Just how nutty are things when Carlos is the calm one?
Larry Rothschild is going to watch some videos. No, not the German Shizter stuff he usually watches, this stuff is even creepier. It’s Kerry Wood throwing a baseball.
Rick Morrissy is pretty sure that Kerry Wood’s arm injury is terminal. If he dies, I have dibs on Sarah. “Wheeeeeeee!”
Groucho says the Wiz are better than the Bulls. Of course they are, Sam. That doesn’t mean the Bulls can’t win two of the next three, though.
He gone! For eight glorious games. That’s quite a pair the Sox have. Hawk only has one eye and DJ only has one…
Jon Scheyer just told Lute Olson to go “F@#$ off, you old 15-point-lead-squandering-with-four-minutes-left-coot!”
Fred Mitchell on the Sleuth. Jerry is forced to work with a radar gun now and not his trusty old mother-hand-calipers.
Ben Gordon says he’s going to rack up a lot of hardware. It’d be nice if he’s stop shooting it.
Jim Hendry says he never told Sandy Krum to lie about Mark Prior. He did however tell Sandy to stop being so damned creepy all the time.
Kwame Brown loves Chinese food!
The Wizard of Roz says that this time, Bud Selig pantsed Don Fehr.
The Cubs won’t have Jim Thome to pitch around this weekend.
Barry Bonds has had three times as many knee operations this year as Jerry Hairston (and Corey for that matter) has stolen bases.
This Paula Abdul thing is just creepy.
Nancy Grace exaggerates? Who knew?
WARNING STAR WARS EPISODE III SPOILERS — Let’s just say that Kevin Smith of “Clerks” fame kind of liked the final Star Wars movie. A lot.
America’s finest news source says that a guy in Arizona pulled a little identify theft on Gee Dub.
“They should have traded him for Alfonso Soriano when I said so last month”
Because, you know, major league baseball teams should do exactly what I say when I say it because I’m such an expert and all.
Andy you ass … It’s Derrick … DERRICK … kind of like that hot hitter on your team. You can laugh at my looks all you want, but I’m preparing for a life after baseball. That life is throwback porn. I’m going to remake some of the greatest porn films of the 60’s and 70’s with myself as the star. Ray King will play the role of Ron Jeremy.
Chris Turnbow, Derrick, whatever. You look like your face is on inside out.
you’re cast as the “elephant man”, Turnbow.
man, i guess dusty was right about me.
WE ARE TERRIBLE, HIDEOUS.
Why can’t we go back permanently to the grey ones with “CHICAGO” in blue letters?
Andy, you can only assume that soriano “makes Jerry Hairston look like Willie Mays” because his skinny, uncooperative ass won’t even take a few flyballs when Buck asks him to. He whips me beyond belief watching him botch at least one routine ground ball every night. If it’s not that, it’s fumbling the transfer from his glove to his hand on a double play in the eighth inning of a one run game or waving at a curveball a foot off the plate and stranding yet another baserunner. he was bitching in the paper down here about moving down in the order “i don’t want to hit 5th, i want to leadoff”. he’s the only selfish guy on a completely selfless team. the 30 HRs are neat but not with they come a $7.5M price tag and TWENTY-SEVEN more errors than the 2nd most error-prone 2B last year. he’s a butcher and when we get Young to Kinsler to Tex going next year, everyone will forget about the Fonz. It would be nice if you guys could make that happen sooner than later but he clearly doesn’t carry much trade value or he wouldn’t still be here
Tex, do we have enough room for Woody?
Dude, Dubois doesn’t defend any worse than “go ahead, take second – it’s on me!” Holly.
I was listening to Colin Cowhurt on ESPN Radio today just bashing the hell out of the Yankees. He was saying how bad this Yankees pitching staff was and they are using duct tape, chicken wire, and whatever to keep the fender on this gased guzzler of a pitching staff. He said they are old and inconsistent with a mediocre middle relief staff too. He kept on saying they can’t win 3 games in a row, then it increased to 6, then finally to 9. Basically, this team is in trouble unless the other teams in front of them struggle.
Was he simply talking about the Cubs or what? I’m not sure who would win currently if the Yankees played the Cubs? This Cubs team is terrible. That’s about all you can say.
