedding in your neck of the woods. It’s for a pro hockey official, so there won’t be a safe beer in Northwest Suburbs. Saturday, I may just wander down by Wrigley and see if I can get in for $20 or so. Maybe it could be sort of a cleansing experience.

I’d like to join some of the others in thanking you for the site, Andy. It gives some of us a forum to vent some frustration and share a little humor. I can remember a lot of Septembers since I went to my first game as a toddler in ’69 where we didn’t have anything to get this mad, passionate, and wound up about. There were a lot of shots of faces in the crowd at the last two games, and you can see how much this thing matters to a whole lot of people. You just gotta remember that someday it’s gonna be The Biggest Party of All-Time.
Mantra on September 30, 2004 at 6:00 pm

Winning is fun. Losing isn’t. Now get on with your life.
Dusty on September 30, 2004 at 6:03 pm

How many games have you cats won? Unless your name is Sparky Anderson or Bobby Cox, lay off my shit. I ain’t someone’s nephew. I earned my place in the league. Hardasses like Showalter and Bowa ain’t had near the success of me. I may not be a genius like Bob Brenly in 2001 or Tony Pena in 2003, but I win consistently.

Torre. Cox. Name another manager whose been more successful than me in the last 10 years dude? Don’t give me that Larussa shit either.

Dude
T.J. Brown on September 30, 2004 at 6:22 pm

B.C.,

It’s one thing to question some of Baker’s move. He has made some bad moves, but I don’t think you can pin the lost season on him (if it’s a lost season… stranger things have happened!)

Sure, Dusty’s teams have all collapsed ultimately every season as you chronicled, but unless your name was Cito Gaston, Bobby Cox, Joe Torre, Jim Leyland, Bob Brenly, Mike Scioscia or Jack McKeon, you can say that about every other MLB manager since 1993 (Baker’s first year).

And of that group, which of them would you have instead of Baker? I’d say only Cox and Torre, and they’re already spoken for.

Tom Kelly, Lou Piniella, The Genius, Tommy Lasorda, Davey Johnson, Dick Howser, Sparky Anderson, Joe Altobelli, Whitey Herzog, Dallas Green, Chuck Tanner, Bob Lemon, Billy Martin, Alvin Dark, Dick Williams, Danny Murtaugh, Earl Weaver, Gil Hodges, Mayo Smith, Red Schoendienst, Walter Alston, Ralph Houk, Casey Stengel.

That’s a total of 30 managers that won the last 45 World Series.

Who can we lure? Stengel, Alston, Smith, Hodges, Murtaugh, Martin, Lemon and Howser are dead.
Cross them off the list, then.

That’s 22 to choose from.
Schoendienst, Houk, Weaver, Williams, Dark, Sparky Anderson, Chuck Tanner, Tommy Lasorda and Whitey Herzog are either just as good as dead, or not coming out of retirement.

OK, we have 13 left. As I said, Joe Torre and Bobby Cox aren’t going anywhere. That’s 11 left.

Who else?

Dallas Green? He’s 70, but maybe he’d get back in uniform, but do we really want Larry Bowa’s mentor?

Down to 10.

Joe Altobelli? Please.

Down to 9.

Davey Johnson? He did a bang-up job in Cincinnati, Baltimore and LA, didn’t he?

Down to 8.

Tom Kelly? If he can be lured by Andy McKenna.

OK, keep him on the list. 8 candidates.

The Genius? Yes, we all love LaRussa here.

Down to 7.

Lou Piniella? Who do you want to trade to Tampa for him…

Keep him on the list. We’re at 7.

Cito Gaston? If you think he’s a better manager than Dusty Baker, God bless you.

Down to 6.

Jim Leyland? Sure, and the Cubs might win a World Series if they don’t all get lung cancer from all that second-hand smoke…

Ah, keep him on the list. 6 candidates.

Bob Brenly? Didn’t Santo learn to hate him after a year in the booth with him?

Down to 5.

Mike Scioscia? I forgot. He’s probably spoken for, too. Also does his World Series count if it came at Dusty Baker’s expense?

Down to 4.

Jack McKeon? Does his World Series count when he beat Dusty Baker in the NLCS?

Down to 3.

OK, Tom Kelly, Lou Piniella and Jim Leyland are our options. If you can lure them to manage the Cubs, send Dusty away.

Otherwise, focus your ire on his selfish offense and on LaTroy Hawkins where it belongs.
B.C.'s "Fire Dusty" column on September 30, 2004 at 6:36 pm

The Cubs should fire Dusty Baker. On the other hand, maybe they shouldn’t. But they will fire him. Unless they don’t.

