I know it’s past most of your bed times, but see if you can hang in there long enough to snark at the Survivor "All-Stars."
Look, if Big Tom and Boston Rob are in something, "stars" shouldn’t be part of the equation.
Johnny
on February 1, 2004 at 9:53 pm
It just wouldn’t be Survivor if they didn’t start off with a stupid and overblown fake looking introduction.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Ooh, Jeff "Anal" Probst is attacking the island in a helicopter. How great would it be if the Panamanians blew him out of the sky with a missle we sold Noriega back when we liked him?
They’re actually escorting the three tribes in behind a big gunship. Ahh, Survivor, it’s as crap-tastic as ever.
Anal says in order to assure "secrecy" they are under armed guards. Secrecy from what? The National Enquirer?
Right now I’ll tell you that my money is on Colby. And my money also says that Richard is guaranteed to be the first one voted off of his tribe.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 9:55 pm
I hope Jerri gets eaten by a gator or a croc or whatever the hell they have out there.
Who is Amber? Why do I have no idea which one she was on?
I hope Shii Ann drowns.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 9:57 pm
Three tribes:
Mogo Mogo (green) Jenna, Kathy, Dick Hatch, Colby, Lex, Shii Ann Wang (Wang!)
(red) missed the name, Rob, Rob, Alicia, Sue, Amber, Tom
I love that the Robs are in with Sue. Hee hee.
Amber
on February 1, 2004 at 9:58 pm
I was on the same one as Jerri. She just bossed me around all the time.
I have no business being on this show.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 9:59 pm
Funny Rob can’t wait to start "wheelin and dealin."
Big Tom says he’s got "youngin’s their age." Whatever.
Boston Rob needs to be beaten with the machete.
(BTW the red tribe is Chapera) Doesn’t that mean hat?
Speaking of hat, Alicia has the gayest hat, ever.
Boston Rob says "we have well water and it’s got all these diseases in it." Kind of like Sue Hawk on shore leave.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:00 pm
Big Tom has overalls on. Nothing says island comfort like lots of denim.
Sue says she’s the first one out because she’s the most outspoken.
Then shut the f@#$ up, you cheesehead moron.
boston Rob says he’s the brains of the "bufoon" tribe.
Good for you.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:02 pm
Ethan says that Jerri is the "hot chick" on the Saboga tribe. Well yeah, compared to Tina and Jenna, sure.
Rudy looks like he wants to kill somebody. He’s like "I left the History Channel for this?"
Jenna found some bananas! Great, nothing like a stool hardener as your only source of food!
Jerri says she got put on a team with a woman who "doesn’t like" her. Jerri, nobody likes you.
Jerri says there are "brain parasites" in the water. Sounds like she already drank some.
Rudy says he drank bad water all over the world. He likes it!
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:05 pm
The Mogo Mogo tribe is interesting. Dick Hatch is fat again, Colby left his Quattro at the hotel, and Lex is just very inked.
Dick Hatch is ready to lose those shorts, you can just tell.
Jenna, who whined her way through the first one is already at it. Besides, now that we’ve seen her naked (and heavily airbrushed) the thrill is gone.
Shii Annn is already trying to creat an alliance. I’d like her to make an alliance with a sea turtle and ride it back to shore.
Wait, is Dick Hach wearing a skirt?
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:06 pm
If that tribe creates men’s and women’s alliances, which one would Hatch be on anyway?
Dick says he’s a "big ass" target. He’s half right. He’s also naked.
Thta didn’t take very long.
Colby
on February 1, 2004 at 10:07 pm
If Hatch is going to be nude, how about he at least use the Quattro razor to get the tufts off his back. Eww.
Maria Conchita Alonzo
on February 1, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Hey, didn’t I win the last one? What is Rupert doing on the island?
John Kasay
on February 1, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Hey guys, what are you doing? Can I hang out here?
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:12 pm
Sue Hawk in the swim suit=Andy vomiting in his mouth. Ewww.
Sue’s going to drink the brain parasite water!
Sue says she has drunk enough beaver poop in her life that it won’t hurt her.
