Shitty O'Keas

[Weebs]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

I wondered where you guys went to.  Followed the other married friends to another bar?

Where are the pictures?

Some of the better pictures of the night:

CT and TDubbs lock it out:



Thrill took A LOT of pictures of Yeti and PAUL SULLIVAN:





A Wheezer sighting!:



Proof that the rest of JOn's head exists:



Sadly, there weren't any great pictures of Oleg this year:



Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):



Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:



Kerm spent most of the night schmoozing with the rest of the Elite Chicago Sports Bloggers:



There are more for any of you that are Facebook friends with me, but I'm done copying them over.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

CT and TDubbs lock it out:

What the hell was the story with Chad's knuckles?

Did he try to box a brick wall or is the herpes spreading?

[Richard Chuggar]

CT and TDubbs lock it out:

What the hell was the story with Chad's knuckles?

Did he try to box a brick wall or is the herpes spreading?

I got into a fight last week.  Give a dude a break.

[Wheezer]

Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

I've seen that before:

[Yeti]

Got back. Great night.

Weebs didn't post the pic of me about to kiss Sully:


I do have a picture of TDubbs' penis, a couple of a very drunk Kerm, and a picture of the Fake Fontenot. I'll get them up later.

[Jon]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

Somehow, I did.

If you can call this living. Even my fucking toenails hurt.

[CT III]

Is that really what I look like?

Shit.

[Weebs]

Is that really what I look like?

Shit.

It could be worse.  You could look like Oleg.

[Eli]

I'm amazed that Wheezer is actually a real person.

[Wheezer]

Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.

[Yeti]

Kerm drunkily sipping on a beer at Shitty's:


Kerm at Jefferson Tap where he talked about smelling puke the whole time and conned the waiter into giving him some free fries:


If one needed further proof I'm gay:


Fake Mike Fontenot. Tdubbs and Thrill thought it'd be a great thing to take a picture with this guy. After we randomly approached him for it, he either left the bar or relocated. I wonder why.


And finally, the best part of the whole evening: TDubbs' penis.

[CT III]

Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.

Also, the flash on Weebs' camera is brighter than the sun.

[Weebs]

Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.

Also, the flash on Weebs' camera is brighter than the sun.

That's why I kept it off all night last year, and I would also guess that's why the camera was dead after taking about 20 pictures.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Fake Mike Fontenot. Tdubbs and Thrill thought it'd be a great thing to take a picture with this guy. After we randomly approached him for it, he either left the bar or relocated. I wonder why.

Aka, Mini Kid Rock

[Jon]

Fake Mike Fontenot. Tdubbs and Thrill thought it'd be a great thing to take a picture with this guy. After we randomly approached him for it, he either left the bar or relocated. I wonder why.

Aka, Mini Kid Rock

From what I hear, Actual Kid Rock is pretty mini.