Dusty Baker can go catch some fish and fry it up and build whatever team chemistry he wants, but the bottom line is that this team has no desire or baseball IQ to put together a consistent winning baseball team. They’re great friends and get along and all, but they simply don’t care about and nor have the ability to do the little things to be that great team.
It’s in black and white, it’s plain and simple, and it’s clear as day. This team just doesn’t get it.
Baker Basher
we should all be wearing the ones that say “Iowa”
Dudes, you need me now, I’m ready to help out and right this ship. Where do I sign?
Had he been talking about the Cubs, it would have been 3 in a row, then 2 in a row, then 1 in a row.
New depths of ennui and apathy about the Chicago Cubs. Bring on 2006. With my chosen NASCAR guy sucking eggs, and the Bears picking the wrong guy, HS Football looks like the next best bet. The Vegas line on the Mendota Trojans is 3.5 wins. I’m taking the over. My kid started his first cycle last week, and his bench is up 45 pounds already.
“It’s in black and white, it’s plain and simple, and it’s clear as day.”
Baker Basher:
Please stop in customer service and pay your balance due.
Thank you.
I gotta agree with Bker Bsher. This team is not even close to being fun to watch. They still just stand around and wait for home runs. They still have no clue at the plate. The injury thing is no longer a coincidence. I really don’t know what to expect out of them.
Hey gang, it could be worse, you could be watching us.
Is this another 02′ type year for me? I look terrible both in the field, and at the plate. I don’t even look like I care.
“That had altitude and” long- a- tude” Is Chip rubbing off on me?
I hope not, E-ramis.
No, Don, you misunderstood. I’m rubbing ONE off on you.
So that’s what I’m sitting in.
Why does Baker Basher sign his posts at the end? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
We aren’t really bad, as much as dis-interested. There’s something missing that’s keeping us from playing with enthusiasm and just generally giving a crap. We don’t know what it is, but hopefully someone will figure it out.
MikeC, I’ve been wondering about that for weeks. I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s an idiot.
Don’t lump Baker Basher in with us.
I have a blog of my own! Wow! Come visit me, one and all!
I’m only speaking the truth. Does that hurt some of you that bad? If it does, maybe you can hang out with Kerry Wood and discuss your cunt pains with each other!
Baker Basher
P.S. I sign my name at the end just to piss you off. It seems like it’s working!
a complete waste of bandwidth.
So what would my blog be considered then?
I was thinking he signed the end of his posts because people tend to fall asleep in the middle of them and forget who they hell they are reading when they wake up.
am at a loss for words on that one, it has gotta be a joke.
hey gang, how’s the visibility?
howdy partner! honesty compels me to say that the visibility here in hotlanta
is unbelievable!…what do you think about the beege and Albert Pujols? I
mean, we’re talking 2 of the best ball players in the universe, folks.
Hey Steve, thanks for asking buddy, I’m a ok.
hey buddies, I just hit a 2 run double in the 8th to give the Orioles the lead…
MISS ME YET, BUDDIES?
I’m ready to go out there tonight for the cubs 14th loss of the season
game tonight was great, dumpster pitched like shit, cubs lost again
Dusty looked confused.
gotta go write my nba finals game 7 column, miami beat the spurs, wuhoooooo!
I love Dusty Baker
Ignore that shit about Thome. The Cubs still should have signed him.
The guy who posted as Mitch Albom just made my day.
What a complete Napoleonic douchebag Mitch is.
I resent that comment, Andy.
Wow, when will Dusty learn?
I suck.
Not as badly as I do.
I guess I don’t suck that much.
No, I still do.
Dusty viciously slammed me on the dugout floor tonight after his load-the-bases strategy didn’t work out. His breath stinks.
I gotta call Mitch Kupchek out in LA…we execs need to
stick together.
Let’s see, I told Dusty,” if we can just hang tough, say no more
than 10 games below 500 til July, I can pick us up a couple of
journeyman ball players” Hey Mitch, is that you? How’s Doc Buss
holding up?
Your team sucks donkey dickc
Has anybody checked to see if I’m really dead?
Put a fork in us. We’re done.
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