There may be no more universally beloved Cub (at least at this address) than The Lawnmower, Carlos Zambrano and last night he made another case for what we can only assume is his impending world domination. Carlos shut down the Padres last night and did the offensive dirty work himself in a 5-1 win that has Wrigleyville breathing again.
Because no good Cubs fan can shake the fear of collapse there was an unnecessary urgency to win a game in early August to avoid falling into a (gasp!) tie atop the wild card standings. Carlos assured the Cubs of at least a couple more days of backdoor playoff supremacy.
(Please make your own Lassie Edmonds jokes about the last sentence.)
On a day in which former Cubs superstar Rey Ordonez became an American citizen, (seriously, I’m not making this up, Rey will be voting this November), the Cubs shook off two horrendous efforts to play like they’re supposed to. Doesn’t everybody feel a little better?
I know Rey does.
“I, state your name, pledge unity to the frat…”
The Lawnmower flirted with trouble in the second and third but struck his way out of both jams. He also had an RBI single and nearly added an infield hit. Carlos was working with two extra days of rest and Steve was worried he’d be “too strong” but Carlos did just fine, thank you.
Chip Caray was at full blovation moronicness last night, but we’ll get to him in a minute.
Corey Patterson had another good night with a homer, a single, a walk and a stolen base. I’m sure one of our Intrepid Readers was poking the Corey voodoo doll until Corey got thrown out trying to steal third last night.
Sammy ran his hit streak to two, Moises struck out for the 1245th time in his career on a check swing and E-ramis hit the ball hard three times with an 0-3 with an RBI to show for it.
Rick Sutcliffe was on hand to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” and he was relatively sober this time, so he had that going for him.
OK, about Chip. The fun never stops with this guy, does it? He’s got a lot of problems, we know that. The fake wife and kids, the monobrow, the deejay voice, the Fred Rogers sense of humor, and we could go on. But when it comes to just broadcasting a game, Chip’s biggest problem is this.
He refuses to watch what happens first and then describe it. It’s why he’s wrong on more than half of the flyballs that are hit. A normal announcer would go through a process like this.
– Batter hits the ball.
– Announcer watches where ball is going, then begins to talk.
– Ball is caught, lands in play, lands foul, or lands in the stands for a home run.
– Announcer says what happens.
That’s pretty easy. It’s why if a monkey could talk, you could train a monkey to announce and he’d win an Emmy.
Here’s Chip’s “process.”
– Chip’s already talking.
– Batter hits the ball.
– Chip is still talking.
– While talking, Chip watches where the ball is going and has already gone through the complicated mental gymnastic process he uses to decide whether to call it a “little ground ball, a rocket shot” or to just blurt out “belted!”
– The ball does the opposite of what Chip said it was going to.
– Chip’s still talking.
Last night, the Cubs sealed the win with back-to-back sacrifice flies from E-ramis Ramirez and Derrek Lee. On Lee’s sac fly, Chip said, “here’s a flyball to shallow right field.” Brian Giles caught the ball about ten feet in front of the warning track and with his stumpy arm had no shot at throwing out Sosa at home. Shallow?
Chip ought to know shallow. He’s all about it.
I’m sure more than a few of you caught Chip’s gratuitous Craig Biggio reference in which he managed to work the word “hump” into the conversation. Slim Goodbody wasn’t as transparent as Chip is.
And what is with David Kaplan doing the FSN pre and post game stuff now? We traded in the unkempt beauty of Gail Fisher for this? Kaplan looks like a weasel with road rash. I don’t know what’s more unsettling the little tuft of hair he’s got on the upper right hand of his forehead or the creepy thin goatee he’s grown to try and draw your eye away from the fact that you could show a drive in movie on his forehead?
It’s also fun to watch him look directly at the on-set director to get his cue to talk. If somebody playing poker in Deadwood had eyes that shifted that much, they’d have a bullet in their head by the second hand.
Speaking of journalistic excellence, it’s time to go to Athens, for a plausibly live hook up with our own Karry Ling. Today, Karry has an interview with a US soccer superstar.
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Karry: Hello again everybody, it’s your old pal Karry Ling here in Greece for the 2004 Summer Olympic Games! Even though the opening ceremonies aren’t until tomorrow night, the games have actually started. I was on hand yesterday as our women’s soccer team flexed their he-she power in a 3-0 win over the home team, Greece. I’m excited to say that I have with me one of the players, Abby Wambach.
