OK, let me see if I can get this straight. Nomar was happy before he ripped his groin to shreds, not so happy after? Now that’s some good reporting by Seabiscuit’s Jockey.
And man, he dropped like somebody hit him with a taser, didn’t he? Yikes.
I expected Jack Bauer to handcuff his hand to the steering wheel and start asking him questions about where Marwan is.
How much of this was out loud?
The Jockey says he’s not sure how long Nomar will be out for. But only because they don’t allow dwarves in medical school.
Steve Stone just wants to be friends.
Phil Rogers still sucks at his job.
Wow, the Bulls phoned that one in. Ugly.
Greg Couch drove to Milwaukee to watch the Cubs game on TV. What a pathetic loser he is.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to demand the Bull sign Scott Skiles to a long term deal. He wants them to hurry up and get it done so he can hurry up and start writing columns about how they should fire Skiles.
Regular Joe says he’s “way” ahead of schedule. By a week. Is that “way” ahead of anything?
Maggs is also having crotchital issues.
Bruce Miles is little Mary Sunshine today.
America’s finest news source on some tough critics in Decatur.
The third world of the midwest, and that is saying something.
Guess I didn’t eat and drink enough water before last nights game.
My prediction of last night’s game(Cubs win 4-2 and Carlos pitches pretty deep into the game) damn near was right on. With the Lawnmower man, the Cubs just have to feel good every time they go out to play that they have a great chance to win(remember that feeling Kerry.)
Wasn’t it great to see Lassie Edmonds watch balls run by him. I love watching that old dog run to the fence!
Carlos made the Satanic Red Fowl not know what the hell hit them last night. I even think Dumby Dusty got woozy in the head from the smell of the Urinal Cake too. Dusty surprisingly wasn’t his stupified self.
I thought for sure we would be seeing Macias pitch hit for Mulletsworth in the 9th with bases loaded. A lefty against a lefty, Dusty must have missed that one while he was staring over into the Cardinals dugout in disbelief that the Genius wasn’t wearing his night time sunglasses.
Then Dusty letting Carlos try and go the whole way. Even Dumby Dusty didn’t want to pull that trigger and go to the bullpen. Once again, Hawkins about shit down his pants. It almost took him just 2 pitches to blow it.
It was a game we would normally lose. If you go to that bullpen one more inning earlier, we more then likely lose it. Maybe Dumby Dusty is learning something.
What is the deal with second base and especially shortstop the past two years for the Cubs? Can we not stay healthy at those positions? I’d say Nomar’s shot for at least 40 games. We’re going to see a lot of Perez and Hairston Jr. When Walker comes back, we may even see Jerry at short. We’ll see how bad Dusty wants him to play. But even without Nomar, this Cubs team is used to playing scrubs and being injury plagued.
Prediction for today’s game-Dempster gets a little wild and Karen Carpenter actually eats us up at the plate. Cubs lose 8-2.
GO CUBS!
Baker Basher
I was just happy and proud that he let Z start the ninth. Z must have been tired, if it only took FOUR men to drag him off the field.
Re: Greg Couch.
What you said were my exact same sentiments when I read on my commute.
What.
A.
Loser.
That’s what I’d be doing if I didn’t have Baker Basher’s “predictions” to look forward to.
Before I’m called one of the best right handed hitters ever, let me get more than 1300 hits and play an entire season healthy. I have not been the same since my wrist injury in 01′ and will probably never be a .300 plus hitter at this rate. Was I on my way to being the next Joe DiMaggio? Maybe. But at this point I would settle for just being Dom.
Hey, leave Baker Basher alone! Hang in there B.B., you’re doing swell buddy.
Holy crap am I wailing away on AA pitching. If Nomar never plays for the Cubs again, I still may be the saving grace of that deal:
.490/.554/.735 and 4 stolen bases.
I told you Jerry would get a chance to play
Kurt Evans with an interesting suggestion for a fill in for Nomar:
Barry Larkin
Barry Larkin? Are we going to try and set a record for most middle infielders placed on the DL?
Can I play shortstop? All I’m doing right now is picking splinters out of my ass.
Actually Placido, you’re platooning with Chase Utley because your manager is a dumbshit.
Pudding time is when I really shine!
Meet me in St. Louis.
WHO’S NEXT???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMPSTER IS PITCHING TODAY???!!!!!
PUT ME IN THE PINCHE GAME NOW CABRON!!!! I’LL KILL THEM AGAIN!!!!!!
Uh, whoever that was, it wasn’t me. Just because I stuck up for the guy when you assclowns wanted him dead doesn’t mean I’m automatically president of his fan club.
I can’t save you now, Jim.
Uh oh, Lassie is getting upset… He and Bruce Fremming might be exchanging even more words by the time this one is over.
Even though Jim is not presiden of Baker Basher’s fan club, I’m still an assclown.
You’re a assclown and a terrible speller you ” — _—_—” !!