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Kermit, B.

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #165 on: June 15, 2009, 03:18:15 PM »
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! update:

.122/.234/.171, good for a .405 OPS.

.091/.200/.136 in the last seven days.

Maybe we should call him FukudoMAY, amirightguys???  I sure hope Fork finds a month that ends soon enough for Kosuke to stop sucking.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #166 on: June 15, 2009, 03:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 15, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! update:

.122/.234/.171, good for a .405 OPS.

.091/.200/.136 in the last seven days.

Maybe we should call him FukudoMAY, amirightguys???  I sure hope Fork finds a month that ends soon enough for Kosuke to stop sucking.

Racist.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #167 on: June 15, 2009, 03:31:06 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 15, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 15, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! update:

.122/.234/.171, good for a .405 OPS.

.091/.200/.136 in the last seven days.

Maybe we should call him FukudoMAY, amirightguys???  I sure hope Fork finds a month that ends soon enough for Kosuke to stop sucking.

Racist.
Shouldn't that be "Lacist"?
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #168 on: June 15, 2009, 06:39:08 PM »
Quote from: RedBeard on June 15, 2009, 03:31:06 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 15, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 15, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! update:

.122/.234/.171, good for a .405 OPS.

.091/.200/.136 in the last seven days.

Maybe we should call him FukudoMAY, amirightguys???  I sure hope Fork finds a month that ends soon enough for Kosuke to stop sucking.

Racist.
Shouldn't that be "Lacist"?

Who is Redbeard?
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #169 on: June 15, 2009, 09:37:25 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on June 15, 2009, 06:39:08 PM
Quote from: RedBeard on June 15, 2009, 03:31:06 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 15, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 15, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! update:

.122/.234/.171, good for a .405 OPS.

.091/.200/.136 in the last seven days.

Maybe we should call him FukudoMAY, amirightguys???  I sure hope Fork finds a month that ends soon enough for Kosuke to stop sucking.

Racist.
Shouldn't that be "Lacist"?

Who is Redbeard?

I don't know this dude "Redbeard", but I love your avatar.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #170 on: June 16, 2009, 01:55:31 PM »
Dammit. If Hendry would've signed Junior, maybe he would've been helping Fookie instead of Ichiro:

http://deadspin.com/5292752/griffey-tickles-ichiros-fancy-armpits
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #171 on: June 16, 2009, 02:22:56 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on June 16, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
Dammit. If Hendry would've signed Junior, maybe he would've been helping Fookie instead of Ichiro:

http://deadspin.com/5292752/griffey-tickles-ichiros-fancy-armpits

Griffey has always sounded like a gay.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #172 on: June 16, 2009, 05:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on June 16, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
Quote from: Dave B on June 16, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
Dammit. If Hendry would've signed Junior, maybe he would've been helping Fookie instead of Ichiro:

http://deadspin.com/5292752/griffey-tickles-ichiros-fancy-armpits

Griffey has always sounded like a gay.

Did you surface from the basement to feed?
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #173 on: June 20, 2009, 10:07:53 PM »

4/5 today, with the steal that led to the game-tying run in the 13th.

Why should he care what anyone thinks? He's just scrappin'!
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #174 on: July 01, 2009, 07:32:33 PM »
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #175 on: July 20, 2009, 10:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 15, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! update:

.122/.234/.171, good for a .405 OPS.

.091/.200/.136 in the last seven days.

Maybe we should call him FukudoMAY, amirightguys???  I sure hope Fork finds a month that ends soon enough for Kosuke to stop sucking.

July update for the benefit of Lousy Kermit:

.288/.377/.577/.904 OPS

And it's only 10 games, but he's got a .409 OBP when he hits leadoff. And this can't hurt:

QuoteKosuke Fukudome's Japanese hitting coach, Kyosuke Sasaki, is expected to join the Cubs today in Philadelphia so he can work with his star pupil for the next week or so.

''We're going to put him in uniform and let him observe, and if need be, he can work with Fukudome all he wants,'' Piniella said. ''He's got our blessing.''

Sasaki, who has a longtime relationship with Fukudome, worked with the Cubs' center fielder in the offseason and visited Chicago in May for some more work. Fukudome credited Sasaki for helping him get off to a strong start this season.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #176 on: July 20, 2009, 10:34:15 AM »
I like him leading off.  Does anyone care what I like?  No?

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #177 on: July 20, 2009, 10:53:39 AM »

He's still one of the two most fundamentally sound players (along with DLee) we have.

an OPS of over .400 in the leadoff spot has to be good, right?

Thank Gord we play in a shitty division, where these types of things can be found out in July and not in April.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #178 on: July 20, 2009, 10:56:09 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 20, 2009, 10:53:39 AM

He's still one of the two most fundamentally sound players (along with DLee) we have.

an OPS of over .400 in the leadoff spot has to be good, right?

Thank Gord we play in a shitty division, where these types of things can be found out in July and not in April.

And a big DLeeBONER for his pick on the Aramis Ramirez throw in the game that I don't remember the date of this weekend.  He's saved many a big inning.

Fuck Ryan Theriot and his retarded baserunning.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #179 on: July 20, 2009, 10:57:55 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 20, 2009, 10:34:15 AM
I like him leading off.  Does anyone care what I like?  No?

/cries

I agree.  Sure, he can look like a mess at times, but the only real options we have for leadoff are Fukkake and Theriot, and I think I'd rather have the guy who knows how to run the bases.  Also, until Bradley starts really driving the ball, I don't think he'd be a bad option at the top.  Despite how poorly he's been hitting, he still has an above-average OBP.  If he's not going to be driving in runs, I'd rather see him scoring them.
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