Oh, no Beege hurt his leg! Well, he’ll just be easier to catch from behind. ;)
Sling Blade
on June 16, 2004 at 8:14 pm
Time for me to come in…Mmmm-hmmmm…I like that potted meat and those biscuits…
Mike Remlinger
on June 16, 2004 at 8:17 pm
My 8.44 ERA is very intimidating.
Greggie
on June 16, 2004 at 8:18 pm
I taught Remlinger that "have them tap it back to the mound" move in Atlanta.
After seven, still 2-1 Cubs.
Sling Blade
on June 16, 2004 at 8:18 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm comebacker
George Grande
on June 16, 2004 at 8:20 pm
I cannot believe I am still around broadcasting baseball games…I remember I was the anchor for some fringe TV station out of Connecticut about 25 years ago…I wonder how that turned out.
Todd
on June 16, 2004 at 8:21 pm
Fear my mullet! Fear it, I say!
The Beege
on June 16, 2004 at 8:22 pm
I got it! I got it!
Ouch!
I hate this f***ing hill!
It’s not soft and inviting like Chippy’s pecs!
Rick Sutcliffe
on June 16, 2004 at 8:23 pm
That hill needs to go!
Chip
on June 16, 2004 at 8:24 pm
Is Craiggy OK? How’s his hiney?
Andy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:24 pm
The Cubs are showing off this no out magic!
Let's live this place up a bit
on June 16, 2004 at 8:27 pm
Corey
on June 16, 2004 at 8:27 pm
First pitch that, you homos!
Three bags.
Dear George,
on June 16, 2004 at 8:27 pm
Come back to Bristol. You can actually do the same act for 25 years and get paid HUGE money for it. Plus, they don’t care how fat I get. John Madden taught me all I needed to know about riding you act until it limps like Santo.
Sincerely,
Boomer
Jon Leicester
on June 16, 2004 at 8:29 pm
Hey, I’m the mopup guy!
Chuck
on June 16, 2004 at 8:30 pm
Isn’t the benefit of winning the All-Star Game that the winning league gets Game #1 and not Game #7?
Carlos Lee
on June 16, 2004 at 8:31 pm
my hit streak is done
so are the Sux
WTF?
on June 16, 2004 at 8:31 pm
Is it 4-1 or 15-1?
Remlinger
on June 16, 2004 at 8:32 pm
why am I batting?
Chuck
on June 16, 2004 at 8:32 pm
Astros are losing 4-1. Bears are losing 15-1.
GlenDon Rusch
on June 16, 2004 at 8:33 pm
Hey, I can pinch hit fer chrissakes! You don’t need to use Remlinger!
Dusty
on June 16, 2004 at 8:33 pm
I’m saving a pinch-hitter for the next time the pitcher’s spot come up. Of course, that will probably be tomorrow, but I’m trying to plan ahead.
The Real Dusty
on June 16, 2004 at 8:35 pm
I’m saving the pen for tomorrow. A win tomorrow and the Astros will be "Khrushchev’d".
Johnnie B.
on June 16, 2004 at 8:36 pm
I’ve been reading the site and I’ve noticed that Rem actually does better against RH, so cut me a break, will ya?
Chippy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:36 pm
Am I talking about how Remlinger tired himself out in that at-bat?
Andy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:36 pm
Gail, like like Vincent Price in…any Vincent Price movie…breaks the dangerous news to us that Vernon Wells is on the DL. Honestly, unless he’s on your fantasy team, do you care?
Apparently, the only Cubs pitchers available right now are Remlinger and LeICEster. I’m starting to throw up in my mouth.
Jimy Kruschev
on June 16, 2004 at 8:37 pm
We lose tomorrow and I bang shoe on dugout!
Jose Macias
on June 16, 2004 at 8:38 pm
Let me pitch!
The Farns
on June 16, 2004 at 8:39 pm
Don’t make me come in with runners on! You know how I hate that.
Bobby Cox
on June 16, 2004 at 8:39 pm
Maybe I’ll send Mazzone out there to talk to Remlinger…I better get Smoltz up in the pen to nail this one down…
You mean, this isn’t the Braves?
Kent
on June 16, 2004 at 8:40 pm
i can’t hit the ball so there must be some vasoline on it
Todd Walker
on June 16, 2004 at 8:41 pm
I turn the pivot like shit, don’t I?
Berkman
on June 16, 2004 at 8:41 pm
Nice slide asshole!
