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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #300 on: September 17, 2015, 01:02:06 PM »
Thank the baseball Jesus for Tony Ballgame.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #301 on: September 17, 2015, 01:03:40 PM »
2nd Cub left-handed hitter to have multiple 30 HR seasons.

I understand that this says more about the Cubs' historic dearth of LH power hitters through the years than anything else but still--yay Tony!
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #302 on: September 17, 2015, 01:15:12 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 17, 2015, 01:03:40 PM
2nd Cub left-handed hitter to have multiple 30 HR seasons.

I understand that this says more about the Cubs' historic dearth of LH power hitters through the years than anything else but still--yay Tony!

Just wait until we have two at once.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #303 on: September 17, 2015, 01:34:43 PM »
The world is a much better place when Tony isn't slumping.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #304 on: September 18, 2015, 11:11:33 AM »

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #305 on: September 18, 2015, 11:16:47 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on September 18, 2015, 11:11:33 AM
He's a fucking god.

30 HR and a K rate under 15%...I'm not as versed in statfaggotry as some, but that seems good.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #306 on: September 18, 2015, 11:41:35 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 18, 2015, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 18, 2015, 11:11:33 AM
He's a fucking god.

30 HR and a K rate under 15%...I'm not as versed in statfaggotry as some, but that seems good.

It's very good. Second-lowest K rate among guys with more than 25 homers. Pujols is the winner at 35 homers and 11.5%, which is amazing (though not as amazing as when he used to hit 40+ homers with 7-8% K rates every year).

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #307 on: September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM »
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #308 on: September 28, 2015, 02:25:01 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Not really, no.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #309 on: September 28, 2015, 04:56:45 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Yeah, everyone's been hitting Papelbon lately.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #310 on: September 28, 2015, 05:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 02:25:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Not really, no.

You're right. Arrieta will probably get more votes than Rizzo. But as far as Harper goes, MVPs don't get into dugout fights with teammates. Maybe he'll win it anyway, but his antics can't be helping him.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #311 on: September 28, 2015, 05:54:58 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on September 28, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 02:25:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Not really, no.

You're right. Arrieta will probably get more votes than Rizzo. But as far as Harper goes, MVPs don't get into dugout fights with teammates. Maybe he'll win it anyway, but his antics can't be helping him.

Is this a bit?

If not, please be aware that Papelbon is a well-known asshammer who ATTACKED Harper. This will--and should-- have no effect on Harper'a MVP chances.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #312 on: September 28, 2015, 06:23:56 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2015, 05:54:58 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 28, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 02:25:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Not really, no.

You're right. Arrieta will probably get more votes than Rizzo. But as far as Harper goes, MVPs don't get into dugout fights with teammates. Maybe he'll win it anyway, but his antics can't be helping him.

Is this a bit?

If not, please be aware that Papelbon is a well-known asshammer who ATTACKED Harper. This will--and should-- have no effect on Harper'a MVP chances.

Yes.  Perhaps I should have been more explicit, but: this.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #313 on: September 28, 2015, 09:15:17 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 06:23:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2015, 05:54:58 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 28, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 02:25:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Not really, no.

You're right. Arrieta will probably get more votes than Rizzo. But as far as Harper goes, MVPs don't get into dugout fights with teammates. Maybe he'll win it anyway, but his antics can't be helping him.

Is this a bit?

If not, please be aware that Papelbon is a well-known asshammer who ATTACKED Harper. This will--and should-- have no effect on Harper'a MVP chances.

Yes.  Perhaps I should have been more explicit, but: this.

I am often wrong. I hope I'm not totally off in this case. Papelbon may be a douche, but I'm not sure about Harper, either.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #314 on: September 28, 2015, 09:18:51 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on September 28, 2015, 09:15:17 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 06:23:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2015, 05:54:58 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 28, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 28, 2015, 02:25:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
One has to think his MVP chances improve when his top competition is busy getting into fist fights with Papelbon.

Not really, no.

You're right. Arrieta will probably get more votes than Rizzo. But as far as Harper goes, MVPs don't get into dugout fights with teammates. Maybe he'll win it anyway, but his antics can't be helping him.

Is this a bit?

If not, please be aware that Papelbon is a well-known asshammer who ATTACKED Harper. This will--and should-- have no effect on Harper'a MVP chances.

Yes.  Perhaps I should have been more explicit, but: this.

I am often wrong. I hope I'm not totally off in this case. Papelbon may be a douche, but I'm not sure about Harper, either.

Kurt may not be wrong on this, if Nitkowski's article is any indication. Papelbon's a turd but he's the kind of turd baseball insiders approve of. He beans players who admire home runs and he enforces the unwritten rules. Harper's reputation as a cocky d-bag seems to be entirely fueled by the fact that he's A) very well aware that he's 22 years old and yet better than basically everyone and B) as indicated by his public shitting on Papelbon for beaning Machado and his failing to sometimes run out pop ups and stuff, Harper has no time for the unwritten rules.

If the baseball media wasn't still largely full of mealy mouthed idiots who think it's fine and dandy to choke out a teammate for not running out a pop up or to use a 97 MPH fastball as a weapon to adjust someone's attitude, I'd say this would have no effect on Harper, but the response has been enough to give me pause, though.
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