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CT III

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #525 on: June 03, 2012, 07:47:55 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

You mean Gil?

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #526 on: June 03, 2012, 08:30:22 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2012, 07:47:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

You mean Gil?

Heh.  I swee what you did there, CT, and I approve.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #527 on: June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #528 on: June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #529 on: June 05, 2012, 09:28:51 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'm washing my hair.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #530 on: June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #531 on: June 05, 2012, 09:48:46 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on June 05, 2012, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'm washing my hair.

I'm trimming my sideburns.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #532 on: June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #533 on: June 05, 2012, 10:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

Get a son.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #534 on: June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #535 on: June 05, 2012, 10:27:25 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

That's exactly how it works.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #536 on: June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #537 on: June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #538 on: June 05, 2012, 10:35:37 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Aw, you have the implicit guarantee of the US Government now, Chuck.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #539 on: June 05, 2012, 10:35:54 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.