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Whenever you hear dopey TV talking heads and supposed baseball experts talk about White Sox leftfielder Scott Podsednik, they talk about the fact that he has more stolen bases than many entire Major League Baseball teams. (Currently, he has more than: 15 teams–San Francisco, Milwaukee (his old team), Arizona, Detroit, Cincinnati, Florida (yes, the Castillo-Pierre Marlins only have 20), Kansas City, Texas, Colorado, the Dodgers, Pissburgh, St. Louis (the Genius’ team has less?), Washington, Boston and of course Oakland. He has as many (26) stolen bases as Toronto.

That’s impressive.

Right?

It would be more impressive if he had more runs scored than stolen bases.

He doesn’t.

He has 26 of each.

So what exactly are all those stolen bases getting the White Sox?

Well, that depends. The Sox are 15th in the Major Leagues in runs scored, despite playing in a league that allows them to use a designated hitter. Of course, they like to use Carl Everett there, which is kind of like using your pitcher anyway. They are eighth in the AL in runs scored.

But they win with small ball. So they just have lots of guys on base all the time.

Right?

Well, their on base average as a team is .320. That’s 23rd in Major League Baseball. The Cubs even have a better on-base percentage than the White Sox. The Cubs is .326. And that’s bad. So .320 is really bad.

So where is all this small ball stuff then? Last year, US Comiskular Field or whatever it’s called was the easiest park in baseball to homer in. Easier than Coors Field. So the Sox decided they didn’t want to hit homers anymore.

Oh, that Kenny Williams, he’s genius!

His prize acquisition was Podsednik, for whom he traded his best hitter, Carlos Lee. Apparently he had to trade Carlos because Carlos liked to smack Damaso Marte on the neck in the clubhouse. Lee is currently trailing only the other Lee (Derrek) in the NL in RBI.

The Brewers, in fact, don’t miss Podsednik at all. He was not a particularly good defensive center fielder, and as crazy as Ozzie Guillen is, he even know to play Scott in left and leave Aaron Rowand in center. Even if Rowand is not terribly good.

The Brewers replaced Podsednik with a guy named Brady Clark. All we Cubs fans knew about Brady Clark was that in both 2003 and last year he cost the Cubs sure fire wins with circus catches in right field. He’s 32, he’s never been an every day player and never shown any real signs that he could be an every day player.

But Ned Yost has been running him out there every day in center, and frankly, the Brewers haven’t missed Podsednik at all. Yost benched Scott twice in 2004 for Podsednik’s obsession with stealing bases, even when the situation warranted him staying at first. Of course, it’s not like Scott was flush with stolen base chances, his on base average in 2004 was a hilarious .313.

This year, Podsednik is reaching base at a .368 clip. That’s pretty good. Not as good as the .393 he posted in the first half of his first full season in the majors with Milwaukee. But pretty good. He saw his OBA drop each half season.

First half 2003 – .393
Second half 2003 – .364
First half 2004 – .327
Second half 2004 – .296

That’s not a happy trend, is it? We’ll see how his go-around the American League works out.

Also, Podsednik’s OPS is interesting. Remember, he’s got a .368 on base average. So what do you think his OPS (on base plus slugging) is? .800? Ooh, maybe .850!

After all, Brady Clark’s is .865, and Brady’s not exactly Carlos Beltran circa the 2004 playoffs.

Podsednik’s is .683.

Huh? Wait, that has to be typo. Let’s try that again.

.683

Wow. His slugging percentage is a hilarious .315. He’s got six extra base hits in 165 at bats, they are all doubles.

So let’s compare Podsednik’s numbers to the guy who replaced him.

  AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS Ave Oba Slg Ops
Podsednik 165 26 46 6 0 0 12 23 23 26 7 .279 .368 .315 .683
Clark 212 39 70 12 0 6 23 15 19 4 7 .330 .393 .472 .865

The one glaring difference is that while Podsednik has stolen 19 more bases than Clark, Brady’s been gunned down just as many times. Apparently, Ned Yost likes to watch Brady run to his death.

Otherwise, Brady’s got Scotty in almost every category.

So if Scott’s not the key to the White Sox success, and if they are lousy in on base averge, thereby debunking the oft repeated crap about them playing “small ball”, why are they winning?

An early season schedule heavy on sub .500-teams (32 games against Kansas City, Oakland, Seattle, Detroit and Tampa) has helped. They also played the Cubs when they were under .500 and got the Twins six times in the first two weeks without Justin Morneau and with a hobbled Joe Mauer. But the Sox deserve credit for beating teams they should, not every team does that.

The real reason has been their pitching. The starters got off to an absurd start…wait, check that, two of the starters did. Mark Buehrle started 8-1 and Jon Garland was 8-0. When two fifths of your rotation is 15 games over .500 you’ll have a good record.

The Sox have allowed the fewest runs in the American league at 184, so their paltry 224 runs scored ends up being an impressive 40 runs more than they’ve allowed.

They are 16-7 in one run games. Those 23 are the most of any team in baseball. It’s not unheard of for a team to post a terrific one-run win loss record over a full season, but it’s unlikely.

But they can pitch this well all year, right?

Sure they can.

And in the meantime, Scotty can keep running and the media can tell us how great Ozzie Ball works.