Gutless fucking escape hatch

[J. Walter Weatherman]

We need a new thread where the gutless slapdicks on this board who choose "alternate" teams can cheer them on all summer.

IAN's got his beloved Cardinals and Pen, his heroic Tigers. Many of you have already hopped on CFIHP's Twins wagon, too.

SKO's got his Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Desipio europansies have World Cup Turf Diving.

Me, I've been leaning pretty hard on the Hawks. But their march to the Cup comes to an end this week.

So who else you got?

[BigDrinky]

Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

[Chuck to Chuck]

Burlington Bees of the Pinto 6 League and the Louisville Bats of the Shetland 7 League of Glenview Youth Baseball sport outstanding teams that have yet to lose a game all year.

And they highlight two red headed kids with OBPs that would make Matt Murton proud.

[SKO]

We need a new thread where the gutless slapdicks on this board who choose "alternate" teams can cheer them on all summer.

IAN's got his beloved Cardinals and Pen, his heroic Tigers. Many of you have already hopped on CFIHP's Twins wagon, too.

SKO's got his Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Desipio europansies have World Cup Turf Diving.

Me, I've been leaning pretty hard on the Hawks. But their march to the Cup comes to an end this week.

So who else you got?

It'll be a cold day in hell when I root for the Riders. Stamps all the way. Time to reclaim the Grey Cup, boys.



One last shot at Glory, Henry.

[SKO]

Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

[Bort]

I have Dr. Scotch.

[MAD]

Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.

[morpheus]

Chicago Slaughter, anyone?  Defending CIFL champs.  Mongo is their head coach (littile-known fact: The Fridge turned the Slaughter's offer of "Director of Football Operations" down.).  Plus, *IAN is the team's official photographer of the Slaughter Girls.  Proof here:  http://chicago-slaughter.com/html/dancers/default.html

[Powdered Toast Man]

Chicago Slaughter, anyone?  Defending CIFL champs.  Mongo is their head coach (littile-known fact: The Fridge turned the Slaughter's offer of "Director of Football Operations" down.).  Plus, *IAN is the team's official photographer of the Slaughter Girls.  Proof here:  http://chicago-slaughter.com/html/dancers/default.html

I think it's more the Slaughter Girls and notsomuch me.

[SKO]

Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.

Allow me to explain. See, in the Arena League, touchdowns are nearly as common as first downs. So I used the transitive property of Hueysian anger to equate AFL scores with NFL first downs.

[Yeti]

Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.

[Armchair_QB]

Internet porn.

[Yeti]

Internet porn.

Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.

Or a combination of these

[Powdered Toast Man]

Internet porn.

Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.

Or a combination of these

That reminds me...Fork, do you remember 8585?

[R-V]

Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.

Pank is spelling genuous.