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I thought it was going to be Manny Mota.

I happened to catch the Sun-Times this morning where Gordo Busfield wrote a similar article.  When it came to Colvin, he mentioned his rookie-leading 12 home runs.  Not bad, but his batting average is down to .263.  I cringe to think what his OBP is--the Sun-Times insists on being a Luddite to their bitter final days and doesn't print it (though they do print SLG)--but I'm guessing it's not good.  I'm glad he's doing well but I suspect his value may never be higher.  Has a Rookie of the Year ever been traded after his rookie season?

Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM

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Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.

Don't worry; I laughed.
You're still a trolling dickface
When it comes to Bulls.

Quote from: CT III on July 10, 2010, 03:43:37 PM

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Quote from: CT III on July 10, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
Huey corrected?
Anger is   Hostility palapable
We have no suspects

7'd

Yeah, I misspelled palpable and gave it an extra syllable as a result.  COMPLETE FAIL

Had You Left The "a"
It Would Not Have Been English
Yet Correct Haiku

Quote from: ChuckD on July 10, 2010, 03:33:44 PM

Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 02:57:18 PM

QuoteOne of the best deals the Cubs made, Hendry said, was acquiring catcher Jason Kendall in 2007. Kendall may have been bumped that year in the playoffs by Geovany Soto, but his experience helped the team.

"I don't think we would've won the division if we didn't get him," Hendry said. "His numbers don't reflect that, but he brought something to the clubhouse for a month or two."

Scabies. I'm going with scabies.

I'm going with soylent green.

Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM

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Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

"Titles" is still one syllable, I believe, if that's the one you're saying is two.

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

I curse you for inadvertantly drawing attention to my garbled syntax, Bonk. 

And I was trying to compliment you!

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM

Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2010, 03:33:04 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2010, 03:15:22 PM
King James to the Bulls?
Reputation on the line,
Gil said yes, wrongly

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Your Last Two Lines Got Cut Off
Gil, Please Try Again

Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2010, 03:17:19 PM

Quote from: MAD on July 09, 2010, 03:15:00 PM
Apex is Mike C.
Of the Chicago Bulls Thread
Projects, not Engage

I responded to
Each of your dumbass posts there
Like it or not, dude.

It's Not About Me
You Obnoxious Animal
Go Fuck Your Own Face

Apex is Mike C.
Of the Chicago Bulls Thread
Projects, not Engage

Quote from: Oleg on July 09, 2010, 01:25:21 PM

Quote from: Fork on July 09, 2010, 09:17:51 AM

Who's hanging out with KD in October?

Fuck.
Yeah.

Old Town School of Folk Music?

Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on July 09, 2010, 12:42:14 PM

Quote from: R-V on July 09, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
Kerm's kind of a big deal now guys.

QuoteI'm off to have lunch with @thekapman. Roundup this afternoon.

SELLOUT!

Not mentioned:  Steve Stone will be there also.

I'm with Tony.  I've enjoyed watching Supernintendo's development since the last half of '09.  He really seems to have become a top four defenseman.  I'd be more bummed if they lost him than I was for Steeg, Byfuglien, Ladd, Burish et.al...