Washington State’s players must be feeling badly this morning. Not only because they have to go to school at Washington State (Which is probably enough to make most people suicidal anyway), but because the Cougars blew a five-point lead with just 25 seconds left to undefeated Stanford. A win would have put Dick Bennett’s Cougars on the map. Instead, Washington State is still off the map, where they always have been.

However, we did get a quote of the week from Bennett. Speaking about the officials, who didn’t see a Cougar player trying to call a timeout before a crucial five-second call, Bennett said the following:

“They blew it…”

Too bad a dog didn’t say it, or Jim Edmonds would be all over that.

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Illinois goes for its first outright Big Ten basketball title since 1952 Sunday at Ohio State. If the Illini can win, it would mean Illinois will have won ten straight games. Against all the other ten schools in the Big Ten. Which is named the Big Ten because it has eleven schools. Or something.

Another great statistic about how good this Illinois run has been: The last time Illinois won AT Iowa, AT Indiana, and AT Purdue? The year was 1937. Heck, the Cubs have won a pennant since that happened.

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Speaking of the Cubbies, they were on ESPN yesterday as they played the Raging Steroids, err, Giants in Arizona. This game mattered so much, Matt Clement went after flyballs and grounders at 10 percent, which is much lower than his normal average of 15 percent. When was the last time Matt looked like he was trying hard? Seriously, I want to know…

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We all want to eat healthy, right? Well, one person thought the best way to eat healthy was to serve a “thumb” salad.

I don’t think I want to go eat lunch now .

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To conclude, Kansas forward Wayne Simien says he is going to return to Kansas . Kansas fans should count on him returning, he hasn’t said he is “jacked” about playing next year at Lawrence yet. If he had, then we all know Simien was going to eventually announce his decision to go pro. Because people “jacked” about next season decide to go to other places. Okay, this Self reference stuff is going nowhere, let me just link up the story:

That’s all I’ve got, and if that last analogy is any indicator, I’ve definitely emptied out my trash barrel. Until next time, wear orange. Or at least drink orange juice.