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Quote from: Pancho on December 21, 2006, 12:27:18 AM

Quote from: SD on December 20, 2006, 01:08:44 PM
Lots of swear words could be used here about the (domestic) beer industry.  I'll limit myself to:

You can taste the steel from the distillery in Budweiser.  If you're going to drink domestic, the least you could do for yourself is have a nice warm Natural Ice, or the finest domestic out there, Icehouse.

Quote from: The Slak on December 20, 2006, 12:57:05 PM
We should change the thread title to Bad. Beer.

But I'll steer us back, I love me some Newcastle. Yum.

Why, I just enjoyed a fine Newcastle a few nights back myself.  That is what beer is.

My own input into this thread?  The greatest beer known to myself -- Warsteiner premium dunkel.  Go to war with Warsteiner.  Get dunked by the dunkel.

You should just not talk about beer.

Ha!  Well, friend.  You can just step right up and kiss my wah-toosie!  You must have missed the countless times where I've hollered at folks here and many other places for even mentioning light beer.  You must have missed the countless times where I've mentioned that I haven't drank in years.  You must have missed the countless times, ah, the f uck with it, you must have missed a lot.

The day a beer elitist chirps to me, to me!, about the finer points of alcoholic intake, well, it sure as shit ain't going to be today.  Suck a Keystone, good sir.

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on December 20, 2006, 02:05:44 PM
For a good beer, I'll throw in a plug for Kansas City's Boulevard beer, good stuff.

My Ozarks-dwelling, Royals-rooting friends swear up-and-down by Boulevard.  Its supposedly best served after a campus wide interracial brawl.

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It was FAKE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0JA4XBm9w8

Forgot to mention that Mike and Fork were right.  Old Mil is my personal worst beer.  Milwaukee's Best Ice, to be specific.

I used to fancy myself as an ice beer warrior, and still do if need be, but Milwaukee's Best Ice tastes a lot like Korski's vodka (about $5 for a full gallon, I think?), which tastes a lot like solidified cement puke chunks, which usually makes you puke.

Quote from: Brian on December 20, 2006, 01:14:56 PM
Blatz. Point. Rhinelander.

When you say WIS-CON-SIN, you've said it all.

How are those, anyway?  I've always been too afraid to try the native's beer.  I see Blatz signs up here all around the county, and Point I've been told will give you rainbow shit.  The only local I've tried is Leinenkugels, but I was an Iowan when I tried it.

Lots of swear words could be used here about the (domestic) beer industry.  I'll limit myself to:

You can taste the steel from the distillery in Budweiser.  If you're going to drink domestic, the least you could do for yourself is have a nice warm Natural Ice, or the finest domestic out there, Icehouse.

Quote from: The Slak on December 20, 2006, 12:57:05 PM
We should change the thread title to Bad. Beer.

But I'll steer us back, I love me some Newcastle. Yum.

Why, I just enjoyed a fine Newcastle a few nights back myself.  That is what beer is.

My own input into this thread?  The greatest beer known to myself -- Warsteiner premium dunkel.  Go to war with Warsteiner.  Get dunked by the dunkel.

F uck them ignorant white bitches, and F UCK Charlie Brown!

Did somebody check this mother f ucker for explosives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB-65kJ-4s

Quote from: SD on December 08, 2006, 01:19:59 PM
Obligatory hand-wringing nit-picking nay-saying contrarian dick ass post response to the mere mention of Metallica.

How about someone slug this dickhead right square in the mouth the next time he wants to post in a metal thread.  Anyone will do, preferably Slaky. 

Obligatory hand-wringing nit-picking nay-saying contrarian dick ass post response to the mere mention of Metallica.

I would prescribe some Manowar's Kings of Metal for indoctrination, but Manowar are the Guiness World Book of Record's loudest band ever, after all.  Heck, I bet Fork's dad could offer up some sweet metal hymns.  By divine right -- hail, and kill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0flNUFBRtB8

Quote from: ChuckDickens on November 07, 2006, 02:41:52 PM
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Don't scare me like that, Chuckie D!  The site seems to be back up now.

They added wrestling yesterday (half of Desipio cheers, while the other half smacks their forehead with an open palm)!  Today saw the addition of 56 Monty Python sketches.  Assorted Borat clips went up yesterday, along with MS3TK episodes.  This site's explosion is just amazing.  Please don't go offline!

Ohhh, so this is why I didn't want to pick evening hours.  Son of a bitch!  You guys should have stopped me.

Goodbye, The Office.  I will miss you (or at least until allfg uploads the latest ep).

Not to pimp or promote or anything, but if this site doesn't have what you're looking for now, chances are they will have it soon.  The fellas I got this from and I are all surprised at how exponentially this bad boy has grown.  I can't even begin to list all the stuff they have now.  They have Oz.  Oz, Jerry!  Wait, what's that?  Jerry and Oz, together?  You don't say?

Sure!:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3XtJf8wfEw

Quote from: forkserker on October 31, 2006, 01:00:10 PM
I just watch it for the articles.

That's just suave.  You know that?  Ya dig?

Quote from: Xenu on October 30, 2006, 09:37:35 PM
I likey.  I likey lots and lots.

'Atta boy!

Quote from: James Westfall on October 31, 2006, 11:59:45 AM
I don't know why he bothers with Heroes or The Office.... Can't you watch those on nbc.com? Probably in better quality too....

True or not, you can't argue with success.

Quote from: Xenu on October 27, 2006, 09:46:29 PM

Quote from: SD on October 12, 2006, 12:18:13 PM
What's the point of posting solely to point out that someone posted a "boring as hell" link?  Quit being a dick, ya dick!  Here I was about to post some Elder Scrolls physics videos that involve people falling from very high places and bouncing off the pavement like got-damned super balls, but nooo, who would ever dare post such a video in fear of Piss Eye pissing all over the contribution?

Up your nose with a rubber hose, you slagging cur!

I posted that the video sucked because it was advertised as "the greatest youtube discovery."  You can't say that and then bring weak shit.  Had he simply posted the weak shit without the "greatest" tag, I'd have said nothing at all about it.

The infraction is mine, then!  I just didn't want potential videos to miss getting posted for fear of being slammed and rejected.  Even if 99% of people don't find a particular video funny whatsoever, there's still that 1% out there.  Oh well, m'bad.