Opening. Day. Female. Odges.

[Slaky]

Bump.

Okay, despite myself I am just a little bit excited.  Go, Cubs.

I've got a serious ODB (Opening Day Boner) going right now.

Baisball!

[MAD]

I still don't care.   

[Yeti]

I don't give a shit what my FIP or WAR or UZR, OPS+, AWI (All White Index), or GRIT says. I'm excited for this season. It's gonna be great. World Series, all that shit. Fuck you St. Louis. Fuck you in your urinal cake arse. Eat shit Milwaukee. Fuck you Dusty. Fuck those old fuckers in Houston.. Pissburgh, I kinda feel sorry for you, but I'll look forward to seeing the Cubs beat you 16 times. So, yea, tits out. Balls hanging low. Let's get ready for some fucking baseball

[Eli]

I still don't care.   

I'm joining your apathy party.  It'll be ... something.

[Quality Start Machine]

I still don't care. GET IT.

[R-V]

I still don't care.   

I'm joining your apathy party.  It'll be ... something.

It's OEPNING DAY, you dummies. Just lay back and enjoy it, as BC would a bear claw and a medium-warm Dr. Pepper.

[PenFoe]

I still don't care.   

I'm joining your apathy party.  It'll be ... something.

Hopefully you two can split an XL Bag of Shit.

It's Opening Day for chrissakes.

[morpheus]

Don't worry... if you have low expectations, there's an online community out there for you.

[Yeti]

Don't worry... if you have low expectations, there's an online community out there for you.

This guy knew I was ready before I even typed it my post this morning

[MAD]

I still don't care.   

I'm joining your apathy party.  It'll be ... something.

Hopefully you two can split an XL Bag of Shit.

It's Opening Day for chrissakes.

Oh my love for baseball has never wavered. 

It's the Cubs about whom I'm ambivalent.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I still don't care.   

I'm joining your apathy party.  It'll be ... something.

Hopefully you two can split an XL Bag of Shit.

It's Opening Day for chrissakes.

Oh my love for baseball has never wavered. 

It's the Cubs about whom I'm ambivalent.

I'm so glad baseball is back that I managed to watch most of the Red Sawx and Yankees game last night without throwing up more than five times.

[PenFoe]

I still don't care.  

I'm joining your apathy party.  It'll be ... something.

Hopefully you two can split an XL Bag of Shit.

It's Opening Day for chrissakes.

Oh my love for baseball has never wavered.  

It's the Cubs about whom I'm ambivalent.

I'm so glad baseball is back that I managed to watch most of the Red Sawx and Yankees game last night without throwing up more than five times.

You threw up 5 times?

[SKO]

Fuck the Hueys and Elis and Yetis of the world (I realize he's on my side, but seriously, fuck him nonetheless), it's opening day. Scrape up the enthusiasm for one. fucking. day. Hell, one fucking at bat. Just let Theriot get on base and get thrown out before you start sullying the place with your sad sack bullshit. It's gonna hai.

[PenFoe]

Fuck the Hueys and Elis and Yetis of the world (I realize he's on my side, but seriously, fuck him nonetheless), it's opening day. Scrape up the enthusiasm for one. fucking. day. Hell, one fucking at bat. Just let Theriot get on base and get thrown out before you start sullying the place with your sad sack bullshit. It's gonna hai.

Is that euphemism for being a Milton-hating Racist?

[Internet Apex]

Fuck the Hueys and Elis and Yetis of the world (I realize he's on my side, but seriously, fuck him nonetheless), it's opening day. Scrape up the enthusiasm for one. fucking. day. Hell, one fucking at bat. Just let Theriot get on base and get thrown out before you start sullying the place with your sad sack bullshit. It's gonna hai.

Is that euphemism for being a Milton-hating Racist?

Yes.