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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #180 on: January 30, 2012, 10:51:30 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 25, 2012, 07:34:01 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 25, 2012, 07:31:01 PM
SKO needs to read this:

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/10214074-419/jay-cutler-is-missing-the-extra-something-best-qbs-have.html

QuoteBut what's more troubling is that when compared to quarterbacks such as Brady and Manning — or Rodgers, Brees and maybe even Matthew Stafford, Ben Roethlisberger and others — Cutler seems to lack that extra ''something.''

Zomething different?

QuoteIt seems Cutler's blank-faced nothingness must affect those around him. It certainly has affected certain professional people who have had contact with him and have wanted nothing more than a simple smile or ''hello.''

''He's a sh--,'' says one member of the Bears' extended staff, a man who wishes to remain anonymous. ''You see him, and he doesn't even acknowledge your presence.''

It's Mike McCaskey.

QuoteTo wit, Cutler and his back-again Hollywood girlfirend, Kristin Cavallari, ''are pregnant,'' and a baby is due sometime in late summer. There is no wedding news, of course, because that is the Hollywood way.

Why is "are pregnant" in quotes?

Nobody tell Rick that Brady had a child out of wedlock with a Hollywood-type starlet while banging a supermodel on the side.

It'll kill him.


I meant to bring this up.  Having just finished my latest Bill Bryson book, and faced with the prospect of nothing to read for my train ride this morning, I splurged on a rare purchase of a Sun-Times and this was the thanks I got.  So, so, criminally dumb and pointless.

Nice partial fisking by Deadspin BTW.



You wrote a Bill Bryson book?
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #181 on: March 01, 2012, 11:07:39 AM »
ESPN obviously didn't learn their lesson after the "Chink in the armor" issue.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #182 on: March 02, 2012, 08:03:37 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 01, 2012, 11:07:39 AM
ESPN obviously didn't learn their lesson after the "Chink in the armor" issue.





They sure didn't.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #183 on: April 05, 2012, 05:16:21 PM »
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #184 on: April 05, 2012, 05:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 05, 2012, 05:16:21 PM
David DeJesus and the god Thor or Theo or something.[url]

(And I know the Deadspin mocking was already posted, but Rick really earned this thread.)
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« Reply #185 on: May 18, 2012, 08:06:58 AM »
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #186 on: May 18, 2012, 05:23:58 PM »
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #187 on: May 18, 2012, 05:28:19 PM »
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« Reply #188 on: May 25, 2012, 12:17:34 AM »
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #189 on: May 25, 2012, 08:46:28 AM »
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« Reply #190 on: May 25, 2012, 08:49:25 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2012, 12:17:34 AM
Time to strengthen the paywall?

Oh, Lord...

QuoteAdditionally, work is progressing rapidly on a biography and screenplay of Mike North's colorful life story. The story is being written by Max Allan Collins, the American author best known for the 1998 graphic novel "Road to Perdition" and the 2002 Academy Award winning film of the same name starring Tom Hanks.
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« Reply #191 on: May 25, 2012, 08:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 25, 2012, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2012, 12:17:34 AM
Time to strengthen the paywall?

Oh, Lord...

QuoteAdditionally, work is progressing rapidly on a biography and screenplay of Mike North's colorful life story. The story is being written by Max Allan Collins, the American author best known for the 1998 graphic novel "Road to Perdition" and the 2002 Academy Award winning film of the same name starring Tom Hanks.

God, I hope this happens.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #192 on: May 25, 2012, 09:04:30 AM »
1. Sell hot dogs
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #193 on: May 25, 2012, 09:37:48 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 25, 2012, 09:04:30 AM
1. Sell hot dogs
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #194 on: May 25, 2012, 10:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 25, 2012, 09:37:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 25, 2012, 09:04:30 AM
1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?
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