A GameCast at night? What are we thinking? Hey, you voted for it! Well, 60 percent of you did. So if this bombs, well, who’s gonna notice? We’ll pretend it never happened.
Pitching Matchup:
Adam Eaton 9-6, 5.83 ERA
Marquis de Suc 7-6, 4.20 ERA
Oh, and since we posted a Fred Savage picture. We’d better make up for it with a Danica McKellar one.
I look hot.
Phillies
Lou Dobbs, CNN
Todd Iguchi, 2b
Jimmy Rollins, ss
Ryan Howard, 1b
Dirt Bike Wrecker, cf
Shirtless (and Mittless) Pat, lf
Chris Coste, c
Kevin Roberson, rf (Somebody Roberson anyway)
Old Knife in the Knee trying to open a DVD, p
Alfonse the Mediocre at home, lf
Dance Fever, ss
MV Lee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Cornelius Clifford Floyd, rf
PonDeRosa, 2b
Jock, cf
Captain Caveman, c
The Weakest Link, p
The kid who played Kevin’s best friend should sue The Simpsons. I’m him only with blue hair, and I’m actually a little less pathetic.
I don’t get WCIU out here in the sticks. So to watch the game, I have to watch it in the bottom righthand corner of DirecTV’s MLB Game Mix where they show eight games at once. Hey, at least it’s right next to the Brewers game.
Jason Marquis looks very small. And very shitty.
According to that defense chart, I’m “Jacque Jonse” now — it’s closer to Jonze, and he’s sort of cool, so let’s hope I don’t suck it up.
I see I’m in charge of ad sales. Nice move. Just don’t expect any money.
Andy, you just need to buy a bigger TV.
I don’t get to swing the bat one time tonight?
Pat just asked Ron if he’s walk Ryan Howard with first base empty and two outs with Todd on second. Ron’s answer?
“I would. If I had the choice. But Aaron Rowand’s no trip to Hollywood.”
I have no idea.
Who did we get for Cedeno? Huh? Shit.
How about the albino? Still here, eh?
So what did we do today? I mean, I took a steamer and read Highlights twice. But what did Hendry do?
I just caused Jason to heavily soil himself.
Lou Dobb’s is leading off for the Phillies?
He’s a hack. Come on my team.
http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Components/Art/Bios/burnett_e_bio_440_2006.jpg
Or on my chest.
So much for the Gold Glove…
Much as when I opened that DVD, I slipped.
Infield single, sac bunt, error, runners at second and third, nobody out.
Nothing fuels the Cubs’ offense quite like a defense that can’t field.
Lee grounds to Rollins, the run scores and Dance Fever ends up on third. Who knew?
Will need more than 1
I’d come on her team.
Phils average 6 runs per Eaton start
2?
Q: Eaton’s got nine wins and an era of six. What does that tell you?
A: Oh, I know this! Ooh, ooh! It’s…uh…don’t tell me! That E-ramis is going to bank one off the basket in left for a double?
Don’t be so easy, there 17. You like Gladiator movies?
Not fooling anyone, am I?
I brought my good stuff tonight!
This is ridiculous. Not only am I watching the game on a little screen about seven inches diagonal, but I have to listen to it on the radio and Pat and Ron are a good five seconds ahead.
Of course, my mom watches Cubs games with the radio on and the TV (don’t tell Len) and likes it because “I know what’s happening before it happens.”
She also has been known to huff paint while the game’s on, so we don’t really listen to her.
I got off to a rocky start tonight, but I can match Eaton pitch for pitch!
Sorry, I’m just feeling all excited with this special Cubs Live night edition!
Watch me kill this rally – on the first pitch.
I’m a huge improvement over the ebay thing and the ghey box ads. Moran guy, Hank and the Wiki knockoff. Any others?
Pitching coach, Rich Doobie?
It’s like Cinemax “porn” only without the hot pretend lesbians.
Weak grounder to right side? No way!
Get ready for The Pose
Jock weakly grounds to the right side? Who saw that coming? I will never get tired of watching him try to pull…everything. Now that the deadline’s passed, all we have to root for is him running into the ivory and breaking his neck.
I’m “untouchable!” That’s what Jim Hendry said.
I just wish someone had told Oneri Fleita that cold, night in La Romana when he insisted we share a sleeping bag.
