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morpheus

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #210 on: May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.
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Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #212 on: May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.
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Eli

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #213 on: May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.
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Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #214 on: May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?
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Eli

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #215 on: May 06, 2011, 10:32:45 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?

Well, since I compare favorably to the early writings of Tremendous, I can see why you'd be confused.
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Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #216 on: May 06, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?

Well, since I compare favorably to the early writings of Tremendous, I can see why you'd be confused.

[Note to self: Insert Paul reference here later.]
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flannj

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #217 on: May 06, 2011, 10:50:31 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

Dentures, canes, walkers and any other needs for the elderly. I can lend you my AARP card.
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Tonker

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #218 on: May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM »
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

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Oleg

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #219 on: May 06, 2011, 11:12:57 AM »
Is this the part where I say about hemp?
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Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #220 on: May 06, 2011, 11:15:00 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 06, 2011, 11:12:57 AM
Is this the part where I say about hemp?
The whole say?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #221 on: May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #222 on: May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.
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Tonker

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #223 on: May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?
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flannj

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #224 on: May 06, 2011, 11:28:47 AM »
Actually if it's clothihng you want you will be in the right area.
I should know I married an expert.

Besides all the individual storefronts and depaartment stores you have multiple malls as well:

http://www.shop900.com/directory/

http://www.shopwatertower.com/directory

http://www.theshopsatnorthbridge.com/Map/
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