Abby, welcome to Desipio.com, what did you think of your performance yesterday?
Abby:
Karry: Sorry, Andy, she’s a little shy.
Andy: Karry! That’s not Abby Wambach, that’s Pepe, the yak that you rented to get around Athens for the games.
Karry: I think you’re wrong, boss. Pepe doesn’t smell this bad.
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We’ll have more from Karry all through the Olympics. Hopefully, his coverage will improve. Don’t count on it.
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Seabiscuit’s Jockey is hoping that Sammy has a problem with Dusty calling him “sensitive.” Just look at the last two words of this “article.” Somebody needs to drop a phone book on the jockey.
Now the Jockey is quoting an interview with The Franchise that he heard on the radio. He’s all about journalistic excellence today, isn’t he?
Today, Vince Coleman is going to teach Corey how to get tangled up in the infield tarp!
A Northwestern egghead discusses the “new” Wrigley Field. I’d like one with a toilet that flushes.
Excuse me while I digress for a moment. When I was a kid, I’d never seen anything like the big trough urinal at Wrigley. So I used it and went about my merry way. Later on that same summer the family went to Six Flags in St. Louis and I walked into the bathroom, sidled up to the trough and took a whiz. I got this dirty look from some put upon college kid who was spending his summer cleaning the crappers at Six Flags. As I zipped up, somebody yelled, “Hey kid, stop pissing in the sink!” Apparently it was a similarly designed hand washing fountain. Now I look back on it fondly and remember the time I helped contribute the distinctive smell of St. Louis.
David Huh on Tommie Harris.
Huh says Mark Colombo is close. To what? Working in the family’s yogurt shop?
Mayor Daley really hates the Cubs. So what?
The Andres Nocioni hostage crisis is over. Whoop de damn doo.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to tell us he’ll be out of the country for 18 glorious days and nights.
Regular Joe is feeling groovy, and sweating like a champ.
The Padres admire The Franchise’s gumption. They also admired the line drives they were raking off of him.
It’s official, it’s time for the media to bombard us with crap where they pretend that we should be interested in women’s soccer, softball and other such nonsense.
Photographic proof that if you put the relatively attractive Jennie Finch with five of the ugliest softball players on the planet she becomes a supermodel by contrast.
Underwear supermodel Len Pasquarelli bemoans the training camp losses of some good players.
St. Louis is worried about losing Edgar Renteria to either Boston or the Cubs. Good thing they picked up Larry Walker. Maybe his limpy ass can play short?
MSNBC might not be around much longer. Ooh, what a loss that will be. What exactly is on it, anyway?
The world’s greatest newspapers claim some aliens say that Michael Jackson is their son. We know that’s false. No aliens would claim him.
Isn’t my new show on MSNBC?
EDGAHHHHHH!!
Andy,
You better care about women’s soccer, or I’m signing with St. Louis next year!
Rozner just needs to write about 10,000 more glowing columns about my wife, and I’ll re-sign with the Cubs for free!
I’m going to go out of my way to annoy and piss off everyone in Chicago who likes the Cubs, reads the Trib or owns property. That’s what good Mayors do, right? Oh…what?… alienating the majority of your city is bad?
Like I care who I piss off. Most of the people in Chicago think their still voting for my father, and the dead people that vote don’t care. Besides, who’s going to run against ME? Alan Keyes?
Further proof that everybody in St. Louis is obsessed with the Cubs: in addition to the article speculating that the Cubs have renteria "on their radar", BOTH Post-Dispatch columnists write about the Cubs today. For f–k’s sakes people, let it go! Yeah, the Cubs are fighting for a wild-card, something your team didn’t even sniff last year. And yeah, the noble Scott Rolen volunteered to drop some in the batting order. Maybe he thought fewer at-bats would lessen the load on his sore knee.
The bottom line is this: you can win your division by as many games as you want, but when the playoffs start, everybody’s 0-0.
Dennis, you’re on us.
Why aren’t they writing about how noble and awesome I am for playing through the pain of my plantar blahblah?
Dave, why are you surprised about St. Louis’ "obsession" with the Cubs? Y’all in these parts certainly obsess over the Cardinals….
That’s different. When they do it’s pathetic, needy and full of envy. When we do it it’s hilarious.
