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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #120 on: May 05, 2010, 12:04:33 PM »
I think Hendry may have backed his way into winning this trade. Even if Silva implodes.

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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #121 on: May 05, 2010, 12:51:11 PM »
This dude is really a fuckwad.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #122 on: May 05, 2010, 01:12:06 PM »
Absolute shitstain of a human being.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #123 on: May 05, 2010, 01:18:50 PM »

who the fuck doesn't want to hit cleanup?
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #124 on: May 29, 2010, 06:03:57 PM »
Fuck you for going getting 11 Ks today in 7IP, giving up 0 Runs.  Now 7-0
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #125 on: May 29, 2010, 08:10:14 PM »
I'm starting to think he'll make the All-Star Team.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #126 on: June 01, 2010, 02:47:51 PM »
I'd be surprised, but not shocked, to see Silva win 30 games this year.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #127 on: June 01, 2010, 02:53:46 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 01, 2010, 02:47:51 PM
I'd be surprised, but not shocked, to see Silva win 30 games this year.

I am surprised, but not shocked, that Huey made me laugh like a common PANK.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #128 on: July 19, 2010, 09:08:24 PM »
Well that took a hell of a lot longer than I expected.

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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #129 on: July 19, 2010, 09:26:45 PM »
Why in the hell did they think he was healthy enough to pitch tonight? Was there nobody else anywhere? What about Iowa? Anybody down there with significant starting experience? Guess not.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #130 on: July 20, 2010, 07:40:52 AM »
What about Sean Marshall?  Because he's good.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #131 on: July 20, 2010, 08:10:27 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 20, 2010, 07:40:52 AM
What about Sean Marshall?  Because he's good.

Not stretched out enough though. Which is of course, what she said.
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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #132 on: July 20, 2010, 08:12:08 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 20, 2010, 07:40:52 AM
What about Sean Marshall?  Because he's good.

I love the guy too, but for some reason his ERA is about 1.5-2.0 higher when he starts.

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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #133 on: July 20, 2010, 08:21:30 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 20, 2010, 08:10:27 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 20, 2010, 07:40:52 AM
What about Sean Marshall?  Because he's good.

Not stretched out enough though. Which is of course, what she said.

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Re: The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread
« Reply #134 on: July 20, 2010, 08:42:23 AM »
I know he's probably worn down from all of the wear and tear, and his fastball is consequently much more hittable, and he can be kind of a crazy asshole, but I'm thinking this Carlos Zambrano guy might do better than what was given last night, yes?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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