Hey, how about those Bears!
It’s so cool not having a girlfriend or wife so I can be on the message boards during the game!
2 runs in. 2 outs. Eaton is on the ropes. A 2-0 count. Time to hit a weak grounder to first.
And I can do that every time I bat.
Hey, Patrick. What is food poisoning like?
Pat: It’s like what I do in the sixth inning, only for 27 straight hours.
Why didn’t I get traded???
I only gave up 7 runs in 2 innings tonight! I’m improving!
Hey 35. I have a wife. That’s why I’m on the message board during a game.
I may be untouchable, but that does not apply to me touching myself at the plate.
MODS!
In before lock!
Felix. We talked about this. I have a skin condition and I chafe if I sleep with clothes on.
;)
Watch me play this routine flyball into a single. Don’t wanna dive and break any bones. Or run hard, or anything.
Oh, we think you’ll clear waivers if given the chance
I just said “consummated”
Nice defense, Floyd!
(Ducks and hopes nobody remembers that in 107 games the Cubs have committed three errors in right. All by Matt.)
#43
I was thinking the same thing.
I just sent lenandbob@aol.com the dorkiest question ever (concerning the official rules of baseball and Cliff Floyd’s undershirt), and I signed myself from Desipio.com, so I have high hopes for a shout out that increases the site’s cumulative baseball nerdiness.
I’m back, bitches! And ya’ll thought I was gonna be working at SportMart forever.
Oh, damn. It’s Chris Roberson. Never mind.
Hey, you about a 12, 12 and a half? We got the new Kobes!
re 39: Andy, sorry, that would be my excuse too if I had a significant other. I’m a jerk.
I’ll catch you yet, Eaton!
Ron said, “They’re finding holes…and that’s the problem.”
Sounds like he’s writing copy for Oneri.
Three straight singles. I’m going to need to change my pants pretty soon.
I’m so fundamentally sound, you’d think I was a Cub! Wait, a foul bunt is what?
Eaton bunts foul for strike three. If only the Phillies had a few more pitchers in the lineup tonight, we might see the end of this inning.
i can go for a big bowl of pasta right about…now
i speak too much
Hey, it took the Phillies three singles to score one run!
Hah!
We can do it with four!
To my fellow teammates,
You’re going to need to score about 25 runs tonight. I think I’ve got about another inning left in me before things really go to hell.
Sincerely,
Jason teh Marquis de Suc
Cubs score two, Phillies score one. Rinse repeat.
Victory.
I haven’t done psychedelics in years, but when I listen to Pat and Ron, sometimes I think I have completely lost it. I can’t tell who’s lost more upstairs – me or Ron.
ron
what happened to me?
Thanks for letting me keep my job. Maybe I should shave my beard or something.
“When I was going for my 300, I had 299.”
Are we going to be the thorns in the side again?
Yeah, what happened to Lieberthal.
Wait, he’s on my team? Seriously? Damn, maybe I should give Martin Russell a day off once and a while.
What? His name is Russell Martin? Anybody got any French fried potaters?
Ron says I’m a good athlete. You know, like most 5’7 inch rock stars are. Fuckin’ Jon Bon Jovi can almost palm a volleyball, and Ronnie James Dio can bowl his age.
We’ll have a slight delay here before we start the third. Jason Marquis has stopped just in front of the Cubs’ dugout and appears to be dousing himself in gasoline.
Speaking of gasoline. When you need a fill up, stop by and see Murph at Phillips 66!
Jason Marquis makes my positive shrivel up like Barry Bonds’ huevos.
Bringing us up is like making a trade, right?
I’m very disappointed in the half-assed coverage the Cubs’ broadcasters gave the disturbing and graphic injury to Michael Bourn last night. They talked about it for a good five minutes and at no time did they make a hilarious Bourne Ultimatum joke!
Nice to see Marquis pitching around Todd Iguchi again. I’m sure that won’t bite him in the ass.
Can we take a couple more rightfielders out tonight?
we’re not losing yet.
de Suc can still walk a guy after me
YAY, ME!
Marquis makes me cry. I’m crying right now. I hate this fucking guy. Not as much as I hate Murton.
Rollins in a goooood hitters count.
Jason can you see me? Can you make it to me? Jason?