The world awaits.
Andy McKenna on September 30, 2004 at 6:40 pm

Actually, I doubt I could convince Tom Kelly to manage the Cubs if i couldn’t convince enough people to vote for me.

T.J.’s a dope. I think he means Andy MacPhail, although my dad is on the Tribune Co.’s Board of Directors.
Frank Chance on September 30, 2004 at 7:00 pm

I’ve won as a Cubs Manager. Dig me out of the grave!!!
President of the TJ Brown Fanclub on September 30, 2004 at 7:14 pm

You are the smartest man alive…BRILLIANT!
President of the B.C. Fanclub on September 30, 2004 at 7:15 pm

…I’m an assclown…
Steve the Sox fan on September 30, 2004 at 7:35 pm

Here’s to Chicago baseball!

When did Dolan’s site go back online, anyway?
The Fact of the Matter on September 30, 2004 at 7:36 pm

Dusty’s mismanaging (and it was severe all season) cost this team how many wins, do you think? Probably enough to not get them in the playoffs. I still don’t get why Steve Stone won’t manage the fucking team.
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 10:43 pm

Call me a sucker, but I still believe the Cubs can do this. The padres are having a ralley and I just think the Astrolls will choke!!!
Mark Prior and Kerry Wood on September 30, 2004 at 10:56 pm

Hey Dave B.,
We failed in 2003 and we got brought back and I don’t think people want us to leave.

The funny thing…there’s four months before spring training. Some of you won’t remember exactly how this went down. I think Corey, LaTroy and the Farns will survive.
Baker Basher on September 30, 2004 at 11:06 pm

Straw, are you fucking drunk or you smoking the lefty again? These bunch of fuckups are done. Dusty Baker should be done as the Cubs manager as well. You’ve heard the people speak. They are calling for that bastard’s head on the chopping block as early as Monday morning. That son of a bitch and his candyass assitants should be gone.
As far as the Astros are concerned, I’ll predict that they will go to the World Series. The Satanic Red Fowl have been sucking, the Braves luck will run out and get beat like last year, and the Dodgers have shown their vulnerabilities this past month. Once the Astros get to the World Series, they just might end up taking the whole fucking thing. I believe they will become last year’s Marlins.
With saying that, the Cubs are the biggest fucking disgrace this year. All those fucks should be released or traded to another team. Reassemble this whole fucking organization starting from the top and go to the bottom.
I think I’m done bitching about these fucking losers. I think all of us have bitched enough this year about such a useless subject.
Farns on September 30, 2004 at 11:08 pm

I do not think I will survive. I will want 2 million, not going to happen in Chicago, unless Sux will be bold.
Straw on September 30, 2004 at 11:17 pm

Let’s resemble a team with a great pitching staff. I have never dogged Prior and looked what happened today. Baker Basher please leave the cubdom. Life will be better without you. The bottom line is this team needs offense. You do not resemble a team when it is offensivly starved. We will have the pitching next year. Offense and speed is all we need for next year. A guy like Richard Lewis is all we need. Split time in right between Dubois and a guy like Lew Ford or Shannon Stewart and that is all we need.
B.C. on September 30, 2004 at 11:26 pm

Apparently on WGN Radio earlier tonight Stone was on and implied a "blockbuster" would be coming in the next couple days…

It almost certainly means one of the following three things, right???

1. Dusty fired/resigns
2. Sammy traded/opts out of contract
3. Alou finally finds documentable evidence of the grand umpiring conspiracy against the Cubs

Oops, I don’t think #3 will be happening anytime soon.
Avalokitesvara on October 1, 2004 at 1:10 am

Just exactly how clear do I have to make things here?

Pay attention, already.

"What does it mean to finish a great man’s work?"

"When hair is white, mind is not white."
Steve Stone and Chip Carey on October 1, 2004 at 1:13 am

It means that we are leaving the broadcast booth because the players hate us. We are so egotistical we think that the fans care who calls the Cubs games.
SD on October 1, 2004 at 2:37 am

How terrible that I had to leave the television to go to work with Michael Barrett batting with the bases loaded in extra innings. Even worse was getting off work and finding out all of this.

Regardless of how awful I feel about this loss, this season isn’t over yet, and I’ll be behind the Cubs until the season is over, even if they lose out while the Giants and Astros win out.

These are the Cubs, after all. The primary source of joy in life. Chicago Cubs baseball is the pinnacle of this existance, and I’ll hardly take it for anything less!

And as someone else already mentioned, don’t take this winning season for granted. I’ve witnessed many seasons where the Cubs failed to win 70 games. Now, how would we all feel if that were the case, eh?