Or something.
I think Karry made an honest mistake:
Andy — I am the new Chuck Swirski! Chicago can always use a beady-eyed weasel that masks a lack of talent with goofiness and shouting.
When will I finally strike upon a witty, tired, overused homer run call in line with The Swirsk’s corny "BOOM!"?
I am hoping to parlay this into a gig on the rumored Comcast Sports Channel.
Doesn’t it look like Pepe is standing a little farther back in the batter’s box?
The Sox packaging a prospect in the Benson deal so the Twins didn’t get him or the Cards players clamoring in the papers during the offseason about deferring salaries to try and keep Maddux away from the Cubs?
Uh, 14 I think it was the Royals who ended up adding the prospect to that deal.
I’ll take "unkemmpt beauty" as a compliment.
"And what is with David Kaplan doing the FSN pre and post game stuff now? We traded in the unkempt beauty of Gail Fisher for this? Kaplan looks like a weasel with road rash. I don’t know what’s more unsettling the little tuft of hair he’s got on the upper right hand of his forehead or the creepy thin goatee he’s grown to try and draw your eye away from the fact that you could show a drive in movie on his forehead?"
I have hands on my forehead? Creepy.
I’ve done everything in my power to show management that we players want Chippy gone next year, even convinced the more media friendly Todd Walker to badmouth the fool, and nothing’s happened! Contract talks continue. Horrors.
I should threaten to check swing everything until they let that moran go.
I lost a bet last year to Kap and had to dye my hair. What would he have done if I’d have won the bet, tatooed his scalp?
I’m dating Gail Fisher? Is that true?
Surely I could do better than a 34 year old sportscaster who hasn’t combed her hair since Carter was president and has an eyebrow that even Chip Caray can make fun of.
There’s no way that heathen could ever replace me. Praise Jesus!
I don’t know Corey, I couldn’t do any better than that.
Well, Corey. After you got your picture in Chicago Magazine as one fo the city’s most eligible bachelors, I decided to help you stop striking out.
Why’d you shoot me down for Jeff Pentalnd?
I’m glad nobody caught how I called San Diego the Pirates at the top of the bbroadcast last night, or how Suttcliffe completely ignored me the whole time I was in the booth.
I’ve limped my way to a stolen base each of the last two days. Until this streak ends, please put the limpy joke on hold and re-belabor the garden-variety gay joke already in progress.
Regards from 12.5 games above.
Larry
I didn’t see Corey get thrown out at third. What was impressive about Corey last night was what he did after the homer: Walk, single, stolen base.
The caught stealing was dumb, but not too dumb given the lead. Perhaps he was working on Vince’s lessons and got scared by the tarp roll behind third?
I hope you all enjoyed the Cubs improved baserunning last night, all thanks to my presence. Following todays game, I will be putting on a brief fireworks display for the fans.
Stop running. We’re beginning to snap.
Christopher Reeve could steal second with me behind the plate, Larry. Don’t hurt your shoulder again by patting yourself on the back.
Screw you, Walker. Just for that, I’m driving by the clubhouse and taking this back!
Have fun in the outfield without it, gimp!
Sutcliffe didn’t ignore Chippy last night – he was busy using my bathroom.
Remember yesterday when you were all talking about how you thought Lew Ford was black. Let me just say that I thought Corey Patterson was white. Now where did I put that shotgun?
1/3 IP, 3hits, 3ER, 2BB, Blown Save……1 out was a warning track shot.
I took Regular Joe deep in the simulated game. All the way past second base! On the fly!
I was flipping through the channels last night during a commercial break in the Cubs game and stumbled upon Fox which was showing some Teen Choice Awards show. They had the U.S. women’s soccer team doing a parody of the nominees for the best videos of the year. Our country’s best ball-kicking butches were imitating Outkast, Evanescence, and Britney Spears (embarrassing) among others. I nearly hurled.
Lew Ford is white. Louis Gossett is black.
Are we clear?
We’re the last white people with these names…
and you get George Jefferson.
Well, and Thomas Washington. No idea who the hell he is.
And despite my membership in the Tri Lams, I am also white.
I think Chip needs to toughen up.
I’ve noticed that a certain CNN broadcaster who posts on this infernal site has modified his name in order to influence the upcoming Presidential elections. How do you like that "Kerry" Ling?
