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Slaky

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #255 on: September 15, 2009, 05:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 15, 2009, 03:14:35 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 15, 2009, 03:14:02 PM
Bobby Douglass was a great media guy. So was Rex Grossman. Let's bring them both back!

Douglass threw harder than Jake Utler too.

And he and his douchewipe son liked to start bar fights with people who are me because we were cheering against Kansas in an NCAA tournament game.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #256 on: September 15, 2009, 06:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 15, 2009, 05:49:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 15, 2009, 03:14:35 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 15, 2009, 03:14:02 PM
Bobby Douglass was a great media guy. So was Rex Grossman. Let's bring them both back!

Douglass threw harder than Jake Utler too.

And douchwipe he and his douchewipe son liked to start bar fights with people who are me because we were cheering against Kansas in an NCAA tournament game.

Apple-doesn't-fall-far-from-the-tree'd.

Douglass is Schilling-esque in his love of media. But he's an ass. I hoped you kicked his ass Slak.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #257 on: September 15, 2009, 09:41:01 PM »
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 15, 2009, 05:49:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 15, 2009, 03:14:35 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 15, 2009, 03:14:02 PM
Bobby Douglass was a great media guy. So was Rex Grossman. Let's bring them both back!

Douglass threw harder than Jake Utler too.

And he and his douchewipe son liked to start bar fights with people who are me because we were cheering against Kansas in an NCAA tournament game.

Next time you play softball with Pappas, ask him about his "Darrell Evans" story.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #258 on: September 16, 2009, 09:55:31 AM »
Quote from: MAD on September 15, 2009, 09:41:01 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 15, 2009, 05:49:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 15, 2009, 03:14:35 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 15, 2009, 03:14:02 PM
Bobby Douglass was a great media guy. So was Rex Grossman. Let's bring them both back!

Douglass threw harder than Jake Utler too.

And he and his douchewipe son liked to start bar fights with people who are me because we were cheering against Kansas in an NCAA tournament game.

Next time you play softball with Pappas Papoose, ask him about his "Darrell Evans" story.

We don't actually know Milt'd.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #259 on: September 20, 2009, 03:26:52 PM »
This secondary is beyond awful.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #260 on: September 20, 2009, 03:44:38 PM »
We're all well aware of Lovie's emphasis on stripping balls to manufacture turnovers, but I think he should still give serious thought to fining Danieal Manning every time he opts to just stand there swatting at a ball instead of making a tackle.

FRUSTRATION!!!
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #261 on: September 20, 2009, 06:08:18 PM »
Jeff Reed looks like he's about to cry.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #262 on: September 20, 2009, 06:11:44 PM »
Quote from: BC on September 20, 2009, 03:26:52 PM
This secondary isI am beyond awful.

I hope you jumped off that ledge before the Bears came back.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #263 on: September 20, 2009, 06:16:08 PM »
Looks like Pen is gonna be real busy at work this coming week.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #264 on: September 20, 2009, 06:25:12 PM »
Fuck all y'all nonbelievers. I'm back on the bus to the GOD DAMNED SUPERBOWL!
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #265 on: September 20, 2009, 06:31:29 PM »
Robbie Gould is money.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #266 on: September 20, 2009, 06:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 20, 2009, 06:31:29 PM
Robbie Gould is money.

And Jeff Reed sucks ass.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #267 on: September 20, 2009, 06:58:59 PM »
DPD...Hillenmeyer is a skinny bitch.


Taco Bell, mothafucka, STAT!

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #268 on: September 20, 2009, 10:06:20 PM »
Robbie Gould is money.

That said, the Bears did not win on skill - they won on the Steelers' lack of it today.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #269 on: September 20, 2009, 11:26:51 PM »
BTW... How about that little dose of perspective we got earlier in the day regarding the Bears' running attack (seeing what transpired in Green Bay versus the same Packers D that held the Bears to 2.8 per carry a week ago)?

Someone step up and make me feel better about that.
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