The Wolf of Wall Street

[InternetApex]

I love Martin Scorsese films. I love boobs.

Five stars.

[Quality Start Machine]

I love Martin Scorsese films. I love boobs.

Five stars.

Shirtless Jonah Hill really does it for you?

[InternetApex]

I love Martin Scorsese films. I love boobs.

Five stars.

Shirtless Jonah Hill really does it for you?

Oh, just you wait.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.

Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.

Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...

[Saul Goodman]

Yes.

[ChuckD]

I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.

Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.

Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...

Intrepid Reader: Chuck
Not enough calf muscle definition. 1/10

[Saul Goodman]

I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.

Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.

Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...

Intrepid Reader: Chuck
Not enough calf muscle definition. 1/10 would not bang

Don't forget.

Chuck agrees with every single criticism in this entire meme.

[ChuckD]

I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.

Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.

Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...

Intrepid Reader: Chuck
Not enough calf muscle definition. 1/10 would not bang

Don't forget.

Chuck agrees with every single criticism in this entire meme.

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

[Saul Goodman]

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

Look at her closest knee.  I see two bumps.  One kneecap or two?  Gross.  And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked!  Way too sharp.  Disgusting.  Pass.

[Yeti]

+1

[CBStew]

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

Look at her closest knee.  I see two bumps.  One kneecap or two?  Gross.  And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked!  Way too sharp.  Disgusting.  Pass.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!

[Saul Goodman]

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

Look at her closest knee.  I see two bumps.  One kneecap or two?  Gross.  And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked!  Way too sharp.  Disgusting.  Pass.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!

You're right, we have to take another point off.  0/10 would not even think of banging

[Quality Start Machine]

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

Look at her closest knee.  I see two bumps.  One kneecap or two?  Gross.  And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked!  Way too sharp.  Disgusting.  Pass.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!

You're right, we have to take another point off.  0/10 would not even think of banging

She probably even has ass zits, so doggy style isn't even an option.

[InternetApex]

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

Look at her closest knee.  I see two bumps.  One kneecap or two?  Gross.  And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked!  Way too sharp.  Disgusting.  Pass.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!

You're right, we have to take another point off.  0/10 would not even think of banging

Wait until you see her tits. This joke won't even be funny anymore.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.

Look at her closest knee.  I see two bumps.  One kneecap or two?  Gross.  And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked!  Way too sharp.  Disgusting.  Pass.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!

You're right, we have to take another point off.  0/10 would not even think of banging

Also, I'm pretty sure she wasn't actually panty-less in that scene.

Though try telling that to my boner.