That has to be a mistake. Pat said that on the strikeout Kendall’s throw to second to try to get a stealing Iguchi was off the mark. I thought Kendall just ate the ball every time somebody ran?
Slaky, I’m done with the second guy you mentioned. I’m focusing all my hatred on Marquis now. The torch has been passed. Do well.
I just said I was surprised to see our shortstop covering second with a lefty batter up and a runner stealing.
Then I said that I thought Theriot was DeRosa. Sounds like I missed my nap again.
He doesn’t eat it Andy. He sticks it in his hip pocket. Between innings, he tosses them down to the bullpen where Eyre eats them in one bite.
Screw you guys. I know what I’m doing!
Just to be safe, Lou should get somebody up in the bullpen.
Oh I’ll hate me some Murton in ways you ain’t never dreamed.
Is it just my interpretation of the great Pat Hughes or is every single ball off a Phillie bat a smash right at somebody? It sounds like Marquis is lucky to be alive right now.
I dunno Slaky I can dream quite a bit.
Hi Guys! Whatcha doin’? Lou sent me into the clubhouse to find the keys to the batter’s box. I know where they are and all, I just…uh…yeah…anybody seen them? He told me not to come back until I found them.
I’m just gonna stand over here for a little while.
I wish his red hair was actual fire and that his scalp was burning him alive.
I’m going to settle down and throw into the 7th or 8th, aren’t I.
I just said “hot fillies” …oh crap.
Hey, that was easy1
Don’t worry you cocksuckers…I saw that ginger nerd do his thing last night. His thing looked like Bozo T. Clown having an epileptic fit. I don’t care if someone has to literally move Floyd around like a marionette, Murton isn’t starting ever again.
The Brewers are winning 1-0! The Cardinals are up 3-2! It’s gonna happen! We’re going to finish third!
You Cubs had your chance to knock me out of the game early and now I’ve become Cy Eaton. At least you have Marquis going for you tonight. Oh wait…
If you like red hair, and it sounds like you do, I’m a switch hitting outfielder…and I’m available for cheap and easy. Don’t be surprised.
Theriot not looking much like Danny on that play!
Hey, quit giving Eaton all this credit. I can pitch like Sy Young.
Eaton crushed that. Nothing but good signs so far for Marquis. Woof.
If we lose tonight. Murton dies.
It’s Denny. Chip, you dumbass.
Is the infield too wet? Hey, whatever!
I positive Jock. I feel sorry for him and I think he’s going to end up getting a big hit for this team someday. Like in October. Then all the Desipiots will love him, as they laugh and call him names.
Who am I? A deli owner? A rabbi? President of the Hair Club for Men?
Or like this. Either way, Chip, you’re a douche.
I’m picking up the check at Denny’s after the game.
I’m just going to mow the Cubs down for the rest of the evening.
When we clinch the division I’m not spraying champagne on any of you asshole Cub fans. This one is for Jock.
So Andy, do you think this is nine people sitting around and posting repeatedly? Or your preferred eight or 40?
Hey, who the hell is the broad wearing the batting helmet?
If there’s too many people here. I can leave. I don’t know where the hell I’ll go. I hear there’s a new Scropion Sex Blog starting up.
Let’s face it, I base my entire schedule around Cub games…I have no shame in being here. I think a lot of us do the same.
A grounder to the left side is progress…
We’re up 5-2 on the team with the worst record in the NL. We’re going back to the World Series, baby.
I thought I was the only one who remembered Marla Collins!!!
I’m way too quick – here comes de Suc!
What exactly is my idea that i have when i call my friend?
Work, beat off, Cubs game, beat off, sleep. Repeat.
Brave!
I don’t even know who I am, and I don’t care. But one thing is for sure, I hate me.
Gasoline – check. Match – check. Ok, go.
I have a Ryne Sandberg framed poster from the 80s with a blurry Marla Collins sitting on her stool in the background.
We scored 2 runs in the first. We haven’t had a baserunner since then. We’ve got a 1 run lead. Marquis is on the mound. Don’t sweat it.
# 119. I thought I was the only one with that schedule!!!!
Marquis is scary, but Greg from The Brady Bunch is terrifying.
What’s that white thing coming at me?
What I said about Jock… I f*ckin’ lied.
Oh. My. God.
jesusfuckingchrist…fun time is over.
Queue me!