Oh, and yeah good site Andy. I’ll be here for any Cub win or any Cub loss.
Re: #467 on October 1, 2004 at 7:29 am

Hey! Who let the pollyanna in the back door?
Cubs Players on October 1, 2004 at 7:57 am

The main reason Dusty is here is because we love playing for him.

Do you think we would play hard* for a guy we dislike like Steve Stone?

*-not that we played that hard anyway, but we would have all out quit on Stone.
Hey #469 on October 1, 2004 at 8:13 am

Keep in mind that many of you will not be here, ESPECIALLY King Punk–Grandpa Moises.

The larger question is, has there ever been a Jewish manager before?
RD on October 1, 2004 at 8:30 am

This is really disgusting. I could understand the shit that has been posted on here if this board was dedicated to the White Sox, who looked to cruise into the postseason only to have the wheels fall off and struggle to stay around .500 for the rest of the year. I could understand it if this was an Expos board where the 3 Expos fans could cry back and forth about being shat on by their team. But this is a Cubs board. Not a Riggleman or Baylor Cubs board, but a 2-winning season in a row Cubs board. It sounds like a bunch of bitchy Red Sox fans who think it’s their birthright to win a WS every year just because they’ve stuck with the Red Sox for so long. Get over yourselves. In all likelyhood, the Cubs season is officially over on Sunday (but realistically over 3 days ago). In the grand scheme of things, your life is not affected. Baker will be back next year, as will Prior, Wood, Z and Maddux, and they’ll make another run at it. It’s baseball, not the epicenter of the universe. Stop whining; it’s pathetic. I, for one, will be at today’s game, celebrating the $5.25 Old Style, enjoying a Wood outing. Who knows, maybe a baseball game will even break out.
Jim Hendry on October 1, 2004 at 8:42 am

Hey arsehole,

First of all, these fans are entitled to their opinion. You’re misplacing your anger because this retarded gang of misfits has rendered your experience today moot.

I put a 90+ million dollar team out there and a manager making 3.5 million a year. Injuries or not, this team should have clinched a playoff birth by now. Instead, I’m going to have to explain to Dennis Fitzimmons why, with all of
that money invested, we didn’t.

Enjoy yourself today, I’ve got a severance package for Gary Matthews that I need to write up.
Sarge's Severance on October 1, 2004 at 8:48 am

How about a boat in the middle of Lake Michigan with a bomb attached to it.
Chuck on October 1, 2004 at 9:24 am

Perhaps what Stone was referring to was the rumor of a Sosa-to-the-Mets trade.

God, would that be amazingly cool!
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Cubs Live! — Cincinnati Reds at Cubs, 1:20 p.m. CDT

Jul 22, 2004 | Andy | 158 comments

Pitching matchup
Reds: Cory Lidle 6-7, 4.79 ERA
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The Bright One on July 22, 2004 at 1:32 pm

Just like the Tribune, gamecast is late today!
Desipio IT department on July 22, 2004 at 1:35 pm

We were going to wait until the Cubs scored, but we didn’t want to hang around until almost four o’clock.
Mad Dog on July 22, 2004 at 1:36 pm

Did I get my nickname from the way I attack hitters, whizzing fastballs on the first pitch, or is it because of the seriously weird jaw line and seeming overbite?

Just curious…
Cub fans on July 22, 2004 at 1:38 pm

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
dumbstruck on July 22, 2004 at 1:40 pm

Bako threw out a runner?
Desipio IT department on July 22, 2004 at 1:41 pm

Make that 1:41
Over the Hill Disease on July 22, 2004 at 1:41 pm

I’ve jumped from Moises to Sammy.
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 1:42 pm

It all in the wrists.
Moises on July 22, 2004 at 1:42 pm

Anyone smell smoke?
Never Even Reached the Foothills Disease on July 22, 2004 at 1:43 pm

Infects Macias, Gabor, and Wendell Kim.
The Coach on July 22, 2004 at 1:46 pm

This seems like a good bunting situation, but then again Bako and Maddux are up next. I bet runners get stranded.
Alex Gonzalez on July 22, 2004 at 1:48 pm

I don’t want to go to Montreal.
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Sean Casey's leg on July 22, 2004 at 1:48 pm

Gotdamnint, Sean. Stop running me into things. You’re slow, you’re uncoordinated and if it doesn’t hit you in the glove you aren’t going to catch it anyway.
pd on July 22, 2004 at 1:48 pm

A sore calf? I thought the Cardinals had already left town.
Jim Edmonds' Monday night "entertainment" on July 22, 2004 at 1:49 pm

Moo.

Ow.

Moo.

Ow.

Moo.

Ow.

Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Gabor P. Bako II on July 22, 2004 at 1:50 pm

It’s the Reds! I actually drive in runs against them!
Santo on July 22, 2004 at 1:50 pm

"Casey tore his pants in the back…"

Haw-Haw! Fatty like cake! Now he split his pants like a fatty fat fat.
Andy on July 22, 2004 at 1:51 pm

The good news is that with Alex, Gabor and Greg following E-ramis that he won’t get hurt running the bases. He’ll just get stuck on whatever base he’s at when they come up.
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 1:51 pm

Time to be the hero.
Sean Farley on July 22, 2004 at 1:51 pm

Singing:
Fat guy in some little pants.
Fat guy in some little pants.
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 1:52 pm

I think I’ve discovered something.

I’m not good at playing professional baseball.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 1:53 pm

I’ve told my guys I don’t believe in situational hitting. I and the fans only care about homeruns. To hell with this nickel and dime jimmy jack bullsh*t.
Cory Lidle on July 22, 2004 at 1:53 pm

Wait, when I get to the Alou-Lee-Ramirez part of the order why don’t I just walk them? It’s not like Gonzalez, Bako or Maddux can hit anything. And if one of them does, Grudzielanek’s back there to get me off the hook.
TD on July 22, 2004 at 1:55 pm

So glad to have you back Gonzo. Just what we need is another jackass swinging for the fences when a bunt works just as well.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 1:55 pm

My team is so good we don’t even need a full batting order to hit. All we have to do is ride Sammy like I rode Barry. Barry and Sammy … I love being on teams with old homerun hitters.
Bako on July 22, 2004 at 1:55 pm

Everything is back to normal. I struck out with two men on base and only one out.
Javier Valentin on July 22, 2004 at 1:57 pm

I am Jose baby’s brother
An idea on July 22, 2004 at 1:57 pm

What if he set Gabor up with Paris Hilton for 1 night with all the drugs she wants. Then if all goes according to plan, Gabor will get sucked into her huge gaping vagina and never be heard from again.
Michael Barrett on July 22, 2004 at 1:57 pm

Well Greg, you’ve got only yourself to blame.
Javier Valentin on July 22, 2004 at 1:57 pm

Wait–I mean Jose’s baby brother!

Even though we both look like Freddy Mercury
Greg Maddux on July 22, 2004 at 1:59 pm

Hey, why don’t I give up a homer to a guy who’s hitting .182 this year?
Ryan Freel on July 22, 2004 at 2:00 pm

It was more fun when I ran into that old lady in Los Angeles. Derrek Lee is frickin’ huge.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 2:01 pm

Yes, we have the Reds’ signs.
Paul Bako on July 22, 2004 at 2:01 pm

Because we’re on the same team, Greg.
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 2:01 pm

Keep running, Reds!
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 2:03 pm

Dusty,

I think me throwing out 2 guys has earned me at least another 10 years on the Cubs roster. I should probably get a few more starts too, but I’m not going to press my luck. I’m a team player.
still dumbstruck on July 22, 2004 at 2:03 pm

Bako threw out another runner?
Chip on July 22, 2004 at 2:04 pm

Obviously, it’s so hot today that you don’t want to see too many players getting on base.
Grudz on July 22, 2004 at 2:06 pm

Hey I’m on base
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 2:06 pm

#37,

I’ve got a cannon. Remember I’m the defensive specialist on this team. I can catch the ball from pretty much any sub-90 thrower on the team.
Chip on July 22, 2004 at 2:07 pm

Pujols has just got to win the gold glove this year.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 2:07 pm

Good job, Grud. Now I will use you at leadoff every day no matter what. Hell, you didn’t even need to get that base hit, I was gonna do it anyway.
Sammy's Batting Average on July 22, 2004 at 2:08 pm

I’m going down quicker than Cindy Sandberg
Moises Alou!!!!!!! on July 22, 2004 at 2:09 pm

I’m back, bitches!
Sammy on July 22, 2004 at 2:09 pm

If we would have been playing at the little league park with the wind blowing out, that would have been a homerun. I help this team with my arm, my bat, my legs, and my mind.
Mo Alou on July 22, 2004 at 2:09 pm

Hee hee, I passed it off onto Sammy. Another homer for me!
Judy Baar-Topinka on July 22, 2004 at 2:09 pm

Hey, Gabor (can I call you Gabby?):

Since it’s obvious you aren’t doing anything important between now and Nov. 2, how’d you like to be a Senate candidate?

We’ll let you ride around the state in one of the Tollway Authority helicopters, you won’t need to make too many trips to East St. Louis though.

You’ll have to spend a few days at Madison Square Garden for the Republican Convention, and you will have to debate Barack Obama, a polished speaker and policy maker, which could make you look bad.

