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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1035 on: May 31, 2010, 02:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
It's probably pretty fruitless to hope that Pronger suddenly breaks down after an entire season of playing a ton of minutes at a high level with just a max of six games left.

I'm not really looking for a sudden breakdown.

Just give me a late mental lapse or slow feet on a crucial third period break or something.

Something. Anything.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1036 on: May 31, 2010, 02:57:10 PM »
http://www.csnphilly.com/05/31/10/Flyers-Pregame-Notes-Carcillo-Bartulis-i/landing.html?blockID=244475&feedID=704

James van Riemsdyk sitting for Carcillo.

Converted winger and pride of Latvia, Oskars Bartulis in for Parent.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1037 on: May 31, 2010, 03:57:50 PM »
Man, thank gord Dale Tallon picked Patrick Kane's awesomeness instead of JVR's sizeishness.

And it looked to me like Pronger started dragging a bit in the third period.  Hopefully he has to play some minutes on the penalty kill unit tonight.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1038 on: May 31, 2010, 10:22:28 PM »
Niemi.  Wow.  2 to go. 

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1039 on: May 31, 2010, 10:36:29 PM »

Having a mic on Burish was pretty enjoyable, but I'd rather hear him giving Sharp shit for hitting the post on the empty netter.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1040 on: May 31, 2010, 11:15:48 PM »


Also...

http://twitter.com/NHLBlackhawks/status/15152394142

QuoteEager on his postgame words with Pronger: "He was picking up the puck. I told him he could keep it." Wouldn't elaborate further.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1041 on: May 31, 2010, 11:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 31, 2010, 11:15:48 PM


Also...

http://twitter.com/NHLBlackhawks/status/15152394142

QuoteEager on his postgame words with Pronger: "He was picking up the puck. I told him he could keep it." Wouldn't elaborate further.

Proof - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dudng3vRE04&feature=player_embedded

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1042 on: June 01, 2010, 12:07:56 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2010, 11:43:25 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 31, 2010, 11:15:48 PM


Also...

http://twitter.com/NHLBlackhawks/status/15152394142

QuoteEager on his postgame words with Pronger: "He was picking up the puck. I told him he could keep it." Wouldn't elaborate further.

Proof - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dudng3vRE04&feature=player_embedded

Misconduct x 2.

Watch Eager from the moment he climbs over the boards. Only one thing on his mind.

And what happened to Pronger's dramatic, taking-it-in-stride nonchalance towards Gentle Ben from earlier?
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1043 on: June 01, 2010, 12:23:49 AM »
I don't know if there is any truth to this, but apparently Briere spat on the Indian at center ice after the warm-up.

Fucker.

PS - You want to know what sucks more that completely fucking up one's ankle jumping over a bonfire celebrating a Game 1 Kopecky goal?  Getting driven back to Peoria and then not being able to get 720 on the ghey buttcruiser for long stretches at a time.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1044 on: June 01, 2010, 07:13:53 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 31, 2010, 11:15:48 PM


Also...

http://twitter.com/NHLBlackhawks/status/15152394142

QuoteEager on his postgame words with Pronger: "He was picking up the puck. I told him he could keep it." Wouldn't elaborate further.

That was great that his biggest hit was on his own teammate. Also, memo to NBC, Carcillo sucks shut up about him.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1045 on: June 01, 2010, 07:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 01, 2010, 07:13:53 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 31, 2010, 11:15:48 PM


Also...

http://twitter.com/NHLBlackhawks/status/15152394142

QuoteEager on his postgame words with Pronger: "He was picking up the puck. I told him he could keep it." Wouldn't elaborate further.

That was great that his biggest hit was on his own teammate. Also, memo to NBC, Carcillo sucks shut up about him.

Burish to Carcillo after that hit: "Was that your first big hit of the year?"
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1046 on: June 01, 2010, 08:25:25 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 01, 2010, 07:13:53 AM
That was great that his biggest hit was on his own teammate. Also, memo to NBC, Carcillo sucks shut up about him.

Dan Carcillo is an absolute game changer. 

Honestly, how tough can a guy be when Tomas Kopecky will get right in his face? 

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1047 on: June 01, 2010, 08:40:14 AM »


Kane and Hossa's expressions are great.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1048 on: June 01, 2010, 09:30:04 AM »
It was Carter's return to the lineup that left Carcillo a healthy scratch for three games, right?

If I were Ian Laperriere, I'd be watching my back. (I think Carcillo may be jealous of all of Laperriere's teeth, too.)
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1049 on: June 01, 2010, 09:37:45 AM »
I don't watch the hockee much, but I just wanted to jump in here and say Go Hawks.
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