Somebody start the countdown to explosive diahrrea clock.
JoeK
on February 1, 2004 at 10:12 pm
Your right the rob and sue combo will be a blast
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:22 pm
Rudy apparently is drinking the water, too.
Jenna’s actually uglier this time around.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:41 pm
Did this turn into a burning man fest?
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:46 pm
Sorry, I was off for a little bit. The yellow tribe, the bananas lost the immunity challenge and have to ditch somebody.
Tina and Ethan are worried they’ll get voted off because they’ve won before. Duh.
I think Tina has to go. Because she was…until Sandra…the most undeserving winner ever. Hell, at least Jenna M. won the last couple immunity challenges when she won.
My prediction is Tina gets launched.
It’s kind of fun doing this live.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:47 pm
Anal says fire represents life. Since when?
Other than always.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:48 pm
Anal asks Rupert why he turned right around and came back to be on it again, and Rupe says he kind of wonders.
Jerri says she need water because of the brain parasites. Or something.
Rudy likes his tribe he says "these guys are all the goods." Huh?
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:49 pm
Ethan says he’s at a disadvantage because he won before. I’d say he’s at a disadvantage because he thinks he’s a pro soccer player.
Jenna Lewis is manic. Somebody throw a bucket of water on her.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:50 pm
Tina’s soaking wet and she kind of looks like the Looney Tunes witch. Eww.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:50 pm
Ethan votes for Jenna.
He has no clue.
Interested Viewer
on February 1, 2004 at 10:50 pm
Andy, anyone here but me and you?
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:51 pm
Rudy votes for Susan Hawk, even though she’s not in his tribe. Some habits die hard.
Tina
on February 1, 2004 at 10:52 pm
Thanks for having me!
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:52 pm
Anal is tallying the votes.
Pack up, Tina.
Jenna – 1
Jenna – 2
Uh oh.
Tina – 1 (yay!)
Tina – 2
Tina – 3
Tina – 4
Damn, I’m good.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:53 pm
Interested viewer — I think the 20 minute break between posts probably killed the audience.
Anal breaks the bad news to them that because they haven’t made their own fire, they can’t take their torches with them and have to trek through the jungle in the dark.
Hee hee.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:53 pm
I know lots of people, but I have never met anybody who has ever bought, much less worn, a Survivor buff.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:55 pm
Am I the only one who gets creeped out that Liza Minnelli is doing her mom’s voice in the Wizard of Oz’s M and M’s commercial?
But it makes me think of Buster Bluth and that makes me smile.
Yes, I’m babbling.
Survivor Buff
on February 1, 2004 at 10:56 pm
I apparently have many uses.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:57 pm
Thursday on Survivor: All-Star–
Shii Ann says their tongues are turning white.
Rudy dies.
Rupert cries.
Joe
on February 1, 2004 at 10:57 pm
Andy,
Good job on the live showcast. I actually got back from my Super Bowl party and re-read all the posts.
You should do these more often.
I may actually watch Survivor for the first time since the second season.
Andy
on February 1, 2004 at 10:58 pm
Tina says she’s disappointed that she only lasted three days, but her expression says, "I could give a s@#$."
This episode will re-air on Tuesday night, and if you missed a large hunk of it like I did, well, I guess we can catch up then.
And so, six hours after we took the "air" with the Super Bowl, we bid you good night.
And yeah, I think we will give these ShowCasts a whirl in the future.
Thanks for reading, posting and stopping by.
MTV
on February 1, 2004 at 11:00 pm
HOUSTON, Feb. 1 /PRNewswire/ — The tearing of Janet Jackson’s costume was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance.
MTV regrets this incident occurred and we apologize to anyone who was offended by it.
Justin Timberlake
on February 1, 2004 at 11:01 pm
"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl,"
"It was not intentional and is regrettable."
Michael Jackson
on February 1, 2004 at 11:04 pm
Justin, did you give her the Jesus Juice? Works every time.
Wardrobe Malfunction
on February 1, 2004 at 11:05 pm
Hi, it’s the first time I’ve ever been used in a sentence.