But then again, you have no trouble looking bad.

Please consider it, but if you can’t run, maybe I can talk Alex Gonzalez, Kent Mercker, Chip Caray or Ronnie Woo-Woo…
Moses Alou on July 22, 2004 at 2:10 pm

Centrum A-Zinc.

I’m ready for the endorsements.
Jerry Seinfeld on July 22, 2004 at 2:11 pm

Sweet fancy Moises!
Aloouuuu on July 22, 2004 at 2:11 pm

What’s that in my rearview mirror?

Oh, my slump. I bashed that slump good.

Where’s my celebratory chaw?
Moses Alou on July 22, 2004 at 2:12 pm

Sorry Cub fans. I had a urinary tract infection and couldn’t piss on my hands. I’m off medication and pissing better than ever.
Andy on July 22, 2004 at 2:13 pm

Moises v. the Reds this year.

16-35 (.474) six homers, 12 RBI.

He’s got a little Bako in him.
Vegas on July 22, 2004 at 2:13 pm

100:99 odds that the cubs have a 1-2-3 inning in the bottom of the 4th.
Mrs. Bako on July 22, 2004 at 2:15 pm

#52:

I’M supposed to be the ONLY person who has a little Bako in me. Who’s this Moises person?
Vegas Odds on July 22, 2004 at 2:17 pm

What are we for Sammy throwing his back out again from his swing?
Judy Baar-Topinka on July 22, 2004 at 2:19 pm

Mrs. Bako,

Are you trying to say Paul has had sex with you, or at least tried to?

Tell him nevermind.

I guess it’s Chip Caray Senate ’04…

"Because fewer people watch C-Span than WGN."
Devil on July 22, 2004 at 2:21 pm

It’s getting chilly down here.
Alex Gonzalez on July 22, 2004 at 2:21 pm

Whoa, hit for me, a hit for Grud, and suddenly Alou’s hitting homers again! What is this, pity day from the baseball gods?
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 2:22 pm

Surprise! I can fly for a catcher! My batting average will be over .190 now!
Devil on July 22, 2004 at 2:23 pm

For real who’s screwing around with the thermostat.
Alex Gonzalez on July 22, 2004 at 2:23 pm

Please don’t trade me Mr. Hendry!
Halloween on July 22, 2004 at 2:23 pm

Who’s the gamer in the Bako suit?
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 2:24 pm

#59 … It’s .200 BEYOTCH!!! I’ve hit the Mendoza Line and I beat Alex to it.
Dusty Baker on July 22, 2004 at 2:24 pm

They’ll never expect me to have Maddux swing away…
CBS Sportsline on July 22, 2004 at 2:24 pm

Bako just shut us down
The Grudmaster General on July 22, 2004 at 2:25 pm

Three run jack, bitches!

My first three RBI since I hit that three run jack against the Sox just the other day!

(Just the other day was June 25).
Mark Grudzielanek on July 22, 2004 at 2:25 pm

How do ya like that?
Devil on July 22, 2004 at 2:25 pm

Damnit are we hanging meat in here or something. I thought this was supposed to be Hell.
Baseball Gods on July 22, 2004 at 2:25 pm

Seriously, Grud with a homer? Bako and Gonzalez on base? What a weird, weird day…
Grud on July 22, 2004 at 2:26 pm

Hey, my 6th RBI in 80-some at-bats! You know it had to happen some day.
Jim Hendry on July 22, 2004 at 2:26 pm

and they told me I could build a team around the home run.

P.S. Dusty if you don’t get rid of Wendall, then I’ll just have all our players hit homeruns.
Jim Hendry on July 22, 2004 at 2:27 pm

sorry that’s couldn’t. I was just getting excited over all the great players our team has. We really don’t need a blockbuster trade.
Grud on July 22, 2004 at 2:28 pm

My trade value just went up. Didja see that, Steinbrenner? Pay no attention to the statline, just note that I have a proficiency to hit 3 run homers! At least twice.
Dugout Bench on July 22, 2004 at 2:30 pm

Maybe you should stay on me a for a few days Sammy
Sammy Sosa on July 22, 2004 at 2:31 pm

How’s my trade value buddy? I need to go somewhere that they don’t boo the players. Maybe New York, or Boston…
No. 31 on July 22, 2004 at 2:32 pm

Hey, why don’t I give up ANOTHER homer to a guy who’s hitting .182 this year?
Manny Ramirez on July 22, 2004 at 2:32 pm

You can’t come to Boston buddy
Homeless Expos fabs on July 22, 2004 at 2:33 pm

Sammy, we (all 5 of us) don’t boo our players. Just ask Michael.
Vital Stat on July 22, 2004 at 2:33 pm

John Valentin:

Before today 50 games – 3 homers

Today – 2 homers
Pat on July 22, 2004 at 2:34 pm

The Cubs have a lead after 4 1/2 and I am now actively praying for rain.

