Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[Armchair_QB]

I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Prince?

[Shooter]

I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Fine, it's Tommy Kramer's wedding, isn't it?

I didn't realize you were such a big baller

Tommy will be injured too drunk to continue halfway through the ceremony and Wade Wilson will finish up.

More likely'd.

[Tony]

The commish just brought a shitload of troops out on stage at the draft, so if you side with the players you must be a terrorist.

[SKO]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

[BBM]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

[SKO]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

Not benched, just constantly fucking injured. Oh and his arm strength is pretty meh. Not a bad triggerman for the west coast offense though.

[Yeti]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? I NEEDED SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES FROM YOU ASSFUCK

[Tony]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

[Yeti]

The commish just brought a shitload of troops out on stage at the draft, so if you side with the players you must be a terrorist.

*pauses Royal Wedding*

Troops, what?

[R-V]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

[BH]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

[Internet Apex]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

The Royal "we?" The editorial?

[R-V]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

The Royal "we?" The editorial?

By the way, looks like you FACED me in posting the RavenFail link before I did. I'll try not to get all Gilhurt about it.

[Internet Apex]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

The Royal "we?" The editorial?

By the way, looks like you FACED me in posting the RavenFail link before I did. I'll try not to get all Gilhurt about it.

Too many damn Jews Bears/NFL threads around here.

[SKO]

Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? I NEEDED SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES FROM YOU ASSFUCK

At the risk of giving it the full on- TDubbs, I was occupied with a living, breathing lady person. Sometimes I can prioritize. Sometimes.