Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

FYStew for yesterday.

[Slaky]

You guys still don't get it. Stew is responsible for this. We should be thanking him.

[CBStew]

He raised his BA by .27 points in one day and still hasn't reached his miserable average last year.

[Tony]

You guys still don't get it. Stew is responsible for this. We should be thanking him.

No way. As soon as I dropped him from my fantasy team he started hitting bombs. You can thank me.

And once you point out Stew's reverse psychology it loses its affect.

[CBStew]

According to the Cubs, Mr. Pena weighs 225.  As a result of his recent hot streak he is batting .198.  Darwin Barney. who allegedly weighs 180, and earns less than 5% of what Mr. Pena earns gets paid, is batting .316.

[PenPho]

According to the Cubs, Mr. Pena weighs 225.  As a result of his recent hot streak he is batting .198.  Darwin Barney. who allegedly weighs 180, and earns less than 5% of what Mr. Pena earns gets paid, is batting .316.

I can't wait until the Cubs get Prince and he gets off to a slow start.

[CBStew]

According to the Cubs, Mr. Pena weighs 225.  As a result of his recent hot streak he is batting .198.  Darwin Barney. who allegedly weighs 180, and earns less than 5% of what Mr. Pena earns gets paid, is batting .316.

I can't wait until the Cubs get Prince and he gets off to a slow start.

Unless the Cubs put a truck scale in the clubhouse, I could not post a similar comment as to Mr. Fielder.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

According to the Cubs, Mr. Pena weighs 225.  As a result of his recent hot streak he is batting .198.  Darwin Barney. who allegedly weighs 180, and earns less than 5% of what Mr. Pena earns gets paid, is batting .316.

I can't wait until the Cubs get Prince and he gets off to a slow start.

Unless the Cubs put a truck scale in the clubhouse, I could not post a similar comment as to Mr. Fielder.

There's no truck scale in the clubhouse?

Yet another example of the Cubs' 97-year-old ballpark holding them back.

[Quality Start Machine]

According to the Cubs, Mr. Pena weighs 225.  As a result of his recent hot streak he is batting .198.  Darwin Barney. who allegedly weighs 180, and earns less than 5% of what Mr. Pena earns gets paid, is batting .316.

I can't wait until the Cubs get Prince and he gets off to a slow start.

Unless the Cubs put a truck scale in the clubhouse, I could not post a similar comment as to Mr. Fielder.

I thought there was one installed when Herman Franks was managing the Reuschels.

[Slaky]

According to the Cubs, Mr. Pena weighs 225.  As a result of his recent hot streak he is batting .198.  Darwin Barney. who allegedly weighs 180, and earns less than 5% of what Mr. Pena earns gets paid, is batting .316.

I can't wait until the Cubs get Prince and he gets off to a slow start.

Unless the Cubs put a truck scale in the clubhouse, I could not post a similar comment as to Mr. Fielder.

There's no truck scale in the clubhouse?

Yet another example of the Cubs' 97-year-old ballpark holding them back.

That, and free throw shooting.

[CBStew]

This $10 million per year super star goes on an offensive binge (for him) and still fails to approach the level that usually results in the designating for assignment of a minimum salaried rookie.

[Internet Apex]

This $10 million per year super star goes on an offensive binge (for him) and still fails to approach the level that usually results in the designating for assignment of a minimum salaried rookie.

Gordo?

[CBStew]

None of this matters.  The world is going to end a week from Saturday, around 6:00 pm Pacific Time.  I am going to have a hell of a lunch that day.  I may even eat eggs.  Cholesterol?  Who cares?

[Eli]

Carlos Pena has an OPS over 1.000 in the last three weeks.

[Yeti]

Carlos Pena has an OPS over 1.000 in the last three weeks.

Wake me up when he is doing well in a stat that.... Oh wait, nevermind