Get Skillet on the phone, stat!
Gabor Bako on July 22, 2004 at 2:34 pm

Okay, I can feel it. My first homer as a Cub is happening TODAY. If Grudzielanek can do it, so can I.
Tom Skilling on July 22, 2004 at 2:35 pm

An Albertan Clipper has blown into parts of hell today, giving them their first subzero day since Ed Nealy hit a 3-pointer in the waning seconds of a Bulls-Cleveland game in 1996.

The storm system will be pushed out by a large mass of hot air from the Gulf Region, and normalcy will resume when Paul Bako enters his next 2-24 slump tomorrow.
Michael Barrett on July 22, 2004 at 2:35 pm

#78, would you guys stop following me?
John Valentin's mustache on July 22, 2004 at 2:35 pm

You must have me confused with my brother, Javier. My cousins Francisco, Javier, Jr., Sancho and Pepe will be making appearances soon.
Grudzielanek on July 22, 2004 at 2:36 pm

Shut up Bako you suck
Devil on July 22, 2004 at 2:36 pm

Thanks Tom. I’m glad to know this is only temporary. I’d go collect on some of my contracts today, but it’s just too cold down here today.
Paola Boivin on July 22, 2004 at 2:36 pm

That three way trade between the Yankees-Cubs-Diamonbacks for Randy Johnson was:

Yankees get: Mark Grudzielanek and Randy Johnson
Diamondbacks get: Bubba Crosby
Cubs get: Felix Heredia
Consistency on July 22, 2004 at 2:36 pm

Looking at the box score, we are due to hang a 4 on the board.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4?
The Philadelphia Experiment on July 22, 2004 at 2:37 pm

Wood-Zambrano-Prior visit Philly this weekend.

I think we’re on to something here.
Bako on July 22, 2004 at 2:37 pm

In every game except today’s and that White Sox one, you have, too, Grudzy.
Bill Hohn on July 22, 2004 at 2:37 pm

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!
Tom Skilling, again on July 22, 2004 at 2:38 pm

Well, Pat, here’s the radar

According to that, Wrigley Field should have been drenched 15 minutes ago.
Todd Hummel? on July 22, 2004 at 2:38 pm
Grudzielanek on July 22, 2004 at 2:38 pm

Take a look at last season Paul
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 2:39 pm

Yes, #88, my grand slam WILL be during this inning.
Chip Caray on July 22, 2004 at 2:39 pm

It’s too hot for Moises to score from first on a double. Now he’ll have to urinate on himself just to cool off. That Wendell Kim is reckless.

By the way it’s 7-2 Cubs now, and will be about 10-3 when Valentin hits his third homer off Maddux to lead off the seventh.
Wendall Kim on July 22, 2004 at 2:39 pm

Damnit Moses. You were supposed to slow up so you could get thrown out. I’m going for the Major League record .
The Devil on July 22, 2004 at 2:40 pm

I’ve already come to get Cory Lidle, don’t make me come after you, Bako.
Situational Hitting on July 22, 2004 at 2:41 pm

Glad to see you guys found me.
D. Lee on July 22, 2004 at 2:41 pm

No Wendall, I will not run home from 2nd base on a sacrifice fly.
Alex Gonzalez on July 22, 2004 at 2:42 pm

If this one game makes Hendry think no changes need to be made, that would really suck. But at least we’ll probably get this one.
Moises Alou on July 22, 2004 at 2:42 pm

Sorry Wendell, I couldn’t see you hidden behind that high infield grass.
Dusty Baker on July 22, 2004 at 2:42 pm

You know, Satan, if it’s cold down there, you’d be better off using white players, like Bako, whose ancestry were places white people come from like Sweeden and Norway and places like that.

When it gets hot up there, you should retrieve Albert Pujols and Ray King because they’re dark skinned and they work better in the extreme heat.
Sloth on July 22, 2004 at 2:42 pm

Good for Moises Alou. I’m glad.

Now, can we make some trades already?
Am I Really Watching The Cubs? on July 22, 2004 at 2:43 pm

Am I dreaming?
Jim Hendry phone call to Theo Epstein on July 22, 2004 at 2:43 pm

Hey Theo, Hendry here.

Yeah, you know how Nomar was going to the player to be named in the Gutierrez deal? Never mind. Alex Gonzalez has two hits today! He’s like Nomar without the hook nose and lesbian wife.

Get back to me on that Mark Prior for Trot Nixon deal, though. Trot’s a cool name. I’m going to name my next dog, Trot.