I’m Here! Thanks for the intro Jock!
Hang in there, Jock.
Why can’t the Cubs EVER BEAT THE PHILLIES!!!!!!!
The Cubs are back.
Len willed that double play. Good man Len, good man!!!
So I speed through the game on DVR to see Marquis let the leadoff guy get on every inning and Jacque lose a ball. Yikes.
So if Jock makes that routine catch. The inning would have ended on the grounder with the 2-1 lead. Thanks Jock.
…
We are getting shut out by Jeff Suppan. Oh how….
Are we entirely sure that I’m not Gabor Bako with a strange goatee?
In addition to sucking, I can also hit!
Looks like I need to be the balls – again.
Hell do I wish it was 2005. Personal reasons, understand?
It’s got to be a Cubs thing. The Riot just walked on 4 pitches and Lee swings at the first pitch for an easy pop out.
Hi Guys!
Anytime a pitcher walks a guy on 4 pitches I always tell the next guy to swing at the first pitch.
It probably would have been a good idea to score there.
I’m back!
What are the chances of a major league pitcher throwing 5 balls in a row? I say swing away! It’s science, or math, or something.
Now I’m getting pissed off. Excuse while I change into my white tank top.
well the mets did…twice
Who let all these Mexicans into the park? We’ve got to close off those borders.
Hooray!
(hits sac fly)
2-1 us, odges.
Dear Penthouse Forum…
We should try to get that Burrell guy. How come nobody has thought of this?
So the Cubs can’t score one run with bases loaded and one out with the middle of the order up, but de Suc gives up a home run to a guy who almost just crippled himself.
Would be nice if Markee didn’t soil himself after a close pitch.
How much you want to bet that Jock didn’t lose that flyball in the lights, but that he wasn’t paying attention when it got hit?
Ron is now counting out loud on the air. This is quality radio.
I never get tired of seeing baserunners run at will on the Cubs. What exactly does Jason Kendall do well, anyway? Did we get that memo?
I wonder what will be lower – my batting average or percentage of runners thrown out?
Sure, that one, I catch.
Ya’lls just racist, thinking I was scared of the white thing.
Too bad Jacque wasn’t running faster there
You guys should see me running around the outfield in Milwaukee like a guy half my age.
I’m 86, right?
Charlie Manson Kendall looks pissed that Eaton got in his way.
Let me get this right, if the ball is over Jock’s head and he has to make a running catch he can do that. But he’s utterly lost on a routine fly ball 2 feet away from him.
Pat Burrell again… What the hell is it with that guy? No matter how shitty a year he’s having, he still PWNS the Cubs at will. At least they don’t have Abreu anymore. Jesus.
I plant poison ivy in center so Jock run into it and die.
Or get really itchy.
Hey! Let me tell you about the time I ass fucked Florence Henderson and made her ride her bike home!
By the way, I died of a cocaine overdose – probably. Go Cubs!
Lost of action with Ron and Barry Williams in the booth. I wonder what Barry has been up to since the Brady Bunch?
I *used to* like Kendall, but his current incarnation is not the same as my memory of him. So, I’d have to say – what he does well now – he grows a nice beard. Also, if I recall correctly, he has a hot wife, but don’t quote me on that.
Time for some yard work.
Did Greg Brady just say that he hosts a traveling show that features Leif Garrett singing his “hits?”
Which are those. When he got drunk and hit a tree and the passenger hit his head on the stop sign and got crippled?
Time for some Cub offense.
The guests in the booth have to stop. now.
I like that 70’s music. You guys?
Peter Brady is going to join Greg Brady singing the seventh inning stretch. Surprisingly, they were both available.
Last seven hitters:
Single. Single. Walk. Pop up. Ground out. Single. Single.
Zero runs.
Now the Cubs get some base hits. Bases loaded last inning and they didn’t do shit.
Two on, none out… but here comes Jock! Kendall! Pagan?
Yay?
Fuck you guys. I’m coming to kick your asses.
Me bunting is always a good idea.
Suck on it, bitches! I’m back to plus one tonight!
DeRosa screwed that up.. but it worked out 4-3
I think I got a break there.
vindication, doges
Got to love the Philldos defense.
You’ve heard of the delayed steal? I just did the delayed score from first on a double. Did I stop to take a nap?
