Pitching matchups:
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 7-6, 4.53 ERA
White Sox: Mark Buehrle 4-3, 3.75 ERA
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Pitching matchups:
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 7-6, 4.53 ERA
White Sox: Mark Buehrle 4-3, 3.75 ERA
Think today’s game will be me?
or me?
Or me?????
it’s possible, but with the good pitchers, I feel like it will be 1, or with both teams’ pitching generally not being good, it could be #2
Or, with both the pitchers and hitters being generally crap, it could be some combination of the two!
The mind boggles.
#3 mentioned that….
I get the feeling this chick below in the add cheats on her boyfriend. I don’t know…just a feeling…..
I have a husband….he’s 90.
So how long am I going to continue to represent someone that’s been shipped out? Or is the team just playing so well lately that I’ve become obsolete?
Any of you Cubs fans want me? I’ve been dropped from da Devil Rays rosta. I hea day be a few underage biatchs in Chi-Town that I could get pregnant.
is here.
What up perras?
Too bad I’ll be one of these near the end of my contract:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Short_tailed_albatross.jpeg/400px-Short_tailed_albatross.jpeg
Boom goes the dynamite.
Miss me doges?
The best hitter in the Sux lineup has a .289 average. If we lose one game this weekend, it’ll be a traveshamockery.
they’re still shitty
how badly did you miss my bat?
Rammy’s knee seemed ok on that home run trot.
The Rangers didn’t exactly field a great lineup.
Darin Erstad injured again.
Erstad hurt himself diving for Fontenot’s bloop. Terrero’s in. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
To 20: No shit. The last two games make Traveshmockeries look like hand jobs from the chick in the ad above.
Gameday had ball 2 to Terroro belt high over the middle of the plate. Z getting squeezed?
Good so far.
Or below. She was above when I was posting.
Strike three to Gooch was pure me.
Think I’m using my weird, “White-man” voice?
Big Z has a WICKED slider going today.
z looks like he’s throwing a wiffleball.
Looks like I can catch Z.
What’s weird about Kenny’s voice? I think he sounds just about right.
got salad?
I could catch Z too!
I am the number of strikeouts Z is on pace for this game.
I’m also not superstitious.
The way I’m playing, it’s obvious I want to go back to the cornfields of Iowa.
da hut
Was that necessary
Signed,
Me
broken :(
That ball is moving around all over the place.
Darrin, when the ball stands still in midair, that’s when I get scared.
Two first inning runs? Sounds like time for a nap. See you tomorrow.
well howdy there pardners, I’m watching the game
right here in Hot-lanta and wanted to say hi to my
imaginary family back in good-ole orlando, florida, folks.
I still have far too many inhabitants in Chicago at this hour, seeing as how from the internet it looks like Z is pitching out of his mind.
Two ronz is all I need, perras.
I forgot to say I’m waering my turquoise sweater today, folks.
Sounds like Carlos has his good stuff again. Struck out 7 of the first 9. Hell yeah female doggies.
Big Z is is bringing me today. If you thought he was on Saturday, you should see this shit. Oh, my God. It’s no-hit stuff alright. It takes a lot of luck to get one of those. It also takes me. And he has me without question. Sox hitters look distraught. Good swings, bad swings, no matter. They’re just barely making contact.
I’m a lazy no-good sack of goat feces.
Two on, no outs. If Buerhle is smart, he’ll walk Dero on purpose.
dudes.
3-1. Appears he’s doing just that. He’s read the scouting reports alright.
I’d hit DeRosa instead. Make him the designated HBP for Ramirez. Since Fonzie hit a HR, Derrek’s due for a HBP, too.
I’m throwin’ a no no so far homeys!
Rob Bowen bukkake in 3-2-1…
Or not.
Why am I hitting so high in the line-up today?
Did Bowen’s dP look any better than Barretts?
Weekdays, on Superstation WGN!
I like Bowen’s at-bats better when he draws a walk.
It actually looked just about the same.
no more
Fuck you Iguchi!
Are coming off.
Am I on vacation?
I predict that the Cubs will find a way to blow this one, darlin.
I cheat on my girlfriend
Perfect pitch by Z to Paulie. About 3 inches off the plate and DOWN.
Z not nearly as tough from the stretch. Plenty gritty enough though.
aaaaaaaa HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
to watch the sucks loose their 40th,
before winning their 30th…
“yes, I’m still here and making people in the office wonder what website you are on. why don’t you just leave work and go watch the game?”
Okay.
Who do I look like to you, puta? You think you can bunt on me? SportsCenter WANTS you to try and bunt on me.
is a f*cking hooooowwaaa!!!
Looks like the lawnmower might have used all of me.
Had at least one more inning in the tank. Another brilliant Z outing, hopefully can get a W for this one.
i thought i was heineken lite?
so easy a caveman can do it.
Terpentine, Dandelion wine
I turned the corner and I’m feelin’ fine
Shootin’ at the birds on the telephone line
Pickin’ em off with this gun o mine
Got a fire in teh belly and a fire in my head
Goin’ higher and higher
Until I’m dead.
Baker Basher
I like to walk. Therefore, expect me to be traded soon.
Well, that was refreshing.
A ground ball with eyes, perras!
> Dumbass Du Jour: So how long am I going to continue to represent someone that’s been shipped out? Or is the team just playing so well lately that I’ve become obsolete?
Consider me Dumbass Emeritus.
i am the most annoying thing you’ve heard, i’m sure