Right on cue
on June 16, 2004 at 8:41 pm
Who’s coming back on Saturday?
The Beege
on June 16, 2004 at 8:42 pm
Hey Jeff! I have Vaseline on my balls!
Gurdz
on June 16, 2004 at 8:42 pm
i paid Berkman to do that
Cubs Disabled List
on June 16, 2004 at 8:42 pm
Plenty of good seats available!
Steve Stone
on June 16, 2004 at 8:43 pm
I just said Bagwell is on ‘roids!
OK, so he said it was anti-inflammatories, but I’m sure Mike Murphy won’t remember that tomorrow during this high pitched shriek fest.
Andy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:44 pm
I’m not sure about sending Remlinger a pizza if he gets the three inning save, but I will send him one if he gets a freakin’ haircut.
Good field, no hit
on June 16, 2004 at 8:44 pm
That’s all you need to play CF on this team, bitch!
Patterson
on June 16, 2004 at 8:44 pm
sausage and mushroom please
Corey
on June 16, 2004 at 8:44 pm
i can catch better than goodwin, bitches!
Corey Patterson
on June 16, 2004 at 8:44 pm
I’d just like to tell all of you who don’t think I can hit, field or run to go fuck yourselves. I’ve done all three tonight.
We
on June 16, 2004 at 8:45 pm
Get shut out by CARL PAVANO!
TempConnect Job Service
on June 16, 2004 at 8:46 pm
Hello? Mr. Williams? Yes sir, we’ve been expecting your call. Do you have any managerial experience? You do? We might have something for you in Yakima, Washington. It’s a Denny’s.
New marketing effort for Sox
on June 16, 2004 at 8:47 pm
They: Beat up on Andy Pettitte’s boyfriend.
We: Get shut out by Alyssa Milano’s boyfriend.
No field, no hit
on June 16, 2004 at 8:47 pm
Now, playing first base for Houston…
Kirk Bullinger's Ears
on June 16, 2004 at 8:48 pm
We’re big. But not as big as Jim’s.
Hey, nice grab Bagwell. You suck!
I can’t believe I left New Orleans for this.
Cubbies
on June 16, 2004 at 8:48 pm
we’ve set down so good bunts tonight
BALCO
on June 16, 2004 at 8:49 pm
Sorry Mr. Bagwell. We’re out of business. You have to do it on your own now.
However, we can you a deal on some vintage Tower of Power CDs!
On-field mic
on June 16, 2004 at 8:49 pm
WALKER: Let me get this straight…I get my legs taken out from under me, get left for dead out there and then I have to beat out a grounder and then bust my hump to second to move up on a bunt…For Christ’s sake, when’s Grud coming back?
BALCO
on June 16, 2004 at 8:49 pm
It’s tough to type from prison.
Andy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:50 pm
Steve said, "Bullinger’s a sidewinder so Alou will get a good look at his pitches."
Unless, he hides them behind those enormous Dumbo ears.
E-ramis
on June 16, 2004 at 8:51 pm
I think I should be an All-Star and not Mike Lowell. I’m better, I’m younger, I’m prettier and I have one more testicle.
Jack McKeon
on June 16, 2004 at 8:53 pm
I’m going to take Hee Seop, Cabrera, Lowell, Dontrelle, Davey Concepcion, Ed Whitson and Gene Tenace…
Where’s my milk?
LaTroy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:54 pm
No comment, bitch!
Jack McKeon's pudding spoon
on June 16, 2004 at 8:55 pm
Andy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:56 pm
Steve says the reason the Astros suck at home is The Beege. I agree.
Chip says it’s because the Astros bullpen "isn’t as invincible as it used to be."
Are there degrees of invincibility? Can you be partially invincible?
LaTroy
on June 16, 2004 at 8:58 pm
And no drama either
Griffey Jr
on June 16, 2004 at 8:58 pm
This just in
I’ve grounded intto a double play
Chip
on June 16, 2004 at 8:58 pm
Apparently I think losing Adam freaking Everett is akin to losing to Sosa, Ruth, or DiMaggio.
Your 2004 Chicago Cubs
on June 16, 2004 at 8:58 pm
It took us ten weeks, but suddenly, we’re as good as advertised.
To the other five teams in the NL Central. It might take us a month or so to put you all well back in the rear view. But we’re going to. It’s been fun slumming with you.
We’ve got a pennant to win.
LaTroy's post-game interview
on June 16, 2004 at 8:59 pm
"…"
Andy
on June 16, 2004 at 9:00 pm
Chip’s arbitrary stat of hte night.
