Goodbye Wendell Kim
Though we never really knew you at all
You had the nerve to wave your arms
While runners were out from third to home
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
You waved like a deranged windmill
And they fired you all the same
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a one-eyed midget dumbass
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked them to have ignored you
But they’re just dumb ballplayers
Your welcome wore out long before
You finally got shitcanned
Medium-deep flyballs were tough
The toughest role you ever played
Wrigley created a superstar
And Dumbass Wendell Kim was his name
Even when you got fired
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Wendell stopped to wave
Goodbye Wendell Kim
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than just a moran
Like our very own Dale Sveum
I’m like Bernie Taupin, except without the deadly immune deficiency! Or something.
Fine, you try and rhyme "Sveum."
Bye, Wendell, you miserable piece of shit.
Wait, so Gary Matthews is the first base coach and baserunning/outfield instructor? I thought I was gonna be the baserunning instructor/fireworks technician/groundscrew guy.
Finally that assclown is gone! No more collisions at the plate!
…I’m still here…and I’m an assclown…
Does Sveum rhyme with assclown?
Nice pictorial accompaniment.
A bit of trivia: the bat I’m pictured with is one of those little ones they used to give away at the ball park until Sox started beating up neighborhood kids with them.
Don’t worry guys. I didn’t get cut.
That’s when Wendell Kim
Took his turn to blow a game
That cost the Cubs a place
In the postseason.
He was too small to get respect,
So somewhere down the line, he chose:
To windmill as the wind blows
To windmill as the wind blows
Through the trees.
Dolan,
Nice job on the dose with the Wendell song. That’s very creative.
Let the axing begin. Finally Waving Asswhipe is gone. Why couldn’t Dusty get some balls during the season and fire that dumbass midget? Then you keep Shithead Sarge and put him at first base to coach and Gene Clines as the hitting instructor. I quote Dummy Dusty in saying,"Sarge and Clines are similiar in their coaching regarding hitting, sometimes you just need a different voice."
Unless Gene Clines is going to yell and scream at these morons to get their head out of their asses, they aren’t going to hit a fly again next year. That whole coaching staff should have been canned. Now Jim Hendry is turning into a pussy. I think Dusty is really wearing off on Jim.
We’ll find out if Jim is going to side with Sammy or Dusty in this busy offseason? I believe Dusty will get his way and Sammy will be gone. That’s one thing I will agree on. I’m not a Dusty lover as everyone knows, but if it comes down to Dusty or Sammy leaving, Sammy can pack his bags.
None the less, Jim Hendry is going to be working his ass off worse then last off season. We’ll see how creative he can get.
In closing, I’d say it will be the Yankess and Astros in the World Series. The Red Sox will blow it against the Yanks yet again. As for the Red Satanic Fowl, the Genius will out manage himself and it will cost his team. I said before the playoffs started, the Astros are last year’s Marlins. They will beat the Yankees and will become the 3rd wild card team to win the World Series. So take notes Cubs, so you can be next year’s Houston Astros.
But this year we were going to be last year’s Florida Marlins.
Dolan, you little moran:
Sveum, lame, dame, shame, frame, ballgame, tame, came, fame, name, same, for starters.
Baker Basher,
You can set up a blog of your own up for FREE!
And people can go to your site to read about how little you know about baseball.
Ah, try me again, Basher. Set up your own blog, and set us free!
We finally won!
On Good Morning America today they proudly declared that the Astros won a playoff series for the first time in 43 years.
Since the franchise is 43 years old, shouldn’t it have said, for the first time ever?
Re: Your Wavin’ Wendell lyrics. Thank you for showing just how difficult comedy and rhyming can be.
The picture is clear evidence of me.
Hey, oil is now over $54 a barrel. This is screwing up the budget at my house.
Ah, there just aren’t enough songs with me in the lyrics…
You guys miss me already? Don’t lie.
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