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Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« on: June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM »
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 05:32:42 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 08:52:46 PM »
Quote from: Slak on June 21, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

You just told me to do something, then give me a compelling reason to not do it. I'll pass.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 10:27:27 PM »
Quote from: Slak on June 21, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 10:28:16 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 21, 2009, 10:27:27 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 21, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 09:10:49 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 21, 2009, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 21, 2009, 10:27:27 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 21, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

When that place first opened and it was that Weigman Park Brewery or however you spell the old name of Wrigley, the food was really good. 

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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 09:24:31 AM »
Quote from: Poon on June 22, 2009, 09:10:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 21, 2009, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 21, 2009, 10:27:27 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 21, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 21, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

When that place first opened and it was that Weigman Park Brewery or however you spell the old name of Wrigley, the food was really good. 

Mullen's is next door, and they have a foosball table.

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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 11:41:16 AM »
Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 12:01:11 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 22, 2009, 11:41:16 AM
Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 12:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2009, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 22, 2009, 11:41:16 AM
Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 12:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 22, 2009, 12:06:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2009, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 22, 2009, 11:41:16 AM
Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.
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Re: Borb Brenly is the Truth.
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2009, 12:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Jon on June 22, 2009, 12:09:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 22, 2009, 12:06:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2009, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 22, 2009, 11:41:16 AM
Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.

Chicken fried steak has the word "chicken" right in the title.  How bad can it be?