And don’t believe whatever Andy says–he’s lying!
Pissing on Chip doesn’t seem to work. Maybe I’ll drop my chips on Chip and see if that works.
Anybody heard today’s starting lineup? Hopefully, Dusty is not going to be creative today.
Ya, seeing Kaplan is weird.
But I’d hold back on the criticisms of him. Him and Waddle’s Sports Central show on WGN is currently the only Chicago sports talk that I can digest anymore. I can’t believe there are two stations here that do full-time sports talk and we can’t get a SINGLE person whose head isn’t up their ass…
Lineup:
Corey Patterson, CF
Nomar Garciaparra, SS
Moises Alou, LF
Sammy Sosa, RF
Aramis Ramirez, 3B
Derrek Lee, 1B
Mark Grudzielanek, 2B
Michael Barrett, C
Matt Clement, P
So no platoon, seems it’s still Grud 2/3 of the time.
I resent that! I’m not tall enough to get my own head up my ass.
Anyone else interested to see Karry Ling interview Hawk Harrelson and Chippy at the same time?
The best article I wrote all year was one from the Pre-Larry Walker era, in which I claimed that Glendon Rusch might be the Cubs’ best bet to start against the Cardinals’ "predominantly left-handed" lineup. Hmmmm…
Pujols (R)
Rolen (R)
Renteria (R)
Matheny (R)
Sanders (R)
That looks like 5 righties in the lineup to me. Maybe I didn’t know that "predominant" isn’t the opposite of "dominant."
Oh my god, I just said Jake Peavy is "all that and a bag of chips" which probably translates to "kill me". Anybody?
Where am I?
Hey #33, that sounds like my winning line against the Rockies last week.
You’d rather have sweaty Joe than me on the playoff roster???
Still not here…
Don’t know.
Runner on third, one out, all Sosa needs to do is make contact.
So of course he strikes out.
Good thing Aramis doesn’t suck and gets the RBI anyway.
We only hit homeruns?
I’m in one hell of a tailsping.
Must…walk…everyone.
We’ve decided to go with CubsDelay! instead of CubsLive!
Thank god for the rain. Hopefully it will last long enough that Dusty will send someone else out to cleanup my mess.
Have we come back and started beating on Florida yet? We don’t lose games, in case you haven’t noticed while you were busy prepping your next fresh Lassie joke.
Mike Murphy’s show is taken care of for tomorrow: 4 hours of shock and guffaw about how the Cubs and Sox are both playing here this afternoon but only one of the games is delayed by the rain.
Unbelievable, wasn’t it Fred?
That’s a show.
Bet you wish you had me on the northside.
…Now delayed on the south side as well.
Who is that wearing #20 and what did you do with Corey Patterson?
And please don’t leave!
It appears that Corey Patterson has saved my ass…
I’m not updating.
What happened in Klesko’s AB?
DH, when is the show about how Murphy has been booted from the morning slot for Mike North and his newly "expanded topics" show about politics and entertainment?
I sure can’t wait to hear North postulate for an entire morning about Ditka’s (by then, two months old) near candidacy and bounce his latest ethnic joke off Anne Maxfield and any other castoff dregs from Spike O’Dell’s geezer crew.
Matty Mo piss-pounded again today. Gold Glove candidate Albie Pujols with his 8th error. Carpenter still has a stiff back. Disco Danny Haren may even get a start.
#67, according to Yahoo, Klesko lined out to Patterson, who then gunned down Green at the plate.
Hot Dog Boy Mornings = Mike & Mike for sports and Howard Stern for entertainment and Don Wade and Roma for news and politics.
WSCR is screwed with too high of a contract for Hot Dog Boy. They tried to get Roe & Garry and failed. Now they are trying to make him a hybrid of the other personallities.
I give it 6 months before the format changes on Hot Dog Boy. His main crowd, the crowd that wears white sheets to their meetings, aren’t usually awake before that shift ends.
And I have been called up…..go cards…..
When you can lose 10 straight and still be in first place, life is still good.
Morris is losing it quickly this year. It’s getting to the point that if we don’t score 10 runs in his games, he doesn’t get the victory (if he makes it out of the 4th inning).
I got sent down so Eyechart could be brought up. That’s fine with me because I can’t hit against anyone but the Cubs.
I’m at 68 pitches and a rain delay and I walked the leadoff man.
