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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #990 on: November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM »
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #991 on: November 13, 2009, 05:20:33 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #992 on: November 13, 2009, 05:30:58 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #993 on: November 13, 2009, 06:31:47 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on November 13, 2009, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?


It wouldn't have been intercepted by someone's face on the other team?
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #994 on: November 13, 2009, 06:39:51 PM »
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 13, 2009, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?


It wouldn't have been intercepted by someone's face on the other team?

Probably someone on his team's face or his face.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #995 on: November 13, 2009, 06:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 13, 2009, 06:39:51 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 13, 2009, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?


It wouldn't have been intercepted by someone's face on the other team?

Probably someone on his team's face or his face.

Whatever happened, it was Ron Turner's fault for not putting the faces in the right place for them to be punched.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #996 on: November 13, 2009, 07:57:54 PM »
I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

QuoteFran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #997 on: November 13, 2009, 09:06:03 PM »
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

QuoteFran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #998 on: November 13, 2009, 10:13:50 PM »
QuoteTarkenton, who led the Vikings to three Super Bowls in the 1970s, disputed the notion that Cutler's mechanics needed work. It's a lot simpler than that, he said.

"Great quarterbacks, good quarterbacks, make plays," Tarkenton said on "The Waddle and Silvy Show." "Mechanics is overwrought. Whether they're strong-armed, weak-armed, throw sidearm, throw overhead, they're fast, they're quick, I don't care. I just want someone to make plays. Peyton Manning doesn't look beautiful back there.

Are you kidding me? Peyton Manning? The guy with Textbook mechanics? The guy who has supplanted Dan Marino and Joe Montana as the very Definition of a pocket passer? Yeah, he's just back there winging it. Cutler's mechanics (i.e. his throwing motion and follow through) are fine when he sets his feet. I can't think of one bad pass he's thrown this year when he's set his feet. Too bad he never has time to do that.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #999 on: November 13, 2009, 10:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 13, 2009, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

QuoteFran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1000 on: November 14, 2009, 12:02:01 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 13, 2009, 10:15:08 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 13, 2009, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

QuoteFran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

Hova?

Yeah, other than The Gray Album, that dude's overrated as fuck.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1001 on: November 14, 2009, 09:46:23 AM »
Quote from: BBM on November 14, 2009, 12:02:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 13, 2009, 10:15:08 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 13, 2009, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

QuoteFran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

Hova?

Yeah, other than The Gray Album, that dude's overrated as fuck.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1002 on: November 14, 2009, 10:37:44 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

If this is a serious question, the dude Harris punched was wearing a helmet so it wasn't actually in his face.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1003 on: November 14, 2009, 11:02:56 AM »
Quote from: Pre on November 14, 2009, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

If this is a serious question, the dude Harris punched was wearing a helmet so it wasn't actually in his face.

He sure did act like Harris' big mitt got through his facemask

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1004 on: November 14, 2009, 10:17:11 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 13, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

The disparity is a total joke--but it's also patently offensive that anyone would be fined $20,000 for what they said.  There's no way an NFL official's psyche or authority is worth that much money.  There's no way their collective authority is worth that much.
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