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Slaky

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Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« on: September 19, 2010, 12:02:45 PM »
The Cowboys make me sick.

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 12:04:46 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 19, 2010, 12:02:45 PM
The Cowboys make me sick.

THEY'RE AMERICA'S TEAM!!!  You commie.
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 12:09:16 PM »
Which QB gets murdered first?
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 12:09:51 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 19, 2010, 12:09:16 PM
Which QB gets murdered first?

Based off that missed face mask call, I say Utler.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Cardinals vs. Falcons 9/19/10
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 12:15:48 PM »
Motherfucking dumbass penalties.  Fuck.

Derek Anderson's armcock will have to save this team from themselves.
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 12:16:55 PM »
This Bears offensive line is fucking abysmal.

Fuck.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 12:21:42 PM »
I hope Cutler got his hang all up in Miss Cavalleri before the game because he's going to DIIIIIIEEEEEE.

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2010, 12:31:49 PM »
Block.  Someone.  You.  Fat.  Fucks. 

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 12:34:07 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on September 19, 2010, 12:31:49 PM
Block.  Someone.  You.  Fat.  Fucks. 

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Cutler said at the end of that last series.

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 12:34:16 PM »
Dez Bryant is fast.
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2010, 12:35:37 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on September 19, 2010, 12:34:16 PM
Dez Bryant is fast.

I'd bitch about Brad Maynard's punt there, but that's really more of a Huey thing.

I've been watching on and off, was Chris Williams removed for injury or incompetence?

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Re: Fuck Dallas - Cardinals vs. Falcons 9/19/10
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 12:37:13 PM »
Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Derek Anderson is not the Joe Montana clone I thought he was.
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Cardinals vs. Falcons 9/19/10
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2010, 12:38:08 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 19, 2010, 12:37:13 PM
Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Derek Anderson is not the Joe Montana clone I thought he was.

Max Hall by Week 6.
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2010, 12:40:02 PM »
Quote from: CT III on September 19, 2010, 12:35:37 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 19, 2010, 12:34:16 PM
Dez Bryant is fast.

I'd bitch about Brad Maynard's punt there, but that's really more of a Huey thing.

I've been watching on and off, was Chris Williams removed for injury or incompetence?

Hammy.
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Re: Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2010, 12:40:56 PM »
Adjusting the offensive play-calling to what the defense is throwing at you?

Is that even legal in the NFL?
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