I don’t survive the inning.
North is horribly overpaid. Even Mancow is going for a market correction downgrade in pay.
What is the Magic Number for St. Louis to clinch a playoff spot.
Question: What is the average IQ of St. Louis fans the feel the need to Troll on Cubs boards?
Actually, the interesting thing about the Cards is that since the Walker aquisition, their offense has gone into operation shutdown. They’ve still been winning the games, but it seems strange that they haven’t put up a lot of runs since Larry came to town.
I’ve thrown 85 pitches through 4 innings. The only good thing is, since I won’t be here next year, the Cubs don’t give a damn how many pitches I throw.
Clement 1 more, Ice Man 2 innings, The Farns 0, Dempster 1/3, Mercker 1/3, Remlinger 1/3, Hawkins 1
I’m at third….wait that is Ramon…I was going in the mirror when I read the first name.
I own Matt Clement. Lucky for the Cubs, none of my teammates are even leasing.
Apparently a 2 strike slider over the outer half and 6 inches off the ground is a mistake. Give Corey some credit for nailing a good pitch. 9 times out of 10 that pitch gives Peavy a strikeout to anyone.
Call the cops! Someone has kidnapped Corey and replaced him with a ballplayer!
I’ll be in soon.
MLB has to do something about that turd Bruce Froemming. He’s just awful.
OK, I understand umpires have the need to call a player on a phantom tag to feel important or something.
But can they at least wait for an instance when the SS actually has his feet off the bag for a change.
"With his 20th stolen base in the bottom of the fifth inning, Chicago Cubs outfielder Corey Patterson becomes the first Cub since Eric Young in 2001 to eclipse the plateau."
Ooh la la.
Explain please Dave
What the hell just happened?
That is horseshit!!!!!!!!!!
What happened??
that’s what happened. Grounder to Gruddy to Nomar. Long was out by a mile, but Froemming called him safe. Nomar made a wild throw into the stands and the umps gave Long home, even though he was on his ass at 2nd, didn’t know what had happened and you can see him call time.
Big Daddy Bruce just completely kicked a call at second base, ruling Nomar was off the base. Replays clearly indicate otherwise. Long was then allowed to score on the Nomar throwing error (he should’ve been out).
Froemming has been hosing the Cubs since his Milt Pappas debacle in 1972 (also the last time he saw his penis without the aid of a mirror).
An infield grounder should have been a fielder’s choice, but Froemming ruled that Kessinger (the guy Froemming believes is the Cubs shortstop) had his foot off the bag. According to Pat and Ron (and I know believing them sometimes is like believing OJ when he says he didn’t do it), Garciaparra clearly had his foot on the bag… Anyway, the "phantom tags" on plays at second are routinely tolerated except for when blowhards like Bruce Froemming believe they need to be in the paper more often.
Froemming is a fat, blind, senile pile of crap.
Will I be screwed out of another win?
They are saving the best for last. I’m going to F’ you cubbies up. The crew and I agreed that we can’t have you gaining ground on St. Louis.
Go Red Birds
Is it just me, or is this turning into a pattern? The umpires’ crap calls always seem to screw the Cubs.
It would be easier to make a case for a double play on that play because Aurillia was closer to interfering with Lee than Long was to being safe.
This inning kind of gives you the feeling that a Padres hitter can take a full swing and the first base ump will call him safe on a rebuttal.
Yep.
Why am I not playing?
Aramis, I came in for you at the top of the 5th.
I didn’t have anything against Loretta before, but how much of an ass do you have to be to argue over a swing when your team has just tied the game on 2 gift runs given to you by the umps. Hopefully that’ll piss the umps off and they’ll shrink the strike zone for the Pads, but I doubt it.
Sorry about that call guys. What happened was I took a step forward and sunk a little into the ground. It caught me by suprise, so I threw my arms up to try and get my balance. My arms will only go up so high, so it looked like I called him safe. Remember obesity is a disease.
Guess who I belong to today?
It’s not raining hard enough. I need it to rain harder so I can hit the ball real-le far. buddy.
Dear Bruce:
You are a fat, stupid, useless waste of whatever you call yourself. Take a cue from fellow umpire Ron Luciano and lock yourself in your car with the engine running.
Echoing #103, why is Martinez in for Aramis?
I am singing the 7th inning stretch today just after resinging as governor of New Jersey.
