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eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« on: February 02, 2010, 04:53:04 PM »
Yep.

Deal with it.
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 05:10:23 PM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 05:47:57 PM »
We've just made a huge mistake. 

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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 05:51:13 PM »
What is known of his toileting habits?
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 06:24:07 PM »
This guy is a turd against which all other turds will be measured.  He'll be worse than Milton, but at least he's a little less black.
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 11:31:58 AM »
What'd he do?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 11:33:39 AM »
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:31:58 AM
What'd he do?

Gave Pen a raging, mega-huge boner.

But since he never saw Super Troopers, he probably doesn't understand.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM »
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM »
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 11:43:29 AM »
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady...

You scout him out of Salinas Middle School?
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.   Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 12:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:43:29 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady...

You scout him out of Salinas Middle School?

DPD.

I did bring him up through the minor leagues, yes.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM »
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.   Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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