"The Astros have lost 16 of their last 27."
They’ve also lost 31 of their last 64.
andy
on June 16, 2004 at 9:00 pm
I hate hte.
No. 5 starter upgrade
on June 16, 2004 at 9:01 pm
Kerry Wood.
Good night, NL Central.
Gabor
on June 16, 2004 at 9:03 pm
I told y’all! I’m top scrub tonight. Um, not when I couldn’t get Corey home with 1 out, but when I tied the game.
To #95
on June 16, 2004 at 9:30 pm
I agree with you…Aramis SHOULD be playin 3rd base in the All-Star game…and NOT Scott Rolen OR Mike Lowell…give him support and vote for his ass!!!!!
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I’m going to hold up the team tonight just like Sammy does, buddy.
Wrong, Ramon. Tonight is MY night!
Gabor from now on you’ll be known as Gayboy.
They say ridicule comes from envy. Think about it.
Stuff it in the Beege Chippy
I move for the "Abe Vigoda Life Status" to be changed to the "Jake Potter Life Status." What the hell happened? Oh yeah, and I’m still an assclown.
How about we change it to Chip Caray’s job status?
Wow! All these rockets just keep flying around here. Its a shame I still can’t figure out where they all end up…
Hey Chip, bet ya couldn’t go 30 seconds with me?
man, is my head lumpy
we’ll be cutting to every Griffy Jr. AB so ya’ll can see him pop out to shallow right 4 times
Did they do that for me, buddy?
well, we did broadcast the only Mets series that didn’t involve the Yankees looking for it, buddy
Is this the third straight game I’ve doubled in on the first at bat?
hittable
i can tie this thing up with one swing of the bat
I hate Minute Maid Park
you suck
This just in,
I popped out to center
from CBS Sportline looks like the Umps helping the batters out alot..
8 pitches
Amigo i get siete at-bats for seite pitches!
‘don’t be fooled by the boyish face and the soft voice" – on Maddux
did Maddux just try to spike me?
Ramon your deal ran out last night.
This just in-
I popped out to 3rd
paying attention, Korey?
What’d I miss? I thought I just saw Gabor Bako drive in the tying run. But the game’s not in Cincinnati is it?
Dolan order my pizza
Dolan, order my pizza
Did Steve say there’s a dying horse on the hill? I’ll be right over.
is dead tonight
Jimy Williams has 899 wins and he can’t get his 900th? What a pathetic loser!
We’re just a late arriving crowd.
This is the seventh inning and I’m still in?
I’m getting dizzy!
I’m cool, they play "Who Let the Dogs Out" when I bat.
Houston’s the place to be in the late ’90s!
I really don’t want to put up with Greggie yelling at me for taking him out, so I’ll let him smirk and make some wise-ass comment to Larry…
Don’t worry Greggie, I’ll take it from here.
This IS the Astrodome right? Ball doesn’t carry much here…
Sorry, gang. I went into my monotone "Gee whiz the other team just hit a homer" call a little too soon.
I’m such a douche.
When’s the last time I rolled around like that?
Oh yeah…now I remember…
Kerry Wood threw thirty-odd something pitches…thirty-two I think. Wait, that’s thirty-even!
Oh, no Beege hurt his leg! Well, he’ll just be easier to catch from behind. ;)
Time for me to come in…Mmmm-hmmmm…I like that potted meat and those biscuits…
My 8.44 ERA is very intimidating.
I taught Remlinger that "have them tap it back to the mound" move in Atlanta.
After seven, still 2-1 Cubs.
Mmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm comebacker
I cannot believe I am still around broadcasting baseball games…I remember I was the anchor for some fringe TV station out of Connecticut about 25 years ago…I wonder how that turned out.
Fear my mullet! Fear it, I say!
I got it! I got it!
Ouch!
I hate this f***ing hill!
It’s not soft and inviting like Chippy’s pecs!
That hill needs to go!
Is Craiggy OK? How’s his hiney?
The Cubs are showing off this no out magic!
First pitch that, you homos!
Three bags.
Come back to Bristol. You can actually do the same act for 25 years and get paid HUGE money for it. Plus, they don’t care how fat I get. John Madden taught me all I needed to know about riding you act until it limps like Santo.
Sincerely,
Boomer
Hey, I’m the mopup guy!
Isn’t the benefit of winning the All-Star Game that the winning league gets Game #1 and not Game #7?
my hit streak is done
so are the Sux
Is it 4-1 or 15-1?
why am I batting?