Its raining hard and Dusty probably doesn’t want to risk Aramis reinjuring his groin.
The Yankees right fielder is threatening to retire…you think they’d entertain a trade in the offseason?
I’m letting Ramon play for me for precautionary reasons. It’s easy to slip in this rain and injure a groin.
Bet those guys who thought Walker should be starting feel pretty stupid right now, eh Padre?
Damnit Wendelstedt, you just missed your chance to screw the cubs.
Any word on how the appeals went for Wood and Hawkins?
Besides A-Rod or Rivera who do the Yankees possibly have that the Cubs would want? No prospects, no other significant upgrades at positions and Jeter is untouchable, plus if he got traded he’d become absolute shit because he’ll have no reason to show his leadership.
Hey Dave B, I saw you ump in the Iowa high school baseball state tourney. Why don’t you and Bruce switch places???
#119…what we get for Sosa in the trade is irrelavent. The real prize is the extra dough to throw at Nomar, Beltran and whoever else we want.
#119 what you get for Sosa is freedom. Freedom from $18 million and an asswipe who doesn’t help the team when he can choose the path to boost his own ego.
Sosa + Alou + A Gonz + Clement = $37 million.
That trades for:
Nomar ($15mm) + Beltran ($15mm) + Maddux ($3mm raise in his 2005 contract) whomever you want for another $4mm.
Where do we sign?
Is Sosa under contract next year? I was under the impression that he isn’t, and I find it hard to believe he’ll get 10 million anywhere, so the Cubs could sign him for 11, because that’s what they do.
Actually, since I’m arbitration eligible, you can just hand that 4MM to me.
Why did Clement bat for himself in the bottom of the 5th?
Actually Chuck, Maddux makes the same money in 2005 as this year, $7.5MM. He makes $9MM in 2006 if he chooses to play (player option), and if he vests via 400 IP over 04-05 combined.
And Chip is an asswipe, I hate him.
Honesty compels me to say that yes, I am indeed an asswipe.
#123, to answer your question Sammy is under contract next year for I believe $18 million. The Cubs have an option on him in 2006.
Clement hit for himself because I had already decided to take down E-Ramis to save his groin from the wet conditions and I did not want to burn a pinch hitter so early in the game…..
F#cking #mpires. We’d have a rain shortened victory if it wasn’t for their idiocy.
Careful out there. The rain stopped, but the crybabying over the umps and/or the announcers never does.
We conflict, Editor. I have Maddux will get $6.0M in ‘04, $9.0M in ‘05, and $9.0M in ‘06 with 400 innings.
Did Pat Hughes die?
Nope, that’s just the bathroom you’re smelling.
We can smell it here, Pat. You had the cabagge soup and wienerschnitzel again.
Take that bitches!
Congratulations, Sam Me, you are now in the land of the .250 hitters.
Asswipe.
I think chippie is cheating on Biggio with this Khalil Green kid, he’s raved about him all inning EVEN saying that he could make plays that Ozzie Smith couldnt make.Again chippie always proves my point, what a freakin IDIOT!!!!!!
I haven’t NOT blown a game, in a game, since 1997.
I’m the best.
Chippy is a fool and constant NL shill, but hand it to Green — the kid’s got moxie and is the real deal. He’ll have All-Star appearances one day, so I’ll give Chip a pass on praising him.
Who peed on the outfield grass? I slip.
Hey buddy, some assholes in stands have over/under on how many more games until I start batting 6th in the order at 2. I say I am The Gladiator, you don’t know shit moran buddies!
I am Sammy Sosa, fear me and my golden sombrero.
Tough loss, Cubbies. I wish I could have helped you guys, but I’m a buffoon.
Oh, and Todd: strike two, you’re out.
Dammit Bruce, you ruined my birthday!
Aside from all the penalties, how about my Bears?
After seeing a tape of the DP that wasn’t (called), I agreed that I made a mistake in the Trib. I didn’t however explain my bizarre strike zone for Cubs versus Padres from the Tuesday game, or why I motioned "you’re out" to Todd Walker in the ninth inning of that game after 3 straight balls.
I was there, Nomar was off the bag, but Froemming COULD have made the phantom tag call that we would give every other team in the world, the fat little faghag.
You were there, we were all at home watching the up-close slow-mo replays, and Nomar was on the bag.
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