Nice "tassel"
on February 1, 2004 at 11:05 pm
Michael's plastic surgeon
on February 1, 2004 at 11:06 pm
Give me a call Janet, I can perk that up for you.
Pepsi
on February 1, 2004 at 11:06 pm
Michael,
I think that would have made a good Super Bowl commercial.
B.C.
on February 2, 2004 at 9:26 am
You mean you missed the ESPN post-game? Who knew!?!?!?!?
MC
on February 2, 2004 at 9:26 am
I thought an All-Star Survivor might be entertaining. Until I realized the "All-Stars" were all the people I was absolutely sick of.
Richard Hatch
on February 2, 2004 at 10:18 am
I’m surprised CBS didn’t show my half-time publicity stunt.
I know it’s past most of your bed times, but see if you can hang in there long enough to snark at the Survivor "All-Stars."
Look, if Big Tom and Boston Rob are in something, "stars" shouldn’t be part of the equation.
It just wouldn’t be Survivor if they didn’t start off with a stupid and overblown fake looking introduction.
Ooh, Jeff "Anal" Probst is attacking the island in a helicopter. How great would it be if the Panamanians blew him out of the sky with a missle we sold Noriega back when we liked him?
They’re actually escorting the three tribes in behind a big gunship. Ahh, Survivor, it’s as crap-tastic as ever.
Anal says in order to assure "secrecy" they are under armed guards. Secrecy from what? The National Enquirer?
Right now I’ll tell you that my money is on Colby. And my money also says that Richard is guaranteed to be the first one voted off of his tribe.
I hope Jerri gets eaten by a gator or a croc or whatever the hell they have out there.
Who is Amber? Why do I have no idea which one she was on?
I hope Shii Ann drowns.
Three tribes:
Mogo Mogo (green) Jenna, Kathy, Dick Hatch, Colby, Lex, Shii Ann Wang (Wang!)
Saboga (yellow) Rudy, Tina, Jenna, Ethan, Jerri (Anal’s ex lover), Rupert Boner (Boner?)
(red) missed the name, Rob, Rob, Alicia, Sue, Amber, Tom
I love that the Robs are in with Sue. Hee hee.
I was on the same one as Jerri. She just bossed me around all the time.
I have no business being on this show.
Funny Rob can’t wait to start "wheelin and dealin."
Big Tom says he’s got "youngin’s their age." Whatever.
Boston Rob needs to be beaten with the machete.
(BTW the red tribe is Chapera) Doesn’t that mean hat?
Speaking of hat, Alicia has the gayest hat, ever.
Boston Rob says "we have well water and it’s got all these diseases in it." Kind of like Sue Hawk on shore leave.
Big Tom has overalls on. Nothing says island comfort like lots of denim.
Sue says she’s the first one out because she’s the most outspoken.
Then shut the f@#$ up, you cheesehead moron.
boston Rob says he’s the brains of the "bufoon" tribe.
Good for you.
Ethan says that Jerri is the "hot chick" on the Saboga tribe. Well yeah, compared to Tina and Jenna, sure.
Rudy looks like he wants to kill somebody. He’s like "I left the History Channel for this?"
Jenna found some bananas! Great, nothing like a stool hardener as your only source of food!
Jerri says she got put on a team with a woman who "doesn’t like" her. Jerri, nobody likes you.
Jerri says there are "brain parasites" in the water. Sounds like she already drank some.
Rudy says he drank bad water all over the world. He likes it!
The Mogo Mogo tribe is interesting. Dick Hatch is fat again, Colby left his Quattro at the hotel, and Lex is just very inked.
Dick Hatch is ready to lose those shorts, you can just tell.
Jenna, who whined her way through the first one is already at it. Besides, now that we’ve seen her naked (and heavily airbrushed) the thrill is gone.
Shii Annn is already trying to creat an alliance. I’d like her to make an alliance with a sea turtle and ride it back to shore.
Wait, is Dick Hach wearing a skirt?
If that tribe creates men’s and women’s alliances, which one would Hatch be on anyway?
Dick says he’s a "big ass" target. He’s half right. He’s also naked.
Thta didn’t take very long.
