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Saul Goodman

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Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« on: December 07, 2018, 02:23:23 AM »
Luis Valbuena, 33, is now bat flipping in heaven.

Can someone please check on Andy?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2018, 08:17:02 AM »
Flipping something much bigger than a bat proved fatal.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2018, 08:31:43 AM »
Looks like he re-upped with the Angels.
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Re: Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2018, 09:27:04 AM »
Hank White outlives another one.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Saul Goodman

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Re: Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2018, 03:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 07, 2018, 08:31:43 AM
Looks like he re-upped with the Angels.

Hmm.

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They also refused to use my suggested headline: "Valbuena re-signs with the angels"

5:52 AM (PST) - 7 Dec 2018
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2018, 05:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 07, 2018, 03:30:35 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 07, 2018, 08:31:43 AM
Looks like he re-upped with the Angels.

Hmm.

Quote from: @desipiodotcom
They also refused to use my suggested headline: "Valbuena re-signs with the angels"

5:52 AM (PST) - 7 Dec 2018

I mean, it's a pretty obvious joke.
M'lady.

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Re: Finally Found A Free Agent the Cubs Can Afford
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2018, 03:09:19 PM »
Per ESPN:

QuoteLeague president Juan Jose Avila told Union Radio that he was evaluating the possibility of forbidding players to travel in private cars to move between games, saying if the players had been on the team bus, "nothing would have happened to them."

Venezuelan teams tend to travel in buses protected by security forces.
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