Apex, Damn right yea!
Actually, I guess he missed the tag.
DeRosa’s slide was the balls.
We’re taking turns driving in runs for our team and giving them away to the other team.
Why did he slide?
Get this bunt down you assfuck. Thanks.
Probably not the first time Kendall has sacrificed something.
You’re pinch hitting for ME? I mean, it’s fine to not let me pitch next inning, but at least let me hit. I’ve already singled off this douchebag just last inning.
Time to get gritty.
Why doesn’t Jock go the other way all the time?
heh heh… assfuck.
Thats OK Jason, leave it to the professionals
Anybody hear my call of the Jock “double?” I got a little confused.
“Jock Jones hits one down the line, fair! It’s into the corner. Coming in to score is Jock Jones! Mark DeRosa will stop at third. No, now he’s trying to score. He’s safe! Jock Jones down to second with a double!”
They all look a like.
Wait, I’m getting pulled for a pinch hitter? But Lou, I can go nine innings tonight. You’ve got Oh!Man up. Well the lead should be safe then.
Good song to hear, on 70s night or any night at Wrigley
Jock goes the other way quite often.
Dadgummit, the good guys given up eight homers tonight, including one each to a chick named Shelly and one named Melky.
In before LOCK!!!
Ryan Braun’s a studly looking hitter. But he is BRU-tal at third base. In the seventh inning in Milwaukee he’s already kicked two grounders, he threw Glavine out on his but it was close, and then it was the second out, but he ran towards the Brewers’ dugout anyway. Probably to hide.
I do enjoy swinging hard, don’t I?
Screw you, Soriano. Leave it up to me to get gritty.
Yahoo says I just relieved myself.
– G. Geary relieved G. Geary
Hope I did that before coming out to the mound.
Oddly enough, none of the 9 were to the Cubs next shortstop
I think DeRosa learned that slide from The Riot.
Oddly enough 207, none of the 9 were to the Cubs next shortstop
I’ve been taken batting lessons from Korey Patterson.
Are they really bringing Ohman in? Jesus Christ on a bike.
Hah! Thought it was gonna be Marmol, didn’t you! I can take care of this lead.
In about nine pitches.
I sure don’t look like my name.
Todd Iguchi ain’t so tough.
The Cardinals won! Aieeeeee! We’re so screwed!
Fuck you Toddihitmyocoochie.
No, Oneri. You look like our names.
Shit! Ohman just nipped the corner on the called third strike.
I call that the Ryan Braun. Only, when I kick one, I throw Jimmy Fuckin’ Rollins out anyway.
Worship me, bitches.
I throw well
Fuck you Sonny Rollins.
Fuck you Ron Howard. You got a hit, but fuck you anyway.
Sigh.
Time to clean up another mess.
Just think, once I’m back in town, Will Oh!Man! will never face a righty unless it’s (jizz) mop-up time.
I catch two thirds of the balls hit to me. Had it all the way.
Fear me, assfucks.
In before lock!
Here we are in the bottom of the sixth. Smokies lead West Tenn 5-2.
What’s that? Hey, that’s Kerry Wood’s music!
All right Cubs fans, let us hear ya.
You mean, for like a week, eh, Woody?
Bottom seven. Glavine’s out. Mets lead 2-1, two outs, gritty little Craig Counsell just got an infield single.
Today is John Vukovich’s birthday. He is, we have confirmed, still dead.
Singing reminded me of the frog on stage doing the ragtime music from old Warner Brothers cartoons.
Walk Cliff to pitch to me at your own peril!
Hey, Cliff stole my Joey!
Pagan to run for Cliff.
What about me? I think I’m still alive.
The bases are loaded and so am I!
Time to break me wide open, big Jock!
Can I come through one more time?
Nice to see Jock still grounding balls into the dirt in front of home plate. I love that he can go the other way in an at bat then immediately forget he ever did it.
Bases loaded. One out. Watch the double play I hit into.
If you feel like you’re gonna hit into a double play, strike out.
Or not. Kendall next so I stay tight.
Time for Kendall to get hit by a pitch.
I agree #245.
Did I just get a hit?
Bases loaded, one out. But here comes Jock! Kendall! Marmot?
Yay?
Jock: K!
Kendall: I hope he doesn’t get on so they don’t have to pull Marmot. F- it.