Astros are losing 4-1. Bears are losing 15-1.
Hey, I can pinch hit fer chrissakes! You don’t need to use Remlinger!
I’m saving a pinch-hitter for the next time the pitcher’s spot come up. Of course, that will probably be tomorrow, but I’m trying to plan ahead.
I’m saving the pen for tomorrow. A win tomorrow and the Astros will be "Khrushchev’d".
I’ve been reading the site and I’ve noticed that Rem actually does better against RH, so cut me a break, will ya?
Am I talking about how Remlinger tired himself out in that at-bat?
Gail, like like Vincent Price in…any Vincent Price movie…breaks the dangerous news to us that Vernon Wells is on the DL. Honestly, unless he’s on your fantasy team, do you care?
Apparently, the only Cubs pitchers available right now are Remlinger and LeICEster. I’m starting to throw up in my mouth.
We lose tomorrow and I bang shoe on dugout!
Let me pitch!
Don’t make me come in with runners on! You know how I hate that.
Maybe I’ll send Mazzone out there to talk to Remlinger…I better get Smoltz up in the pen to nail this one down…
You mean, this isn’t the Braves?
i can’t hit the ball so there must be some vasoline on it
I turn the pivot like shit, don’t I?
Nice slide asshole!
Who’s coming back on Saturday?
Hey Jeff! I have Vaseline on my balls!
i paid Berkman to do that
Plenty of good seats available!
I just said Bagwell is on ‘roids!
OK, so he said it was anti-inflammatories, but I’m sure Mike Murphy won’t remember that tomorrow during this high pitched shriek fest.
I’m not sure about sending Remlinger a pizza if he gets the three inning save, but I will send him one if he gets a freakin’ haircut.
That’s all you need to play CF on this team, bitch!
sausage and mushroom please
i can catch better than goodwin, bitches!
I’d just like to tell all of you who don’t think I can hit, field or run to go fuck yourselves. I’ve done all three tonight.
Get shut out by CARL PAVANO!
Hello? Mr. Williams? Yes sir, we’ve been expecting your call. Do you have any managerial experience? You do? We might have something for you in Yakima, Washington. It’s a Denny’s.
They: Beat up on Andy Pettitte’s boyfriend.
We: Get shut out by Alyssa Milano’s boyfriend.
Now, playing first base for Houston…
We’re big. But not as big as Jim’s.
Hey, nice grab Bagwell. You suck!
I can’t believe I left New Orleans for this.
we’ve set down so good bunts tonight
Sorry Mr. Bagwell. We’re out of business. You have to do it on your own now.
However, we can you a deal on some vintage Tower of Power CDs!
WALKER: Let me get this straight…I get my legs taken out from under me, get left for dead out there and then I have to beat out a grounder and then bust my hump to second to move up on a bunt…For Christ’s sake, when’s Grud coming back?
It’s tough to type from prison.
Steve said, "Bullinger’s a sidewinder so Alou will get a good look at his pitches."
Unless, he hides them behind those enormous Dumbo ears.
I think I should be an All-Star and not Mike Lowell. I’m better, I’m younger, I’m prettier and I have one more testicle.
I’m going to take Hee Seop, Cabrera, Lowell, Dontrelle, Davey Concepcion, Ed Whitson and Gene Tenace…
Where’s my milk?
No comment, bitch!
Steve says the reason the Astros suck at home is The Beege. I agree.
Chip says it’s because the Astros bullpen "isn’t as invincible as it used to be."
Are there degrees of invincibility? Can you be partially invincible?
And no drama either
This just in
I’ve grounded intto a double play
Apparently I think losing Adam freaking Everett is akin to losing to Sosa, Ruth, or DiMaggio.
It took us ten weeks, but suddenly, we’re as good as advertised.
To the other five teams in the NL Central. It might take us a month or so to put you all well back in the rear view. But we’re going to. It’s been fun slumming with you.
We’ve got a pennant to win.
"…"
Chip’s arbitrary stat of hte night.
"The Astros have lost 16 of their last 27."
They’ve also lost 31 of their last 64.
I hate hte.
Kerry Wood.
Good night, NL Central.
I told y’all! I’m top scrub tonight. Um, not when I couldn’t get Corey home with 1 out, but when I tied the game.
I agree with you…Aramis SHOULD be playin 3rd base in the All-Star game…and NOT Scott Rolen OR Mike Lowell…give him support and vote for his ass!!!!!