2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[CubFaninHydePark]

A fitting ending for tonight's abortion of a football game.

This offense has 6 days to get a ton better before playing a football team that is...actually...good.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Christ, that was like watching Kevin Gregg close a tight game.

[Waco Kid]

Vasher sucks. This receiving core sucks.

[MAD]

I thought "Lotto" wore 18?

That's Pick 6, dumbass.

Collinsworth keeps calling out the receivers so much, you'd have thought he was a QB and not a receiver himself.

A fitting ending for tonight's abortion of a football game.

This offense has 6 days to get a ton better before playing a football team that is...actually...good.

I think it's naive of me to think that your internet persona will ever survive long enough to acquire some perspective, but...a "ton" better?  

Go stick your finger in your butthole for a while.

[Saul Goodman]

I thought "Lotto" wore 18?

That's Pick 6, dumbass.

Collinsworth keeps calling out the receivers so much, you'd have thought he was a QB and not a receiver himself.

A fitting ending for tonight's abortion of a football game.

This offense has 6 days to get a ton better before playing a football team that is...actually...good.

I think it's naive of me to think that your internet persona will ever survive long enough to acquire some perspective, but...a "ton" better?  

Go stick your finger in your butthole for a while.

You're forgetting about Greg "One of the Best In the Game" Jennings.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I thought "Lotto" wore 18?

That's Pick 6, dumbass.

Collinsworth keeps calling out the receivers so much, you'd have thought he was a QB and not a receiver himself.

A fitting ending for tonight's abortion of a football game.

This offense has 6 days to get a ton better before playing a football team that is...actually...good.

I think it's naive of me to think that your internet persona will ever survive long enough to acquire some perspective, but...a "ton" better?  

Go stick your finger in your butthole for a while.

I'd say going from 4 picks to 0 and establishing a consistent running game--from where this team was at tonight--is a "ton" better.

To say anything less would be to sugar-coat it.  But that's the perspective of objectivity.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Lovie's presser should be fun to watch.

[Eli]

You're forgetting about Greg "One of the Best In the Game" Jennings.

I don't think that statement is all that inaccurate.  

[Saul Goodman]

You're forgetting about Greg "One of the Best In the Game" Jennings.

I don't think that statement is all that inaccurate.  

Take it up with Collinsworth, who said those very words about 10 times.

[BC]

It would help if the offensive line would decide to block anyone in the first half of a football game.

It would also help if Jay Cutler would stop making mistakes that Pop Warner QB's don't make.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I thought "Lotto" wore 18?

That's Pick 6, dumbass.

Chill out, Mike. 

http://www.seattlepi.com/archives/1987/8702040757.asp

After throwing four picks Monday night, his teammates started calling Tomczak "Lotto" because the Illinois state lottery features a game called Pick Four.

[fiveouts]

Dislocated wrist for Urlacher.

[Slaky]

Dislocated wrist for Urlacher.

Doesn't that usually mean out for the season?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Dislocated wrist for Urlacher.

Doesn't that usually mean out for the season?

More likely he couldn't find a skank.

[Eli]

Dislocated wrist for Urlacher.

Doesn't that usually mean out for the season?

Not always, but it's a bad injury:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4418731