Crap.
Biggest hits of the night by me and Jock. Just like you figured.
So like I said, I love me some Kendall.
Marmol hits for himself. Awesome.
Not only does the hit give the Cubs a four run lead, but Bob Howry just sat down and the Marmot is hitting for himself.
is yahoo sports malfunctioning? Kendall 2 RBI single?
No score after a half inning in LA.
“I wonder if Barry Bonds hit a homer yet?”
Geovany Soto would have hit a homer.
Gameday says I got hurt on an intentional walk. what gives?
Murton was going to bat for Marmol if they pinch hit for him. Third time in four days that Lou got to say, “Hey Murton? Sit down.”
Turd Throw in for the Spew Crew. one on, one out.
I’m probably going to pitch at Wrigley this weekend. Holy shit.
I pinch ran for your slow ass, old man. (258)
You gotta love seeing me
I have a serious man-crush on Barry Williams. He’s dreamy.
Drill this assfuck Burrell in the knee.
Yeah, buckle his knees. That’s what I meant.
Don’t worry you Ginger, eventually the manager will know you’re on the team.
I brought my assfucking A game tonight Ogdens.
Marmol looking pretty good huh
One day my arm will fall off but hopefully not for awhile.
I’m obviously no match for teh Marmot.
What was Tiger like? Did he ever hump your leg?
Four hits! Awesome.
What? Fine. I’ll restock the Reebok display in a minute.
Damn boss. I hope he falls off a treadmill.
4-4, ogdens.
Did somebody say fall off a treadmill?
Really?
Marmot had some pretty wicked shit tonight.
Call me the balls, bitch
Carlos with the three backwards Ks. Very nice
Ogdens? I used to live a mile or two off Ogden Ave.
[backwards]K[backwards]!
Fuck you Fillies.
The Cardinals do realize that when we win tonight we move past the Crew (if they hang on and lose to the Mets) and they didn’t gain a game on the first place team. Hee hee.
Mesa! Myers! Mateo!
First we beat our wives, then we beat your team!
Fonsie? Love you, but maybe you got another K in you tonight?
I’m actually hoping this half inning goes long, so that the Mets Brewers game can end first (pitching change in the bottom of the 8th there 1 on one out).
#283, do you realize the Cubs didn’t put any distance between themselves and the Cardinals? We’re still doomed.
Hit and an error. Theriot to second.
Me vs. Fat Prince with one on, one out, perras. Lemme see what I can do for ya.
We both lost, so you dodged a bullet there.
We’re about to come back. Two on, one out. The steroidless Guillermo Mota is coming in. Oh, well. Maybe first place tomorrow for the Cubs?
The late great Jack Brickhouse also called Elvis’ last game almost 30 years ago today. I was watching a Cubs game and they interrupted the game to say The King had a case of rigor mortis. Jack went on to say what a friend Elvis was.
There. I heet heem. Yay? No? Oh… bye, bye now.
No lead is safe. I do my best work in the ninth. Can I get them loaded in time for Ryan Howard? Let’s see…Dobbs, Iguchi, Rollins. Sweet!
Ground rule double in Milwaukee. 2-2. Glavine won’t get 300 tonight. See you Sunday in Chicago.
Let me try and not assfuck this game up.
Goochie, coochie.
Why did Pat just say “Itchy, Gitchy, Guchi?”
Do I want to know?
Yes, 296. Please no Howry assfucking.
So 295, will Al be rooting for Glavine to get the win so he sees history and all?
Double off Jock’s glove. This isn’t going to end well.
Fuck.
Howry should let Howard homer here. That’ll kill the rally.
Probably too late to see Woody’s 2007 debut. Who would have thought it? If I were Yellon, I’d be hoping the Cubs lose, so as to see Glavine’s 300th win. I’m not Yellon.
How about a little high cheese Mr. MVP? Strike three?
Hah. I got very excited. I nearly made a facial expression.
fuck you all.
Watch me make this diving catc…….
Hall’s RBI double would have given the Brewers the lead but it bounced over the wall and was a ground rule double and the runner who would have easily scored had to go to third.
Damian Miller and Tony G both whiffed and it’s still 2-2 going to the ninth.
Brewers left em loaded 2-2 to the ninth.
Sorry 300 — missed your comment above.
