News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu
Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Pages: Pages1 2

Author Topic: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread  ( 2,842 )

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« on: April 09, 2016, 11:24:03 PM »

That fucking slider.
Logged
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM »
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.
Logged
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

CubFaninHydePark

  • President The Bull Moose Fan Club
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 2,533
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.
Logged
Those Cardinals aren't red, they're yellow.  Like the Spanish!

Tonker

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,063
  • Location: Den Haag
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2016, 03:10:30 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 09, 2016, 11:24:03 PM

That fucking slider.

That fucking slider and that fucking sinker or change or whatever the hell it was he struck Goldschmidt out with.  With both of those working and a 96-mph heater, fucking good luck hitting anything he throws you.
Logged
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

ChuckD

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 2,502
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2016, 06:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 03:10:30 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 09, 2016, 11:24:03 PM

That fucking slider.

That fucking slider and that fucking sinker or change or whatever the hell it was he struck Goldschmidt out with.  With both of those working and a 96-mph heater, fucking good luck hitting anything he throws you.

Changeup. Probably caught a little more plate than he intended and really strange to see him throw it to a RHH, but maybe that was the genius of it. He's thrown it all of five times to RHH since the start of 2014 (twice against Goldschmidt).
Logged

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.

Logged
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

CBStew

  • Most people my age are dead.
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,000
  • Location: Berkeley, California
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2016, 11:51:13 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.


From the way Montero's glove moved you can tell that it fooled him as well.
Logged
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2016, 12:08:20 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.



Beautiful.
Logged
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

InternetApex

  • Still Diggin'
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,160
  • Location: Indiana
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2016, 12:09:13 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 11, 2016, 11:51:13 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.


From the way Montero's glove moved you can tell that it fooled him as well.

Backup change up. Happy accident. If he could get that movement consistently on that pitch, he'd be a hulked up Greg Maddux. I wonder if there is any thought to making him a starter considering his arsenal.
Logged
The 39th Tenet of Pexism: True in the game as long as blood is blue in my vein.

SKO

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 8,694
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2016, 12:13:34 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 11, 2016, 12:09:13 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 11, 2016, 11:51:13 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.


From the way Montero's glove moved you can tell that it fooled him as well.

Backup change up. Happy accident. If he could get that movement consistently on that pitch, he'd be a hulked up Greg Maddux. I wonder if there is any thought to making him a starter considering his arsenal.

I believe he was once a highly touted prospect for the Indians as a starter, and then, like most guys who end up as closers, that was abandoned after he blew out his arm so many times the Cubs were able to nab him in the Rule V Draft.

So I'm going to guess no on that one.

EDITED WITH STUFF: yeah he made 101 starts in the minors from 2006-2009, and then made 13 total appearances in the minors from 2010-2012 before the Cubs claimed him in the Rule V draft in 2013 and let him suck for a year on a tanking team before he evolved into the bullpen God we know and love.
Logged
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Powdered Toast Man

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,921
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2016, 12:28:05 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.



Goldschmidt had to be all kinds of WTF on that one.
Logged
IAN/YETI 2012!  "IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!"

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2016, 12:59:53 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.



Jesus fucking Christ.
Logged
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Slaky

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 7,883
  • Location: Bucktown
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2016, 02:51:09 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.



Did you tweet this out yet? This should be seen by all.
Logged

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2016, 04:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 11, 2016, 02:51:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 11, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 09, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
I'd love to have a GIF of that Goldschmidt K.

It set right that 3-run bomb from last season.  I would love a GIF of the K, just so I could feel the wrong being righted over and over again.

Been looking for GIF or video. No luck so far.

Edit: Boom.



Did you tweet this out yet? This should be seen by all.

https://twitter.com/BleacherNation/status/719128930360430592
Logged
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

SKO

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 8,694
Re: Hector Rondon Slam The Fucking Door Shut Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2016, 10:14:42 PM »
Bump
Logged
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015
Print
Pages: Pages1 2
Previous topic - Next topic