If Hatch is going to be nude, how about he at least use the Quattro razor to get the tufts off his back. Eww.
Hey, didn’t I win the last one? What is Rupert doing on the island?
Hey guys, what are you doing? Can I hang out here?
Sue Hawk in the swim suit=Andy vomiting in his mouth. Ewww.
Sue’s going to drink the brain parasite water!
Sue says she has drunk enough beaver poop in her life that it won’t hurt her.
Somebody start the countdown to explosive diahrrea clock.
Your right the rob and sue combo will be a blast
Rudy apparently is drinking the water, too.
Jenna’s actually uglier this time around.
Did this turn into a burning man fest?
Sorry, I was off for a little bit. The yellow tribe, the bananas lost the immunity challenge and have to ditch somebody.
Tina and Ethan are worried they’ll get voted off because they’ve won before. Duh.
I think Tina has to go. Because she was…until Sandra…the most undeserving winner ever. Hell, at least Jenna M. won the last couple immunity challenges when she won.
My prediction is Tina gets launched.
It’s kind of fun doing this live.
Anal says fire represents life. Since when?
Other than always.
Anal asks Rupert why he turned right around and came back to be on it again, and Rupe says he kind of wonders.
Jerri says she need water because of the brain parasites. Or something.
Rudy likes his tribe he says "these guys are all the goods." Huh?
Ethan says he’s at a disadvantage because he won before. I’d say he’s at a disadvantage because he thinks he’s a pro soccer player.
Jenna Lewis is manic. Somebody throw a bucket of water on her.
Tina’s soaking wet and she kind of looks like the Looney Tunes witch. Eww.
Ethan votes for Jenna.
He has no clue.
Andy, anyone here but me and you?
Rudy votes for Susan Hawk, even though she’s not in his tribe. Some habits die hard.
Thanks for having me!
Anal is tallying the votes.
Pack up, Tina.
Jenna – 1
Jenna – 2
Uh oh.
Tina – 1 (yay!)
Tina – 2
Tina – 3
Tina – 4
Damn, I’m good.
Interested viewer — I think the 20 minute break between posts probably killed the audience.
Anal breaks the bad news to them that because they haven’t made their own fire, they can’t take their torches with them and have to trek through the jungle in the dark.
Hee hee.
I know lots of people, but I have never met anybody who has ever bought, much less worn, a Survivor buff.
Am I the only one who gets creeped out that Liza Minnelli is doing her mom’s voice in the Wizard of Oz’s M and M’s commercial?
But it makes me think of Buster Bluth and that makes me smile.
Yes, I’m babbling.
I apparently have many uses.
Thursday on Survivor: All-Star–
Shii Ann says their tongues are turning white.
Rudy dies.
Rupert cries.
Andy,
Good job on the live showcast. I actually got back from my Super Bowl party and re-read all the posts.
You should do these more often.
I may actually watch Survivor for the first time since the second season.
Tina says she’s disappointed that she only lasted three days, but her expression says, "I could give a s@#$."
This episode will re-air on Tuesday night, and if you missed a large hunk of it like I did, well, I guess we can catch up then.
Andy,
A bonus for you:
Go here for Janet Jackson fun
And so, six hours after we took the "air" with the Super Bowl, we bid you good night.
And yeah, I think we will give these ShowCasts a whirl in the future.
Thanks for reading, posting and stopping by.
HOUSTON, Feb. 1 /PRNewswire/ — The tearing of Janet Jackson’s costume was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance.
MTV regrets this incident occurred and we apologize to anyone who was offended by it.
"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl,"
"It was not intentional and is regrettable."
Justin, did you give her the Jesus Juice? Works every time.
Hi, it’s the first time I’ve ever been used in a sentence.
Give me a call Janet, I can perk that up for you.
Michael,
I think that would have made a good Super Bowl commercial.
You mean you missed the ESPN post-game? Who knew!?!?!?!?
I thought an All-Star Survivor might be entertaining. Until I realized the "All-Stars" were all the people I was absolutely sick of.
I’m surprised CBS didn’t show my half-time publicity stunt.
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