Fuck all y’all.
missed your comment about Yellon above.
Cubs win. Never in doubt.
W. Lets see if Codero can kick his own team in the nuts once more.
I really prefer the “Hey Hey, Holy Mackerel…” song.
this should probably turn into a gamecast for the Pisswaukee game.
I positive that idea Slaky
4 pick-off attempts in 0-0 and 1-0 counts… and I steal on a ball 2-0.
Jose Reyes on second, two out.
AHHHH Assfuck.
I line out to left
1.2 IP in Tennessee. One walk. No K’s. No hits.
See you doges on Thursday. It’s gonna be a hoot.
I’m due up in Milwaukee’s half
Wait. I had a K. I forgot it.
Try to be in first place when I get there. I’ll help you sprint home.
Just a bit outside
If mlb gamecast is right Jorge Sosa would need GPS to find the plate
I’m looking like my 4.59 ERA self
I ditched the sunglasses for tonight’s game
At 300+ comments, I appear to be a hit
Watch me intentionally walk Fat Prince, then walk Bill Hall to end it.
Int. walk to me loads ’em up with 2 out
322 is misrepresenting my night. I had one K. Don’t worry, I’ve still got my out pitch.
YES!!
I managed to find the strike zone, doges.
Threat ended on a fly to center, 8th pitch of the AB.
Into the 10th… Wright, Delgado, Alou due up.
To the tenth!
Leadoff walk to Wright…Matt Dumb on the mound for Pisswaukee.
I walk on 4 pitches from Matt Wise
I can’t buy a strike.
Wish I was facing RonCe right now.
Ball eight!
4-pitch walk to Delgado, too
Ball 10
Wow, Matt Dumb set the bar pretty low right there.
Yanked half-way through Alou’s at bat.
Did I come down with a case of the Becketts on my forefinger?
Assfuck you Moises. You PRICK!
3-1, I pull out a DP… Wright at 3rd w/ 2 out
Cubs Live at night is so popular the actual Brewers and Mets are here. And Slaky.
Fuck me.
How did the Mets not score there? That was Cub-like.
Alou… still a pisser
I’m settling in?
I’m a paid sponsor of Desipio Media Ventures now?
I’m a rapper
I hope the Mutts win tonight. I hope it takes them 20 innings to do so.
Going to take at least 12 for the mets to win Taylor, but I like your thinking
Keep hope alive
Well if Alou can hit into a double play, I can also.
Now on display at Miller Park.
Wright and Delgado due up in the 12th. Come on Mutts.
By the way ESPN2 is showing the Dodgers/Giants game and Joe Morgan is doing the game, so avoid your ESPN2 at all costs.
I just switched to the Giants-Dodgers game on ESPN2. The announcers, who apparently include Joe Morgan, were inexplicably discussing Z and Barrett’s altercation. Can anyone come up with any reason for why that could have been relevant?
Well if Alou and Braun can hit into double plays, I can also.
SMG, they were showing video of the Bonds Kent fracas, my guess is that is why. Also, it appears that Milleage saved the Mets game with a diving catch in the 9th
> I just switched to the Giants-Dodgers game on ESPN2. The announcers, who apparently include Joe Morgan, were inexplicably discussing Z and Barrett’s altercation. Can anyone come up with any reason for why that could have been relevant?
Could it be because we’ve been tanking the West since acquiring ODC?
Extra Innings package has Giants-Dodgers in HD with Vin Scully on the call. Of course, Joe Morgan is also available.
lucky 13?
And we go to the 13th…only 49 men left on base. This is cub like.
A chance to redeem myself?
> And we go to the 13th…only 49 men left on base. This is cub like.
I’m for reals 25 thus far.
Moises stole second?
O hai! Im in ur park stealin ur basez.
Holy crap there WAS a Gamecast tonight?
Shit.
Sahwing, batter.
(Call me Ronny.)
Trouble brewing in the 13th?
damn.
We stay put for one more day. Walkoff Dinger by Jenkins. But they still hear footsteps.
Sorry, Cub fans, not tonight.
I just hit a walk-off home run!
I just hit a walkoff homerun.
I am close to pure comedy gold.
I missed it also…..SHOOT/SHITE
got salad?
should we keep it going for tonights game too? this one, obviously
i agree
me too
stop posting under different names, same person