By the way, my wife left me. Do you think you could help me out? I just need you to sing the Creighton fight song in a falsetto while I jerk off with a plastic grocery bag.

Hello?

Theo?
Santo on July 22, 2004 at 2:43 pm

I just called A-Gonz "Louie".

I am more concerned with how to work in "This Old Plug" than getting the names right.
Late breaking Business News on July 22, 2004 at 2:44 pm

It’s just been reported that Bako, Grudz, Alou, and Gonzalez have all signed a new 6mo. deal with the Devil. Details were not disclosed.

In other news, negotiations between the Devil and Sammy Sosa have come to a stand still. Apparently the hold up there is that Sammy wants to hit 1 Billion homeruns in a year.
Francis Beltran on July 22, 2004 at 2:47 pm

Any truth to the rumor that I was called up between innings to pitch in this game?
Tom Skilling, again on July 22, 2004 at 2:48 pm

"Is this heaven?"

"No, this is NIU."

"Oh, well then this must be Hell, and it’s clear yet still chilly."
The Picture Of Tom Skilling on July 22, 2004 at 2:50 pm

I’m frickin huge
Question ... on July 22, 2004 at 2:50 pm

How many teams actually have their two best hitters batting 5th and 6th. I thought they usually batted around 3rd or 4th in the so called "heart" of the order.
Skilling picture caption on July 22, 2004 at 2:51 pm

"Don’t you ever call me an ass-clown again."
Picture's too big on July 22, 2004 at 2:52 pm

Idiot.
Triple-digit pitch count on July 22, 2004 at 2:54 pm

Greg,

Will you be needing me today?
Greg on July 22, 2004 at 2:54 pm

Trip,

No. No, I don’t believe so…
Maddux on July 22, 2004 at 2:55 pm

62 pitches so far
Satan on July 22, 2004 at 2:56 pm

6 months is pretty optimistic, #108. I’m just taking this a day at a time…
Sammy on July 22, 2004 at 2:57 pm

I suck. I really should give up the 3rd spot, but then I wouldn’t be able to cost this team 5 outs a game.
Moises Alou on July 22, 2004 at 2:57 pm

Don’t worry Sammy, they’re actually saying "Alou" today.
Opinions on July 22, 2004 at 2:57 pm

Where’s Dr. Obvious when you need him…?

Is Maddux doing another second-half rebound? He looks sharp (2 homers to Valentin not withstanding).
Wendall on July 22, 2004 at 2:58 pm

Damnit Korey. I’m talking to my buddy Dusty and we are going to get you bench for disobeying signals. I clearly sent you home just then.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 2:59 pm

Sammy, you hit a homer yesterday so you’re staying in the 3 hole forever. I’m also going to get Jim Hendry to sign Grud to a contract for as long as I’m managing this team stat. I want this guy leading off every game!
Another Caption on July 22, 2004 at 2:59 pm

No this is a corn FIELD, Tom. Corn HOLED is what’s going to be happening to your brother.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 2:59 pm

Someone might get thrown out? I’m going home too then.
Gabor Bako on July 22, 2004 at 3:00 pm

Noooo, that was supposed to be my grand slam! Damn you, Aramis.
Adding to an 8-2 Lead. on July 22, 2004 at 3:00 pm

Where was I Tuesday?
Matt Clement on July 22, 2004 at 3:01 pm

How come I don’t get this kind of run support?
Jeff Skilling on July 22, 2004 at 3:02 pm

Someone mention me?

When Satan calls in one of his deals, it sure is a bitch.

Speaking of a bitch, I belong to a big guy named Bubba.
CT on July 22, 2004 at 3:02 pm

We could have used that grand slam in the 9th against St. Louis, E-Ramis, but we’ll take it anyway.
Cub Trade Bait on July 22, 2004 at 3:04 pm

Look at us, we’re offensive power houses! Sheesh, Hendry ought to try and move some of us today. We’re liable to never not suck this much again.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 3:05 pm

Aramis for hitting that big homerun I’m going to reward you with some bench time. I can’t have you getting too good you know.
Sammy holds a guy to a single... on July 22, 2004 at 3:05 pm

…for the first time since Jim Edgar was Governor.
Andy on July 22, 2004 at 3:08 pm

Sloth,
Calm down. The American girl singers have an average age of nine.
Greg Maddux on July 22, 2004 at 3:09 pm

When’s the last time I pitched back to back complete games?
Chip on July 22, 2004 at 3:10 pm

I think I’ll impress the American Girl singers with my vast knowledge of Albie Pujols.
The Cubs on July 22, 2004 at 3:11 pm

