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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2009, 12:27:37 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 23, 2009, 11:52:11 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner

Tom Ricketts GETS IT. Unless he doesn't open up his wallet. Or if he uses a money clip. Then we'll have to wait and see.

I like that "open up his wallet" line.  I mean, unless this guy plans on trading 2/3rds of the team prior to spring training, the Trib has already opened his wallet for him.  I'm certainly not expecting a sudden surge in payroll from the current numbers.

Maybe he can find another 63 million or so over the next four years for one more employee?

I'm just saying....

You're asking for 1 million per inch?
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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2009, 12:29:04 PM »
QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- protects my number one motivation for being a fan--Wrigley Field----I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

What that chode really means but is careful about just coming out and saying'd.
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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM »
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM »
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2009, 01:17:32 PM »
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

We can't all release our sexual tensions by playing the guitar.  Some of us gotta see some zebra secks.
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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM »
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2009, 02:05:49 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

I can't wait to drink some Clydezdalez brewzkiz while watching our Cubbiez in the bleacherz this year, bro!

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2009, 02:26:14 PM »
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

I can't wait to drink some Clydezdalez brewzkiz while watching our Cubbiez in the bleacherz this year, bro!

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2009, 05:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Pre on January 23, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
If there's one complaint about the current Cubs - it's that they don't spend enough money on scouting and player development.

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2009, 10:05:05 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on January 23, 2009, 05:55:38 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 23, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
If there's one complaint about the current Cubs - it's that they don't spend enough money on scouting and player development.

Me ranting'd

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Maybe Hendry should pay them more so they choose to be not ghey.

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.
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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2009, 12:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.

What are you gonna do?

Secede? And start your own Union in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come?

I'd like to see you try that!
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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2009, 12:42:44 PM »
Quote from: Tank on January 24, 2009, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.

What are you gonna do?

Secede? And start your own Union in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come?

I'd like to see you try that!

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Bart: I'm from a casino.

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Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2009, 12:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 24, 2009, 12:42:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 24, 2009, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse.

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.

What are you gonna do?

Secede? And start your own Union in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come?

I'd like to see you try that!

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Bart: I'm from a casino.

Goulet: Eh, good enough. Let's go.

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