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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1201 on: June 04, 2008, 02:41:32 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 04, 2008, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: Mike D on June 04, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
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Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

SOURCE?!

ShoutBox.

D'UR.

What, my word is no good around here?

http://rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=2956

Not after all that FACE!

I was going to get shitfaced at the Louisville AAA game tomorrow night and heckle Corey.  Now what the hell am I going to do for fun? 

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1202 on: June 04, 2008, 04:15:36 PM »
Here's a handy little factoid.  The Cubs are obviously the hottest team in baseball right now.

The second hottest?  Ned's Milwaukee Brewers, winners of eight of their last nine games, and during their hot stretch, they have actually lost a game in the standings to the Cubs.

Muahahahahahahahahaha!

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1203 on: June 04, 2008, 04:47:40 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on June 04, 2008, 02:41:32 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 04, 2008, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: Mike D on June 04, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 04, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 12:44:00 PM
Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

SOURCE?!

ShoutBox.

D'UR.

What, my word is no good around here?

http://rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=2956

Not after all that FACE!

I was going to get shitfaced at the Louisville AAA game tomorrow night and heckle Corey.  Now what the hell am I going to do for fun? 

There should be some flights or buses leaving town.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1204 on: June 04, 2008, 06:13:33 PM »
Dude's in the lineup, batting  2nd, right behind Jerry Hairston the Lesser.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1205 on: June 04, 2008, 06:58:08 PM »
Quote from: The Big Cheese on June 04, 2008, 06:13:33 PM
Dude's in the lineup, batting  2nd, right behind Jerry Hairston the Lesser.

Dusty wasted no time getting in back in the line up and I thank him for it.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1206 on: June 04, 2008, 07:26:46 PM »
Quote from: PTanner on June 04, 2008, 04:47:40 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 04, 2008, 02:41:32 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 04, 2008, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: Mike D on June 04, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 04, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 12:44:00 PM
Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

SOURCE?!

ShoutBox.

D'UR.

What, my word is no good around here?

http://rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=2956

Not after all that FACE!

I was going to get shitfaced at the Louisville AAA game tomorrow night and heckle Corey.  Now what the hell am I going to do for fun? 

There should be some flights or buses leaving town.

WINNAR

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1207 on: June 04, 2008, 08:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Andy on June 04, 2008, 04:15:36 PM
Here's a handy little factoid.  The Cubs are obviously the hottest team in baseball right now.

The second hottest?  Ned's Milwaukee Brewers, winners of eight of their last nine games, and during their hot stretch, they have actually lost a game in the standings to the Cubs.

Muahahahahahahahahaha!

The best news is that the heat was being turned up on Butchie. With nine wins in their last ten, he's safe for the foreseeable future.

Winnar = the rest of the NL Central.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1208 on: June 05, 2008, 03:40:32 PM »
Cards got another win today.  How the hell is Todd Wellemeyer 7-1 with a 2.92 ERA this year?  For that matter, how come failed Cubs pitchers always seem to blossom under another pitching coach's tutelage?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1209 on: June 05, 2008, 03:45:27 PM »
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Cards got another win today.  How the hell is Todd Wellemeyer 7-1 with a 2.92 ERA this year?  For that matter, how come failed Cubs pitchers always seem to blossom under another pitching coach's tutelage?

I don't know if it happens all that often.  How many times have failed Cubs pitchers had extended success after sucking with the Cubs?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1210 on: June 05, 2008, 04:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 05, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Cards got another win today.  How the hell is Todd Wellemeyer 7-1 with a 2.92 ERA this year?  For that matter, how come failed Cubs pitchers always seem to blossom under another pitching coach's tutelage?

I don't know if it happens all that often.  How many times have failed Cubs pitchers had extended success after sucking with the Cubs?

It's possible my white-hot hatred for Fraudschild has clouded my memory, but didn't Mitre turn out to be a serviceable starter, i.e. better than he was here?  And Juan Cruz has done pretty well for himself since leaving (6.05 in 2003 vs. 2.75 in Atlanta in 2004, 3.10 in AZ in 2007)

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1211 on: June 05, 2008, 04:12:28 PM »
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 05, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Cards got another win today.  How the hell is Todd Wellemeyer 7-1 with a 2.92 ERA this year?  For that matter, how come failed Cubs pitchers always seem to blossom under another pitching coach's tutelage?

I don't know if it happens all that often.  How many times have failed Cubs pitchers had extended success after sucking with the Cubs?

It's possible my white-hot hatred for Fraudschild has clouded my memory, but didn't Mitre turn out to be a serviceable starter, i.e. better than he was here?  And Juan Cruz has done pretty well for himself since leaving (6.05 in 2003 vs. 2.75 in Atlanta in 2004, 3.10 in AZ in 2007)

You're right -- Cruz has turned into a decent middle reliever for the D-Backs.  But he was never really bad when he was here.  I think he didn't live up to the hype, and people got tired of waiting for him to be the next Pedro Martinez.

Mitre has had an ERA of 4.89 since leaving the Cubs, pitching his home games in a gigantic ballpark, so I'm not too upset about him.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1212 on: June 05, 2008, 04:23:47 PM »
I'm going to go with "Kent Bottenfield"

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1213 on: June 05, 2008, 04:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 05, 2008, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 05, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Cards got another win today.  How the hell is Todd Wellemeyer 7-1 with a 2.92 ERA this year?  For that matter, how come failed Cubs pitchers always seem to blossom under another pitching coach's tutelage?

I don't know if it happens all that often.  How many times have failed Cubs pitchers had extended success after sucking with the Cubs?

It's possible my white-hot hatred for Fraudschild has clouded my memory, but didn't Mitre turn out to be a serviceable starter, i.e. better than he was here?  And Juan Cruz has done pretty well for himself since leaving (6.05 in 2003 vs. 2.75 in Atlanta in 2004, 3.10 in AZ in 2007)

You're right -- Cruz has turned into a decent middle reliever for the D-Backs.  But he was never really bad when he was here.  I think he didn't live up to the hype, and people got tired of waiting for him to be the next Pedro Martinez.

Mitre has had an ERA of 4.89 since leaving the Cubs, pitching his home games in a gigantic ballpark, so I'm not too upset about him.

Oh, no?  What if I remind you that they traded him for JUAN PIERRE?  He could have a 25.00 ERA, and I'd be mad they traded him for that sack of crap.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1214 on: June 05, 2008, 04:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on June 05, 2008, 04:25:53 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 05, 2008, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 05, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 05, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Cards got another win today.  How the hell is Todd Wellemeyer 7-1 with a 2.92 ERA this year?  For that matter, how come failed Cubs pitchers always seem to blossom under another pitching coach's tutelage?

I don't know if it happens all that often.  How many times have failed Cubs pitchers had extended success after sucking with the Cubs?

It's possible my white-hot hatred for Fraudschild has clouded my memory, but didn't Mitre turn out to be a serviceable starter, i.e. better than he was here?  And Juan Cruz has done pretty well for himself since leaving (6.05 in 2003 vs. 2.75 in Atlanta in 2004, 3.10 in AZ in 2007)

You're right -- Cruz has turned into a decent middle reliever for the D-Backs.  But he was never really bad when he was here.  I think he didn't live up to the hype, and people got tired of waiting for him to be the next Pedro Martinez.

Mitre has had an ERA of 4.89 since leaving the Cubs, pitching his home games in a gigantic ballpark, so I'm not too upset about him.

Oh, no?  What if I remind you that they traded him for JUAN PIERRE?  He could have a 25.00 ERA, and I'd be mad they traded him for that sack of crap.

Even though that has nothing to do with the original question, I completely agree with it.