For that matter when was our last laugher?
Chip on July 22, 2004 at 3:13 pm

The Cubs can only score when they hit homers. That’s ten runs on homers today.
Greggie on July 22, 2004 at 3:13 pm

I went the distance against Arizona Sept. 7, 2000 and then Florida Sept. 13, 2000. Blanked both of them.
Greg Maddux on July 22, 2004 at 3:16 pm

I’m a 2nd halfer because I don’t want to get caught up in that whole All-Star mess. I’d rather pitch .500 ball in the first half, then pitch like .900 ball the 2nd half when it matters.
1988 on July 22, 2004 at 3:17 pm

Did you learn that lesson from me, Greg?
Macias on July 22, 2004 at 3:23 pm

I have just solidfied myself as a potential candiate for Scrub of the Year.
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 3:25 pm

What’s that Ronnie-Woo-Woo? You want me to talk to Sammy about wrists?
Re: 129 on July 22, 2004 at 3:26 pm

They should name Minute Maid Park "The Skilling Field"
Bizarro World on July 22, 2004 at 3:29 pm

Grudzielanek 2-5 3 RBI
Alou 4 3-4 3 RBI
Gonzalez 1-4 1 RBI
Bako 1-4

Remember, Hendry, this is not the norm. Feel free to make some trades anyway.
Gabor on July 22, 2004 at 3:36 pm

Happy 298th, Greggie.
Wrigley Field on July 22, 2004 at 3:37 pm

Will I be open when the Cubs return to town?
Mayor Daley on July 22, 2004 at 3:38 pm

Nope. I’m shutting ya down.
Comiskey Park on July 22, 2004 at 3:44 pm

Remember Me, Mayor?
Sloth on July 22, 2004 at 3:45 pm

OK, WHEW!

I’m done, just pitched my own double-header after the seventh inning stretch, if you know what I mean.
Dusty on July 22, 2004 at 5:14 pm

Crap, more suspensions to keep track off. Z gets 5 games, Hawk 3.
bullpen basher on July 22, 2004 at 5:19 pm

great win today. we’re finally getting rid of that hitting flu bug gradually.
i just would like to know what the hell is jim hendry waiting on regarding trades.
1) get the gonzo for cabrera thing done
2)let’s get stairs or burnitz in here for some pop off the bench(rumor has it hollandsworth won’t be 100% for awhile)
3)we need at least 1(preferably 2) solid bullpen pitchers

that’s about all i can see hendry trying to do. the rest of these clowns just have to perform. i’d like to at least see these trades take place after this weekend.

props to greggie throwing another awesome complete game. i wish wood and prior would take notes on that. if you throw under 100 pitches it can be done. maddux even struck out 6 guys with no wallks. oh, prior and wood love those full counts to drive their pitch counts up. i’ll be surprised if prior goes on sunday. we need a sweep in philly. if we get that, we can turn this bus around.
GO CUBBIES!
Matty Mo on July 22, 2004 at 5:26 pm

Where’s my suspension for admitting that I threw at Corey Patterson on purpose? Doesn’t MLB claim that it’s supposed to be about intent?
T.J. Brown on July 22, 2004 at 5:39 pm

bullpen basher, have a name?
Why do you want Burnitz or Stairs?
Hollandsworth apparently is doing a short stint at Iowa or West Tenn next week, so he’ll be back for August and September.
Is a bullpen pitcher the same as a bullpen catcher?
We have 8 days until the trade deadline, and it might just be a buyer’s market here in the next few days. Does Hendry have to hurry up like Ed Lynch did in 1998?
Can you really ask two power pitchers, ages 27 and 24, to pitch like a wily 38-year-old veteran who can hardly break a pane of glass with his "fastball?"
Do you have to call the Cubs the Cubbies?
That is all.
whitesoxinteractive.com on July 22, 2004 at 6:35 pm

Ask before posting pictures from me, beyotch!
The Trib Sucks on July 22, 2004 at 11:05 pm

Jesus. From the Trib: "Baker’s decision to stick with Mark Grudzielanek at second base in hopes of getting him on a hot streak paid off Thursday. Grudzielanek hit a three-run homer."

Yes, it paid off on a day where the Cubs scored tons of runs anyway, and DIDN’T pay off during the Brewers sweep or most of the other games Grud started in. It’s fine that Dusty kept running out a cold leadoff bat this whole month because Grud finally managed a 2 hit game? Utter crap.
Denny Hocking on July 23, 2004 at 8:33 am

Beware, NL central. I am the latest scrapheap pickup of the Cubs.
Crystal Ball on July 23, 2004 at 4:09 pm

Hendry’s trading you to Boston for future considerations, Denny.

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